In just a few short hours, I’ll be live commenting on this movie in the comments section of this post. I had a handful of people say that they’d join me so hopefully they’ll show up!! If not – I guess it’ll just be me! If nothing else – I guess that means more beer and pickles for me!! I hope you tune in! This could be good fun!
UPDATE: The big event starts in 6 minutes!!! And LUKE has promised to dance The Cooch!!!!
UPDATE: HERE WE GO!!
You’re still going ahead with this then? Good luck my man. It’ll make for an interesting post, I’m sure.
Boat Drinks and Flatworms! 😉
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Yep – I’m going to give it a shot!! We’ll see how it turns out…
You like today’s header??? (I just changed it a few minutes ago when I got in)
Boat Drinks and Flatworms!!!
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LOL! I love it. That’s a beauty, man. A fuckin Flatworm beauty! 😉
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FUCKING FLATWORMS!!!!
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Keep that penis to yourself 😉
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I want my penis!!!
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Hahaha! Mine comes in handy too!!! Let’s call a truce! 😉
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Perfect!! The Russians could learn from us.
No stealing penises.
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Haha! Aye, let’s call it a draw. Everyone can walk away happy…
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With penises intact!
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LOL. Im at work at the moment and finding it difficult to contain my laughter. Hahaha!
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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On another less hilarious note… I’ve got two episodes left of True Detective. Sad to see it coming to an end.
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That is sad!! At least you have the big finale to look forward to. It’s fantastic!!
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Yeah, I wanted to watch it last night but it was midnight and I had work this morning. Hopefully, I’ll get on that tonight.
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You’ll fuckin love it, Muckers!
“Come die with me, Little Priest.”
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Hey! No spoilers, man! I’m sure I will love it, though. It’s been great so far. McConaughey is a total boss, man.
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That’s no spoiler – just one of the creepiest lines of dialogue I have heard in years : )
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There certainly has been an abundance of great dialogue. Love Rust’s theories on life and religion too.
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YEP YEP!!!
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Hahaha. What have I gotten myself into? This does not look like a good film at all.
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You’ve gotten yourself into a bunch of WONDERFUL because YOU’RE WONDERFUL!!!!!
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😀 Let it be! Looking forward to it!
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WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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I’ll try to attend 😀
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DELICIOUS!!!
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I have found an online copy of the movie. There is a danger that it might crash during the commentary, but I think that adds to the excitement. ‘One of us might not make it to the end!!!!’
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This comment has been cracking me up since I read it this morning!! LOL!!!!
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What time are you starting? Hopefully it coincides with my lunch break! Stelio Savante rules!!
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2 O’clock your time…. clear your calendar!!
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I’ll be so hammered by then…
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Hammered as in drunk already or busy at work?
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BOTH!!!
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NICE!!!
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I’m still trying to find a version online. If I manage to get it and work doesn’t stop me from postponing lunch then I’m in. If not, I’ll be reading it as it goes along 😉 Or I’ll try!
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I SO HOPE YOU CAN!!!!
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I just found a version..haha! So now work just has to behave 🙂
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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Almost there! 😀
I got my 30 minutes of lunch pushed back..haha! So hungry. It better be worth it 😛
So we just start the movie together? Is that it? I’m still not sure how this works..
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Yep – in 33 minutes fire it up and comment on it throughout out here on this post!! New comments, replies whatever you feel like!!
YAY!!!!
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AWESOME! I only have 30 minutes so I’ll finish it up later if I find it relatively alright 😛
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sounds GREAT!!!
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Still hoping to make it, but we’ll see. Kids don’t always cooperate.
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Put some vodka in their O.J.!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don’t have vodka. But whiskey. That I have.
Does high end whiskey knock out kids faster than the cheap stuff?
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Josh what grade do you teach? I am just being nosy and curious 🙂
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I have actually been staying home with my kids the last several years. But when I teach, I have always been in 6th-8th grade rooms (by choice – it’s my favorite age with which to work).
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Oh ok cool! I taught Kindergarten for a year and subbed all ages for another … seriously 7th and 8th were the hardest to me. I commend you!
