Let’s approach things a little differently today shall we… let’s go captions only….
LEO: Can you believe how fucking fake this opening sequence is??
MARK: I know. This is bullshit.
BALDY LADY: SHHHHH Boys… don’t tell anyone how much this movie is going to suck.
LEO: We’re only twenty minutes into this and EVERYONE’S already figured this out????
LEO: errrrrrrrrrr….. um……. uh…. what is this shit….?
LEO: Speaking of shits… I shouldn’t had those on the set oysters……
*SOUND EFFECT DEPARTMENT: POOOOOOOP POOOOP POOOOP SHIIIIIIIT CRAP POOOP FFFFFFFFFTTTTTT
LEO: THERE’S STILL ANOTHER HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF OF THIS??????
*SOUND EFFECT DEPARTMENT: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP POOOOOOOOOOP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT
I guess we’ll always have THE AVIATOR….