YOU CAME!!! (not like that!!!)
YOU READ!!!
YOU PILLAGED!!!
YOU VOTED!!!!
AND A CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!
But it wasn’t easy!! This contest saw numerous lead changes and was TIED up until some votes came in Friday night! A SHITFEST WORLD RECORD 102!!! people voted this time around (that’s 510 total votes!!!) and late Friday night DARK CARA and her PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES rolled a pack of Lucky Strikes up her shirt sleeve, greased her hair into a fine, golden coif and went out shanking the other contenders, emerging from a pool of blood: VICTORIOUS!!! HOORAY for DARK CARA!! Just don’t tell her mom!!
But seriously though, this was a WONDERFUL time and I think everyone had fun! When do you want to do this again???
Now, I’ll put on my welding goggles, my welding apron and some gloves (for safety) and head out into my blood stained dungeon garage to start casting Cara’s trophy!
CONGRATULATIONS CARA AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED!! I hope you met new people and made new friends and got new followers and found new bogs to read!! This was a blast!! If I had enough money I would give everyone trophies but I don’t and, as The Golden Rule indicates: There Can Be Only One.
Love,
ei
Seeing as Cara as a habit of breaking into the IPC website, part of me thinks she wrote this herself, without consulting the votes.
Joke, of course. A worthy winner.
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Oh very valid point you have there Luke… 😛
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HA!!
Thanks for everything, Luke!!
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Mwahaha. We’ll never know now, will we…? 😉 Thanks, Luke!!
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So that’s why the IPC said that he found me sexually irresistible. It all makes sense now
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That was actually Film Hipster before he left us…
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His last attempt at getting my love before he passed away
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If only you had reciprocated he might still be with us!!!!
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Congrats Cara!
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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING ZOE!!!!
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😀 It was my utmost pleasure!
Soooooo… when is the next Shitfest? I have an entry chilling around here! 😛
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I don’t know??? SUMMER???
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YES PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
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LET’S DO IT!!!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!
But wait… when is it summer there?
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June??
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So far… but I can make it!
Maybe I find a worse movie in between… but so far I have a winner. 😀
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Beautiful!!
I think we need to give some people time to recover from their Shitfest hangovers : )
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Yeah sherbet, some people went through a seriously harrowing experience!
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Especially the host!!! HAHAHA LOLOLOL!!
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Yeah you know! 😛
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@_@
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Thank you, Zoe!!! 🙂
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Yay! I KNEW you’d win this, Cara. It was a great review! Congratulations!!!! 🙂
When Eric comes to personally deliver the trophy, make sure Mike & Brian aren’t with him… 😉
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I’ve been to the state Cara lives in and some dick tried to run me off the road near Indianapolis. I’M NOT GOING BACK THERE!!!!!!
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING DISCO!!!
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Thank you, Mutant!!! And eeek!!! Didn’t even think about that…gulp. *closes blinds*
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That would be fine but I am the trophy. Brian goes to the person in last place. So expect a knock on the door 😉
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Are you sure it’s not the other way around? I think you’re the booby prize.
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You said Booby….
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No Jennifer Connelly is the booby prize!
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Congratulations Cara, and very well deserved!! Here’s to Shitfest!
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THANK YOU ANNA!!
*clink*
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Thanks so much, Anna!! Here’s to Shitfest indeed!! 😀
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Oh, SHIT, I thought we were voting for who we DIDN’T want to win! CongratUlations, Cara! I thank u wrote good. U should b proud of urself!
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THANKS BRIAN!!! U R CUTE.
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Bahahaha. Think u, Robert!! Ur support means SO much!!
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congrats Cara on the win and Eric for arranging the whole thing!
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THANK YOU!!!
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Thanks, Rob!! Yeah, Eric’s the BEST for pulling this together. 😀
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Congrats, Cara. You got my vote.
Twice.
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THANK YOU KINDLY!!!
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Ahaha. Thanks so much, Josh!!