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And I think K easily the hardest, so right back at you. Why’d you stop teaching?
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Decided to go on a different track and try something else, I didn’t like all the politics involved, at least in the district I was in. Do you miss teaching? I do miss the kids it was the most rewarding job I have ever had.
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I miss teaching immensely. Probably going back next year.
At which point, I will miss being home with my kids. I’m sure.
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I envy your free time. I poop at 2pm, but this is an awesome idea.
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Watch it while you’re pooping!!!
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thats a great idea. Is this on Netflix?
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I’m not sure – I found it on iTunes….
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Movie looks weird! Look forwarding to reading your guys’ comments since I am at work and cannot watch movies. 😦
#crying
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let’s see how this one goes – if it’s fun like I expect – we’ll do it again!!
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ok have fun… that’s me sad walking away. ill just go sit over here by myself in this corner. hahahaha
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: (
#sadness
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Be there or be square!!! : ) Wait… I won’t be there. Shit. : ( #iSuck
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: ( : ( : (
#frownyfrownson
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T-minus 50 minutes. BRING IT!!!!!! 😀
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LET’S GO LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!! COME ON CLOCK!!!!!
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I’ve got this all queued up on Amazon! EXCITEMENT!!!!
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YAY MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 MINUTES!!!!
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Just hit the play button. 🙂
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DELICIOUS!!!!
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I’m here! Wahoo!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
LETS GO LETS GO!!!
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These are some ominous bells…..
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2.7 rating on IMDb. HELL YEAH!!!!!!
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Oooohhhh, mysterious mass deaths and witchcraft and people in robes chanting…I’m already intrigued! 😉
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These are some ominous hallways….
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This guy has ominous eyebrows….
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Dammit, Greg, SHE CAN’T DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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That’s embarrassing. I have the same coat as the lead female. Fuck!
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HAHAHAHAHA AWKWARD!!!!!
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Relationship drama!!!!
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Guys. It’s early and dark here in Melbourne so this is actually kind of scary.
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A monk! In the woods!!!
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So many dudes in cloaks…
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I CAN’T DO THIS RIGHT NOW GREG.
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Greg & Rachel are SO gonna hook up.
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So homeboy thought it was cool to just make himself at home with no one there? …Kay.
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What do you have in these boxes, lead?
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He’s a stalker! I can relate!
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A monk!! On the porch!!
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Shut up Greg.
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And so it begins!!
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DEAD BODY!!!!!
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Why was that person hanged??? Strange…
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Cut to: an empty house and a bald man with a moustache…
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Convenient lesson/exposition.
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Ooohhh, creepy no wall house….scary….
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Who is that motherfucker chilling next to the nkids all the time?!
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Yeah, I’m legitimately concerned for their safety!
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Yeah, getting a bit sketchy…
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and four kids with PVC pipe…
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WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING MUSIC?????????????
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SHIT! I think I know that bald guy. He’s a bartender in my local!
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Guys…what just happened???
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I don’t know. I’m so confused!
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What the fuck’s going on here…..?
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I don’t understand what just happened in the creepy no wall house!!
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That was pretty fucking random!!
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“Car rides really take it of me” says Greg.
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Poor Greg. Life is difficult when you’re afflicted with the curse of adult onset car sickness.
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Greg sounds like a massive jessie
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Hahahah, right. Because the best weapon is a PVC pipe, sure. No wonder that kid got owned.
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I don’t understand the need for that random scene….
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Such soulful stares at the new roomie all the time… not creepy AT ALL!
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Exactly HOW many stalkers are in this movie?
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Fat bald guy: My life is in jeopardy for talking about this. So is my standing in this town. But I’ll talk to you about it anyway.
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Yeah, because that’s not strangely evasive at all. And for someone who’s in so much danger, he sure is talking A LOT. And in specifics. What happened to clandestine meetings in dark parking garages??
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Drinking game! Take a shot every time a new stalker shows up!
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AWESEOME!!!
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So I am not alone in wondering!
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No, no you are not…
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The make-up team put their A-Game into trimming the old guy’s moustache!
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Fo sho’ yo!
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So did the costume department – he’s got a VERY nice ascot.
