Isaacs Picture Conclusions

SHUTTER ISLAND (2010) I’M SORRY, BUT….

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Let’s approach things a little differently today shall we… let’s go captions only….

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LEO: Can you believe how fucking fake this opening sequence is??
MARK: I know. This is bullshit.

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BALDY LADY: SHHHHH Boys… don’t tell anyone how much this movie is going to suck.

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LEO: We’re only twenty minutes into this and EVERYONE’S already figured this out????

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LEO: errrrrrrrrrr….. um……. uh…. what is this shit….?

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LEO: Speaking of shits… I shouldn’t had those on the set oysters……

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*SOUND EFFECT DEPARTMENT: POOOOOOOP POOOOP POOOOP SHIIIIIIIT CRAP POOOP FFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

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LEO: THERE’S STILL ANOTHER HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF OF THIS??????

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*SOUND EFFECT DEPARTMENT: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP POOOOOOOOOOP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT

I guess we’ll always have THE AVIATOR….

60 comments

  1. Good review. I don’t know why, but I really liked this movie. Haven’t seen it in awhile, which probably means that it blows, but still, back in the day when I went to check this one out in theaters, I was surprised by how tense it made me feel and what it did to surprise me.

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    • theipc

      I wonder what you would think if you gave it a revisit… I really didn’t think it was very good. I didn’t like it the first time and thought I might try it again from a different perspective of fully knowing what was going on and it made even less sense.

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  2. Did you watch the movie at all? Yeah, it’s easy to figure out and some of the scenes look fake but what did you think about the ambience, music and overall feel of the movie? Obviously, you’re joking and if not then based on your review of this film I cannot take you seriously when reading your blog.

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    • theipc

      I did, sir – twice. I didn’t like it the first time around and thought I might enjoy it more looking at it again to see how the secondary characters acted, knowing what was going on. I actually liked it less the second time around…

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    • theipc

      It’s Sophie’s Choice!! Like the movie or like the post!!

      This post should win an Academy Award for Dumb Blogging!!!

      Someone Tweet Ellen!!!

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  3. Thanks…..I’m not sure what I’m more disturbed by. The fact this movie sucks or that now every time I see Leo or if I ever meet Leo I’ll have those poop sound effects in the back of my mind. :O Leo: Hi JavaGirl! Me: Thinking: (Pooooops! Poooop!) Uh. Goodybe Leo! Gotta bolt!

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  4. Victor De Leon

    I just laughed my ass off! So many people didn’t dig this flick. I thought it was flawed but still had some cool imagery but yeah, I figured the whole shit out by 10 minutes in. I’m biased though. I’m a Scorsese whore.

    Some feel John Carpenter’s The Ward was a better and leaner effort which was a bit of a carbon copy of this movie. This post was epic bro.

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    • theipc

      OH MAN!!! THANK YOU!!!! Scorsese whore – LOL!!!

      I didn’t really like The Ward too much either… I guess I’m just kind of done with the whole schtick like those two movies are.

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