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THE FIRST EVER SHITFEST SOCIAL!!! THE SECRET VILLAGE (2013)

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In just a few short hours, I’ll be live commenting on this movie in the comments section of this post. I had a handful of people say that they’d join me so hopefully they’ll show up!! If not – I guess it’ll just be me! If nothing else – I guess that means more beer and pickles for me!! I hope you tune in! This could be good fun!

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UPDATE: The big event starts in 6 minutes!!! And LUKE has promised to dance The Cooch!!!!

UPDATE: HERE WE GO!!

425 comments

    • theipc

      none of us have any idea what the fuck is going on except there are a bunch of monks lurking around, some bald dudes and a couple of dopey central characters. Oh – and something in a shed happened that we don’t know why…

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  1. theipc

    Why would you even WANT to work in a restaurant in a town where everyone wants to kill you? WHY ARE THEY DOING SO MANY FUCKING FLASHBACKS????????????????? WHY ARE THERE WOLVES HOWLING NOW??????

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  2. My download just died on me, as expected. Just as predicted I was killed off. So you the same thing doesn’t happen to you, the killer was… oh, hello? I didn’t see you in the room. I thought you were watching Secret Village with the others. What are you doing with that PVC pipe? No! Please! Don’t! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh… glurk…….

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  3. theipc

    It’s a good thing that we established early on that she can run and run well. Since she’s outrunning the entire contingent of stalkers and monks. Carrying books. And her purse.

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  4. theipc

    Are we supposed to assume that someone was taking pictures of the thugs sticking needles in the necks of those youths which is what she is reading in that fucking book????

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  5. theipc

    SO THESE FUCKFACES WERE CHASING HER AROUND THE GODDAMMED VILLAGE THE WHOLE TIME TO GIVE HER A FUCKING INOCULATION???????????????!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!???????????????

    WHAT??????????????????????!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

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  6. theipc

    We hit the credits!!!!!!

    THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! This has to be one of the best times I’ve ever had watching a movie!!! Christ this was fun!!!! Shall we do it again sometime????

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  7. Reblogged this on Silver Screen Serenade and commented:

    This might be a kind of “you had to be there” type thing, but today The IPC threw a “social,” and across the globe a few dedicated souls gathered ’round their TVs or computer screens at the same time and watched a little film called The Secret Village. It was dreadful, but the live comments were pretty funny. Check it out.

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  8. Reblogged this on Cinema Schminema and commented:

    Well, I and a whole buncha other people had a shit load of fun today over at the first Shitfest Social! We gathered together to watch “The Secret Village” and did a live commentary as we watched. Super fun and a great time was had by all! Swing on by and check out the comments to see how great (or horrible) this movie really was! šŸ™‚

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  9. The Tile Doctor

    Fuckity-Fuck ‘n stuff – – a reminder text message might have helped…
    Sorry I dropped the ball – but ya’ll cleary got on great without me – Well done! Hilarious!

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    • theipc

      Sorry – this morning was really busy as I cleared out everything to get ready for this – next time for sure!!

      P.S. I’m putting something in the mail for you today when I get out of here.

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  11. Damn it! I had an it’s-Friday-I-must-go-and-drink-a-vat-of-wine-in-the-pub-emergency. Are you doing this again and can I join in? It looks like stupid amounts of fun.

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