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Does it stack up to the Swanson ‘stace, Eric??
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HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! CATERPILLAR!!!
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That old guy is from Office Space!! And The Fugitive!
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Richard Riehle – the poor man’s Wilford Bremly (sp??)
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What the hell is this??
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You chose this!
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Invisistalkers
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“Something wrong?” No, darling, nothing at all. Just murders and stalkers and you being an idiot. It’s all good.
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and mystery monks on porches!!!
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She’s already gotten a threatening note? Damn, those villagers work fast!
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They don’t miss a beat!
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THREATENING FAT GUY WITH BEARD ALERT!!
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Did anyone else just chuckle at how terrible a runner that guy was?
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Apparently he is not a successful escapee…
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Yes! He didn’t move his arms, like a Riverdancer.
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LOL!!!
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Stalker! Drink!
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Really awful scene fade change…
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Also how does no one notice all these monks wandering around??
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Oh God. Did that music just make anyone else’s eardrums burst?
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I KNOW!! What’s with the sound here????
#suckysounddepartmentshit
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This film has been shot on a really nice Instagram filter.
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PS: Are all these locals like really big old dudes?
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There’s so many weird people popping up .and the whole strangers…what is going on? I’m probably a bit behind..typing and watching doesnt work at the same time on my phone…
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none of us have any idea what the fuck is going on except there are a bunch of monks lurking around, some bald dudes and a couple of dopey central characters. Oh – and something in a shed happened that we don’t know why…
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these cuts and random people and all..man…and that greg character is weird…he’s trying to give some intense eye contact..but its slightly creepy…
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Moustache guy: Whatever you do, don’t talk to the villagers or they could kill you.
Minutes later, Girl: Hi Villager, can I talk to you about ergot poisoning?
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Was that old woman meant to be scary?
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“I feel like they’re trying to hide something.” Wow, this girl must be a genius…
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LOL Misty!!!!
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Gee Rachel, I wonder what that painfully obvious note means! Shut up Greg.
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When did this become a partnership?
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This guy hits the neck vein every time! Professional stalker! I don’t like this competition.
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We’re all losing.
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They even take the time to stalk with bodies over their shoulders. Dedication.
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So many syringes!
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ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! The monk is in the house!!!!!
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Hah! Don’t mind me, just carrying a lifeless body in the woods.
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WHAT was with that shot of the mask??
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WAIT – WHAT?????
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Why is mustache man dressed like he just stepped out of the 19th century??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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What the…? Who is that random chick having a really bad hair day?
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What the fuck was that????
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No idea. Maybe it’s their version of the standard Asian creepy girl ghost?
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Was that supposed to be a GHOST???
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WTF IS THAT WOMAN? AND WTF IS HIS SUIT?!
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Now she’s in the cemetery????
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WTF is that stupid thing in the woods with them?
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Why is her mouth hanging open like that?????
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The sound editing in this film is not good. Also, worst wig ever.
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OMG THAT WIG. It hurts. And the look on her face…just…ugh.
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QUALITY!!!
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NOTHING in this film is good so far!
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This sure is some good editing too…..
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Calmest response to seeing ghost ever.
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A lot of people died on Oct 11, 1999…. and they all have centuries old tombstones….
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Can anyone explain to me why she keeps jumping from location to location?
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And then a series of quick cuts back and forth almost made the entire audience give in to epilepsy…
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Each cut also gets it’s own extremely loud BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!! What’s with the fucking bells??
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GEES that was a loud smack to get that bug on his face! It’s like he punched someone out!
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MOUSTACHE MAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!
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Poor thing. He just wanted to wear top hats and talk about people being poisoned…
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Greg is the worst.
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And he talks with his mouth full….
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He’s so impolite!
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Girl: Just waiting for call.
Guy: FROM WHO? FROM WHO?
Girl: I better go follow up this lead.
Guy: I’LL GO WITH YOU!
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Way too keen. What an amateur.
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Wait – are they showing the SAME SCENE again??
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Didn’t we already do this scene?? Did my movie just jump back or is the scene actually repeating? Is she a Time Lord? What’s going on???
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! What is this shit???
