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All going to plan (i.e. this movie being as woeful as everyone says) the results will be part of @theipcdotme's Shitfest
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Appears The Green Lantern has decided to be exceedingly uncharismatic in this one. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Haha, worst death scene ever. Not even a sickening thud at the end of that fall. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
At least we can all take comfort from the fact there is life after death. Mary-Louise Parker is there so that's frickin awesome #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Hopefully this film isn't there though. Hopefully The Green Lantern is there. I liked that film. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Yes that's right, I liked The Green Lantern. From 2011. Directed by Martin Campbell. Starring The Green Lantern. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Ooh Jeff Bridges playing Jeff Bridges. Great… #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Back to The Green Lantern, am I the only person in the world who liked that film? #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
So they look like an old Chinese dude & a blonde bombshell. They've shown great consistency with that visual conceit. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Still hanging out for this Really Interesting Period Dialogue I was promised #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Bloody hell this Men in Black reboot is terrible. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
On the plus side, I did just pour myself a Bushmills Black Bush so the night is not a total loss. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
There are some contenders, but Jeff Bridges is probably the most inconsistent chooser of roles out there. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
How did a studio even consider this fit for release? #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Worst use of Let's Get it On in the history of everything. Shameful. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
@theipcdotme and I had a moment earlier this week. I emailed him the equivalent of sweet nothings being whispered into his ear. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Then @theipcdotme & I had a 4 hour skype conversation which was just us both saying 'no you hang up' to each other the whole time #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
R.I.P.D would be good dumb fun, if only I could find it to be at all fun. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
The creature design in this is strangely unoriginal and uninspiring. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
For the most part this is blandly average rather than comically terrible #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Hey look, Zombie Kevin Bacon! Spinoff film please. #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
What kind of a theme song is konichiwa bitches? #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
Verdict: Routinely Inadequate Pizzazz Deficient #RIPDtweet
— Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) February 18, 2014
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Just think – tomorrow is going to be a very sad day for me. I think it’s going to be a fun day, but sad nonetheless… see you tomorrow!!
R.I.P.D. is definitely not good. No questioning that.
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No shit – I started it once and only last about 20 minutes…
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I saw two whole damn thing. Because I’m a dumb ass.
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I was beginning to think that I should watch this until I saw the words: “blandly average.” Worth thing you could ever call something in my opinion.
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It’s pretty sucky, Baked. You have much better things to do with your time!
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Damn! I wanted to see this. Maybe not so much, now.
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YAY!! SHITFEST has saved the day!! AGAIN!!!!
WHOOP!!
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You know what?!?!? I will stand by this film no matter what and say that it wasn’t as bad as I had originally heard it as being. It was dull, yes, but it wasn’t a miserable experience for me to have to sit through. Unlike some movies I saw in 2013.
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Well – I can’t really argue with you since I couldn’t make it through the whole thing but I certainly didn’t care for it very much…
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T.R.I.P.D.
(This Review Is Pretty Damngood.)
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AWESOME!!! Y.A.G. (You Are Greatness)
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You had me at Bushmills! I’m from near the distillery and love the whisky! Want to hear an old Irish joke about it?
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Yes. So, so badly.
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I’m actually surprised they didn’t get suited for how much they ripped off Men in Black.
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dammit autocorrect!!! *Sued, not suited. Derr
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Lawyers wear suits. So that works.
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LOL : )
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Men in Black: Vanilla Edition
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Haha. Dammit. Wish I had thought of that.
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S.H.I.T.T.Y. movie!
cool way to write it Tim.
Long live Shitfest!!
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Nice review. : ) I hate pointless movies like this so much!!! I knew you & Eric had a little thing going…. That’s good! Keep him away from my Chris Hemsworth! ; )
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You know you’re the only mutant for me…
#SIP
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Thanks for posting Isaacs. Always a treat being involved. Especially given I will surely win this time, given how overdue my immortal victory is.
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I wouldn’t do it without you!!!
I hope you win!! GOOD LUCK!!!
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Haha this was awful, great tweets 😀
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Love the tweets – awesome!
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‘MIB reboot!’ sums it up. Just add mediocre and stir 🙂 great tweeters!
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Haven’t seen this yet but I read a couple of the comics and don’t remember them being godawful. Sometimes comics just don’t translate well into movies. Such a shame.
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This was fun to read. Thanks for posting. Especially liked the tweet format. And yes, you’re the only person who liked the Green Lantern movie.
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LOL!!
Thanks for reading!!
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I cant think of a good movie Ryan Reynolds has made lately can you?
Konichiwa bitches!
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He did something I liked… hmmm… oh yeah – SAFE HOUSE. Nothing spectacular but I didn’t think it was awful…
KONICHIWA!!!
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