Isaacs Picture Conclusions

RABID (1977) TWO TOP HATS

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Wow – this is a really weird fucking movie… I’ve never been a big fan of David Cronenberg – but then again, I haven’t seen much of his shit – but this is fucking noisy, weird, 70s and not really very good… sorry Cronenboners!! Boners for Croners!! SHITFEST FOR LIFE!!! You know, I watch a lot of movies from the 60s and 70s and it never fucking fails that there’s a LONG, LOUD motorcycle scene and this thing delivers. It seems like (but probably wasn’t) the first 20 minutes of this was a couple of people riding down a road on a motorcycle. VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM. FOREVER……………..

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Then they run into some sort of motor home and they go flying off into the air and the motorcycle lands on the chick and catches on fire and goddamn is she lucky they crashed in front of a Radical Plastic Surgery Hospital so they take her in and do some skin grafts and there’s Canadians everywhere going OOT and ABOOT and saying “eh” and drinking Mooseheads and smoking Camel Straights and showing their boobs and doing a lot of crying and having nightmares and writhing around on the ground and then the chicks starts biting people.

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Then the doctor examines her fucking armpit and it’s got something that looks like a Hoo-Haw in it and this dong looking tentacle feely thing comes out and wiggles around and bites the goddamned doctor and then he goes around biting people and she bites a cow and soon enough everyone is biting everyone else and the Mayor of Canada calls for Martial Law and the police are going around killing people that bite other people and some dude molests the chick in a movie theater so the feely penis thing bites him and he dies and then he starts biting people and what the fuck is going on here anyway?

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Whose thumb is that? Cara – is that your thumb? *SPOILER* Anyway – people go around biting each other all over town and eventually someone bites the main chick and she dies and they throw her in a garbage truck and then the fucking movie is over. And that’s the thing about this – a bunch of Canadian people bite each other and then it’s over. Is it worth your time? Probably not unless you want to see a bunch of Canadians running around biting other Canadians. I bet if we pooled our lunch money we could probably get SMASH or JOSEPH to take a picture of them biting someone and it would be a lot better than this thing.

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47 comments

  1. Cronenberg’s early stuff is bonkers. Never seen this one, but I’ve seen that one in a high rise, which I can’t remember the name of, and that’s well weird. I think his best film is Videodrome, or possibly The Fly.

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    • theipc

      LOL – I don’t hate anyone – it’s kind of a long running joke started by my Canadian friend. He doesn’t post any more but I think he still reads out here….

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  2. “Then the doctor examines her fucking armpit and it’s got something that looks like a Hoo-Haw in it and this dong looking tentacle feely thing comes out and wiggles around and bites the goddamned doctor and then he goes around biting people and she bites a cow and soon enough everyone is biting everyone else and the Mayor of Canada calls for Martial Law and the police are going around killing people that bite other people and some dude molests the chick in a movie theater so the feely penis thing bites him and he dies and then he starts biting people and what the fuck is going on here anyway?”

    WHAHAHAHAHA! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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