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I don’t know but I am NOT a fan!!
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Is a cut up narrative really necessary for an event that happened two seconds ago?
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Haha, I thought my download jumped. Was that meant to happen?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
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Girl: I saw them kill that old man in a snazzy suit. It was like a cult ritual. Something weird is happening!
Clap, clap, clap!
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OMG! I’m out and back to work…I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy 😉 I’ll keep checking out what you all say! 🙂
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BYE KIM!!!! I think this may be the most fun I’ve ever had watching a movie!!!
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Next time, I’ll remember to bring my tablet so I can do both at the same time 🙂 Will there be a next time?
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These cloaks seem like very unwieldy stalking attire.
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amateur hour! pfft
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Why would you go BACK to where you saw a dead body to check out the ritual?
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EVERYTHING is weird. That’s like what’s her name’s fave word.
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But she can furrow her eyebrows like a BOSS!!
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Greg has terrible alien eyebrows like Colin Farrel
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Greg is the king stalker… always popping up.
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She just got a job with the click of her fingers in a small, rural town in a village where no one trusts newcomers!!!
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LOGICAL!!!!
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That’s right, when you feel threatened by someone who is actually outside of your car – get out of the car and walk around. So logical.
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That was some nice LOUD fake violin when the bald guy opened the door…. SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH
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They’re having a staring contest!!!!
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He can handle it… he has the brows.
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Greg can be so sassy. And shifty-eyed.
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“C’mon in! We like to stare at each other for hours on end. Sound fun?”
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Can someone please make a gif of Greg scratching his forehead and then getting surprised by his own hand?
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She sure gets excellent cell reception in the middle of a small 700 year old town that probably doesn’t have a cell tower.
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These damn flashback scenes! Staaaaahp.
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They’re making me crazy!!!
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They’re fucking completely pointless. And 100% stupid.
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Greg should have got Maced there. She looks terrified.
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Greg, no.
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Well that was abrupt, sudden and awkward.
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“The town is cut off from the rest of the world, they are self reliant and have their own government.” But they have great wireless coverage.
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Clearly, they have their priorities straight–good cell reception, bad locks. You can call for help, but the stalkers will still get inside your house.
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Did they REALLY just make the scary movie music to an empty bed with messed up sheets????
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Uh… you try getting creases out of bath robes and then come talk to me about horror!
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He is such a whiney victim.
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Such a clingy pair!
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What happened to the ghost with the bad hair?? Was that just a tease?? Also – what about those three kids that got their asses kicked earlier??
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So much inexplicable and random shit going on here.
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WHAT THE FUCK?? Now there’s black ghost gas floating around????
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Ghosts in hoodie robe things no less.
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Also, what happened to the random black guy? Am I the only one who thinks it’s a little racist that he was dressed like a 19th century slave about to go pick cotton…?
…Or am I a little racist for thinking that…? #imnotaracist #pinkyswear
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I THOUGH THE SAME THING!!!! HELLO HUCKLEBERRY FINN!!!!
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And his name was JIM!!!!!
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HE’S BACK!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING CRACKING ME UP!!!!!!
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If this village is so secret, how did she ever find it in the first place?
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Why would you even WANT to work in a restaurant in a town where everyone wants to kill you? WHY ARE THEY DOING SO MANY FUCKING FLASHBACKS????????????????? WHY ARE THERE WOLVES HOWLING NOW??????
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SO many arb congregations going down. THE EFFECTS, while we’re at it!!!! WHY?!
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This is kind of like the music in Twin Peaks, except Twin Peaks was good and was made twenty five years ago.
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Is Greg dead or was that a bad dream??? Is he going to become Lucifer’s Plaything????
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My download just died on me, as expected. Just as predicted I was killed off. So you the same thing doesn’t happen to you, the killer was… oh, hello? I didn’t see you in the room. I thought you were watching Secret Village with the others. What are you doing with that PVC pipe? No! Please! Don’t! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh… glurk…….
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Bye Luke!!!!!! This was great!!!
See you in hell!!! Tell Greg we said hi!!
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Dammit, didn’t even get to use my brand spanking new syringe
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Jim’s back! And he’ still dressed weird!