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Superb stuff Cara! Well done!
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Thanks, Chris!! 🙂
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Congrats Cara! My advice: get the trophy. You won’t regret it.
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THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING SMASH!!!
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Girl, I am ALL OVER that trophy. 😀 Thanks so much!!
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Congrats!!
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THANK YOU for coming by!!
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Thanks so much!!
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I hate you in the most loving way right now, Cara from triple S!! :). Congrats!!
Eric, as always, been a pleasure!
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THANK YOU JOSEPH! For everything!!
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LOL!! Well, as long as it’s a loving kind of hate, I guess it’s cool. 😉 Thanks so much, Joseph!!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH HAPPINESS!!!!!!!! THANKS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOVE IT!!!
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Reblogged this on Silver Screen Serenade and commented:
I am 1,000% excited to announce that I have been declared a CHAMPION!! Read all about it! Thanks so very much to Eric of The IPC for putting on this glorious contest, and congrats to EVERYONE for all of their awesome entries!! Seriously, there were so many hilarious reviews of terrible movies that I don’t know how anyone could decide their favorites! I sure had a heck of a time choosing. But thanks so much to all of you voters who got enough of a chuckle out of my write-up to deem it worthy of a vote. You are awesome, and I am on cloud nine. LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!!!
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THANK YOU CARA!!! FOR EVERYTHING!!!
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Thank YOU!!!! This has been glorious. 😀
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YES! Yes it has!!
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Congrats Cara, just don’t ask what the trophy is made of… You don’t want to know. :0
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HA!! Don’t give out my secret recipe…..
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LOL. Oh dear…
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Many congratulations Cara, a worthy victor! It’s just a shame you had to kill all those kid- oh, wait that’s, um, something else… never mind. And well done IPC, for a belter of a series! (although I was a late-comer)
Adam.
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THANK YOU!!! We’ll fire up another one in a couple of months and sizzle in the summer heat!!
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ADAM YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!! Um. I mean…what? Lol, 😉 Thank you, my friend!
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Congratulations Cara!
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Many thanks!! 🙂
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Yay Cara! Congrats! I agree lets totally crash… party at the IPC! I’ll bring the vodka 😉
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BRING IT!!!
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Shots shots shots!!!!!
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Beer Bongs!!!
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Hell yes this could get crazy! Send out the evite hahahaha
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HA!!!!
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OMG CAN THIS HAPPEN PLZ???? I’ll bring…MORE VODKA!!! And cigars, of course.
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Maybe this year you’ll actually come to my XMAS party!!!
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I hope I can!!!!
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WHOOOOOOOP!!!
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Loving the True Detective pic by the way!!!!
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IN HONOR!!!!!
What did you think of the big finale?????
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GOOD! I need to do my lil recap… I am so tired today this time change kicking my butt. It was good though…did you like it?
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I thought it was FANTASTIC – can’t wait to talk to you about it on your post : )
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Of course ! !
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WOO HOO!!
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‘I hope you met new people and made new friends and got new followers and found new bogs to read!!’
Hmmm I actually made some enemies and lost a lot of followers since I got involved. Thanks a lot!!!
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THAT SUCKS!!! Maybe you should stop exposing your junk all over the place!!
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Congratulations Cara, you’re a worthy winner! 🙂
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GO CARA GO!!!
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Thanks, Mikey!! 😀
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You da girl Cara.
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Dark Cara is Da Bom.
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The IPC is da bomb DIGGITY. Yeah–I WENT THERE.
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And I am honored!!
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Ahaha “da girl,” eh? Well don’t I feel fancy. Many thanks!! 🙂
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Congrats, Cara! 🙂 Well-deserved!!
I just watched a movie perfect for Shitfest!! Please have one again 😉
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Thanks so much, Kim!! Yeah he’d better have another!!!
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I WILL!!!!
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Great work Cara! Congrats!
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Thanks so much!!
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Yay! Congrats 😀
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Thanks, Tim!!
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