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He just wants to clear his family’s name! And work on the railroad!! Oh wait – that was the Irish….
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Oooohh, slavery undertones.
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My other half is having a melt down about the acting…
Also, another gem, cliche is in America all girls/women who want to become actresses waitress, this must be her real job.
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Hi Greg, it’s Rachel, where are you and also don’t leave wet towels on the bed you freaking idiot.
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Uggghhh this MUSIC. She’s looking at a picture. LET’S MAKE THINGS OMINOUS!!!!
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SCREECHSCREEHCCREECH!!!!
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Deaf, deaf, deaf!
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Did Jim draw her a map?? Did I miss something??
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We’re all missing something…
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I’m not even pretending to understand what’s happening anymore.
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Totally just in it for the lols now.
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It’s a good thing that we established early on that she can run and run well. Since she’s outrunning the entire contingent of stalkers and monks. Carrying books. And her purse.
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Never leave a purse behind!
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Evidently not South African doors… so flexi.
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At this point I’m assuming that Greg has been murdered and we’ll see it in a flashback in about five minutes.
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I like how the giant stalker dudes can’t get past her locked door so they are just ringing the doorbell and saying “Rachel. Rachel.”
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I am assuming these are the same stalkers that were in and out of her house for the first half of the movie.
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It’s polite to announce yourself, you know?
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So they took photos of them injecting people with stuff…? Best stalker selfies EVER.
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HAHAHAHA!!! I just wrote the same thing!!
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Are we supposed to assume that someone was taking pictures of the thugs sticking needles in the necks of those youths which is what she is reading in that fucking book????
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I can’t believe she fell asleep warding her stalkers off. Oh, wait, yes I can because I keep nodding off…
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JIM. SERIOUSLY. LOSE THE HAT.
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What about those fancy suspenders???
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They ARE fancy, aren’t they? #fancyjim
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“Bigger than poisoning?”
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Where is Greg in all this?? #useless
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What a CHOP!
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This makeup crew is like the best lot ever!!
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Jesus, it’s almost like Pharrell’s hat at the Emmys or Globes or whatever it was.
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Maybe these tools should just write her a letter if they are so desperate to talk to her.. or email seeing as the wifi and signal rocks.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! They should slip a note under her impenetrable door!!!
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Oh yeah, because apparently just saying what you have to say through a door won’t work. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
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Guys!! We’ve survived an hour!! All except Luke, of course.
…Luke, stop struggling over there. You’ll only hurt yourself.
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WE CAN DO THIS!!! Only 26 minutes left!!!
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Oh thank goodness!
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mmmmffffhhh….MMMMMFFFPPPPPHHHH…
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Cara, I am sure we have something stronger to keep him out with?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!
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LOL! “You can’t eck-scape me!”
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LOL – did he just say “some of them got gang-a-rene” instead of gangrene??
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What about what sounded like exscape earlier…
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Hahah, yes! That’s gangrene when you order it in an Italian restaurant.
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Does she never use the space bar when typing?! I thought she was a journalist. worstjournalisteverifthespacebarisopional.
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Stalker: “Something’s going on here that’s not adding up.” NO SHIT ASSHOLE – it’s this movie.
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#whereisgreg
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He’s back!!!! She left him countless messages!!! Countless!!
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HE’S BACK!!!!! He must’ve heard you!!!
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Getting fucked up for not hanging his towels at his ex girlfriend’s house.Or someone reported him for excessive creepy stalking.
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Homegirl looks like death warmed over. Also, why does she drive a minivan?
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Potential family van.
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Room for plenty of little stalkers!!
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The whole village if they want.
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Greg is so awkward!
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Re the van, I’m assuming she has six kids who we’ll see in a flashback later on.
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UH OH!!!!! A shower scene?????????????????????????????
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WHAT??? This just got tagged NO BOOBS : (
#atleastyoucouldhavegivenusthat
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Greg just absconded with all of her article writing materials!!! What a dick!!!
#whatadick
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May I please mention what a prick Greg is?
Also, wht a stupid ass shower scene! That water does NOT look comforting!
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We certainly know Eric isn’t comforted by the lack of boobs. #noboobs #sorrybuddy #winsomelosesome
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Yeah, totally just killed this all for him completely!
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Rachel just can’t catch any breaks lately. At least she was able to get a nice job.
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So she can be an actress one day!
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She’s gotta do her time in the trenches!!
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Yeah, apparently she is unraveling fast…
#lightweight
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Cause everyone wants to have a shower and put on a linky “cute” black dress for a night out on the town that is intent on killing you.
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There’s ole Jim again!!! Slinking around behind the round barn….
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AND THE DAMN HAT IS BACK!!!!
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But NOT in a “cute” black dress. He is doing this all wrong, the hat doesn’t make it right.
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HA! And the room full of dying extras. No, they’re not acting–this movie is literally killing their careers.
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HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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So they just keep all of these infected people in a round barn that you can just walk in and out of and they don’t escape or go out for supper?
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People have to eat!
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Here, look at these diseased people and don’t do anything about it.
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QUALITY!!!!!
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But take a pic! That’ll do, right?
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These are the WORST stalker hitmen fucks in the history of stalker hitmen fucks…..
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Where the heck is that wig ghost we saw in the beginning?
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Damn fine question!
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I think this is about to end and the stupid ghost had JACK SHIT to do with ANYTHING!!!!
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Oh NOW the cell reception is sketchy!!
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CONVENIENT!!!!!
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Typical.
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“I trusted you…I trusted you!”
…After knowing him for two days. Way to go, girl.
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Yeah, shows what type of value system she has.
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I hate this movie so much. That is all.
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HAHAHAHAHA MISTY!!!!
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It’s awful. Just as I think it cannot be topped, a new scene starts.
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Wat.
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SO THESE FUCKFACES WERE CHASING HER AROUND THE GODDAMMED VILLAGE THE WHOLE TIME TO GIVE HER A FUCKING INOCULATION???????????????!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!???????????????
WHAT??????????????????????!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, cause a bi burly dude chasing you and not telling you when he had the chance to totally makes sense. WHAT THE HELL MAN.
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FUCKING HELL!!!!!
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Suddenly Mama’s wig chasing seems so normal.
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This music sounds kind of like the score in Jurassic Park?
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He was a ghost?
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They were “hallucinations”…..
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They were stupid, is what it was!
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We hit the credits!!!!!!
THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! This has to be one of the best times I’ve ever had watching a movie!!! Christ this was fun!!!! Shall we do it again sometime????
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HECK YES.
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I am definiely on board! This was awesome!!
Was it worth the fifteen bucks?
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FUCK YES IT WAS!!!! I’d pay good money to do this ANY TIME!!!
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😀 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Hell, yeah! But with a slightly better movie. ;-p
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THANK YOU MISTY LAYNE!!!!
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What. Just. Happened.
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We all just lost an hour and a half of our lives.
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This was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen but one of the funnest times ever is what happened!!!
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I will say, this is a pretty freaking hilarious group.
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HILARIOUS and AWESOMER THAN ANYTHING!!!!
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Hi guys!
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Hi there, Hooker!
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Swamy Kandan should be shot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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What the heck? It starts with a ghost and then there’s another one and then there’s a perfect medical reason for the plot? WHAT
JUST WHAT
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Quality and Value on display today!!
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I was thinking we could get Skype involved and maybe try to come up with some sort of podcast commentary.
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That would be amazing!
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Figure it out!! You know I’d be in!
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Thank God it’s over!! And she was just crazy the whole time so that’s why there was all the time-traveling? Nothing in that movie made any damn sense.
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Quality!!!
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The executive producer is a medical doctor. Stick to your day job, dude. Or maybe don’t if your tactic for innoculating people is to physically threaten and stalk people.
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Apparently the sound idiot was a Dr Something too. Hope not in sound engineering.
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Protected by copyright law… this isn’t even worth pirating.
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LOL!!!
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Thank you Eric for a wonderful Shitfest social! Shitty film but good times. It’s now 6:30am here so I am going back to sleep! …If I can, since that film was totes scary. Peace out homes.
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That is some impressive dedication!
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THANK YOU ANNA!!!!! THIS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
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Haha! So lucky I didn’t have work today!
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Lucky us!!
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Reblogged this on Silver Screen Serenade and commented:
This might be a kind of “you had to be there” type thing, but today The IPC threw a “social,” and across the globe a few dedicated souls gathered ’round their TVs or computer screens at the same time and watched a little film called The Secret Village. It was dreadful, but the live comments were pretty funny. Check it out.
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THANKS CARA GALE!!!!!!
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But of course. THE WORLD MUST KNOW WHAT WE WENT THROUGH!!!!
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YES!!!
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I can’t believe Stelio Savante turned out to be a kindly wood nymph!
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With a penchant for chasing down innocent people and sticking them in the neck with needles!!
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Reblogged this on The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger and commented:
Well, definitely something that was transformed from something absolutely godawful to a hell of a lot of fun! THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!! And thanks to everyone that participated, truly enjoyable!
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THANK YOU ZOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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😀 Anytime!
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Obviously, the kid didn’t cooperate. Boo.
Sorry I missed it.
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Well – I can say that this 1000% more fun than I had envisioned!! I knew it would be fun but not like this…. we will TOTALLY be doing this again!
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I’m here! Has the movie started yet? Guys? GUYS?? Dammit! Did you at least save me some popcorn?????????
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I did!!! But Mike used up all of the butter to oil up his pecs for you…. : (
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Dammit, Mike!!!!! Oh – there’s still plenty left over. He didn’t need much. : )
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Bring it on over and let’s chow!
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I watched the trailer. I don’t quite know what to say other than it looks pretty bad
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I don’t know if you want to muddle through all of those comments but it was pretty godawful….!
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i imagined it would be. would have been fun to see it while you all were commenting on it, but i think I’ll take a pass on watching it as there are just too many other really shitty films out there.
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Amen!
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missed it, but please include me in the next one, whenever you do it
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You know it!
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Reblogged this on Cinema Schminema and commented:
Well, I and a whole buncha other people had a shit load of fun today over at the first Shitfest Social! We gathered together to watch “The Secret Village” and did a live commentary as we watched. Super fun and a great time was had by all! Swing on by and check out the comments to see how great (or horrible) this movie really was! 🙂
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THANK YOU MISTY LAYNE!!!!!
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Ahhh fuck!!! I’ve been out all day!! I missed everything!!!!!!
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We missed you!! Maybe next time???!!!
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For sure!!!!!
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Fuck, I forgot about all this!!!
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TYPICAL!!!!!!!!!
Just Kidding – maybe next time!!
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Any idea what the film should be? You should have a vote on it. Make this a regular feature!
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HEY!! These are both great fucking ideas!!!
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Do it dickhead! Or ask for movie suggestions. I want us to watch Masters of the Universe!
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I put together a little something to come out in two hours : )
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Yaaaaayyyyy!!!
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Great stuff people. I really wish I was involved in this. This worked a fucking treat but I’m sorry you all had to suffer this shit!!
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Thanks Muckers!! It was worth it just for the sheer fun we had today!!! Hopefully next time you can make it!!
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Fuckity-Fuck ‘n stuff – – a reminder text message might have helped…
Sorry I dropped the ball – but ya’ll cleary got on great without me – Well done! Hilarious!
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Sorry – this morning was really busy as I cleared out everything to get ready for this – next time for sure!!
P.S. I’m putting something in the mail for you today when I get out of here.
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Damn it! I had an it’s-Friday-I-must-go-and-drink-a-vat-of-wine-in-the-pub-emergency. Are you doing this again and can I join in? It looks like stupid amounts of fun.
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YES and YES and YES and YES!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice, seems like it worked out great!
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THANKS!! It worked out INCREDIBLE!!!
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Wow… this post has gained an insane amount of comments! Well done, EI!! This social thing killed it!! 🙂
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THANKS SMASH!!!! I wish you could have been here with us!!!! : (
Maybe next time???!!!!!!
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Great work all. Hopefully I will be able to participate next time sir.
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ME TOO!!
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Great blog guys follow us as we follow you
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Thanks!! Sure will!!
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