Gang… there’s something weird going on with this movie… I watched this over a month ago… during the big SHITFEST and I remember looking it up on IMDB to get the release date and such and to check out who the smokin’ hot lead actress is. I even remember reading some comments about it and everything. When I looked at it the day I am writing this, the IMDB page indicates this hasn’t even been released, has no poster image and no reviews. Further, I now can’t even remember where I watched it (iTunes or Netflix), the beginning of the movie or even what the lead male looked like. In fact, aside from the very very end, I can’t really remember the big finale. And I watched it totally sober!! Is someone fucking with me?? Did some alien steal that airplane over that ocean and then come over here and probe me, erasing my memories of this thing?? Is the govt. sending those black helicopters out here to erase my brain?? Is it a secret Postal Service conspiracy??? Is it the masons??? Is it Honi the Circle Drawer????? IS IT THE BOOFS??????????!??!?!?!?!?!!! We may never know the truth but let’s see what we can come up with….
So… this hot chick is kind of fucked up for some reason I don’t remember. But she’s over it now and working as a counselor for abused women and (I think) used to bop her old colleague on the sly. I could be wrong because memories are vague on this one but she either bopped the fuck out of him or he wants to bop the fuck out of her. Anyway, now she has a baby and one night she’s getting bopped by her old man and god damn these Uncle Ray’s Salt & Vinegar potato chips are salty… SHIT!!! What’s a good lip pucker thing? (*)? No… { * } Maybe… who cares.. back to the topic – one night she’s getting bopped by her husband and some things happen outside the bedroom window and then the husband is asleep in what I am sure is an Emission Coma and – OH FUCK THERE’S A SHADOWY FIGURE IN THE ROOM JUST OUTSIDE THE BED!!!! OH SNAP!!
Well – I’m not going to spoil this one because it’s really not too bad but soon they are seeing things like this in their own dining room:
And this (check out what’s on the wall behind them):
And someone’s even doing some of this:
I don’t think it’s “Unmemorable” but for some reason I can’t remember much of it…. HMMMM… You might like it or you might not. I’ll probably give it a re-watch it sometime when it’s on cable to fill in the gaps. In the end, after society crumbles and mankind almost becomes extinct, after the rise of the machines and the Great Space War with the Niburians, after we finally find peace and live a life free of poverty and oppression, 2,000 years from now, when our descendants look back at this generation, I doubt they’ll say, “Well… they did make The Occupants.”
Yes but what WILL they say we made? I really hope they find American Beauty and make grand assumptions that we were a society that worshipped floating plastic bags.
LikeLiked by 1 person
True Detective????
LikeLike
That would be awesome. They would slowly back into their spaceship and just leave assuming we were all psychos.
LikeLike
Between this disappearing film and the disappearing plane, we have a real mystery on our hands!
LikeLike
I KNOW!!! Someone better call Nancy Drew*. Because I totally would have made it with her when I was a youth.
*This reference to an OLD American TV show may be lost on you and for this, I deeply apologize.
LikeLike
Haha! I used to read those Nancy Drew books as a kid! Good times!
LikeLike
Maybe one day I’ll do something about the TV show and my puppy love for Pamela Sue Martin : )
LikeLike
LOL! Definitely doesn’t sound like something I am willing to waste time on!
LikeLike
There are much better things to do with your time, although it’s not THAT bad….
LikeLike
It can’t be THAT good either if it is so forgettable 😛
LikeLike
True…….
🙂
LikeLike
PS: Agreed, I could always painfully rewatch Ferris….
LikeLike
Right!!
LikeLike
When you say bopped by her husband do you mean he is hitting her or are they having sexy time I’m thinking you mean sexy time cause no matter what film it is someone always makes time for sexy time even if there’s a mad man wavering a knife xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH it’s definitely a reference to sexy time : ) : )
Thanks for reading and commenting!!
LikeLike
Mysterious memory loss…hmmmm? Dude, you were definitely probed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
LikeLike
Fair enough…. and…………..I’m listening……
LikeLike
You were definitely probed but I don’t think it had anything to do with aliens.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Is that the mom from How I Met Your Mother? She’s kind of hot. This looks very interesting to me, may need to give it a whirl. It was the BOOFS!
LikeLiked by 1 person
THE BOOFS!!
Well – it’s not worst thing ever, that’s for sure : )
LikeLike
To be precise it was a rogue sect of the BOOFS. Mainly consisting of me, Joseph and the postal service, ably assisted by Skype calls from Andy Watches Movies and The Film Hipster who made time in the busy schedule they have at their movie free commune in Belize to fuck with you.
LikeLike
I KNEW IT!! Guerrilla BOOFS!!!!
LikeLike
What he said ;).
LikeLike
LOL!
LikeLike
Ha! Great last sentence. : ) Weeeeeeeird shit going on, dude. You SURE you saw this? Maybe it’s like that Julianne Moore movie The Forgotten. Btw…… ( * ) is NOT a “lip” pucker. Lol!! Wrong end….
LikeLike
HA!! : )
I KNOW I did!!!!
Quit being so busy, I need you around to consult on these things ( o ) ( o )
LikeLike
Those are WALL-E’s eyes.
LikeLike
Yes. Yes, they are.
LikeLike
YUP Joseph is correct she is the mother from HIMYM! I hate her she annoys the crap out of me. Makes sense that she was previously relegated to really bad movies. Are you sure you were sober?!
LikeLike
LOL yep!! Watched it up here at work….!
LikeLike
I’ve never watched a movie sober and then forgotten practically everything about it. Very odd.
LikeLike
LOL I know – trust me, I would admit it if I was loaded. A lot of my posts are written loaded….
LikeLike
Oh, I trust you, no doubt about that. You don’t seem to be too reluctant information. I was just saying I’ve never heard of anyone having such an experience.
LikeLike
I know… must be the govt….
LikeLike
That’s my brother’s default answer to a lot of things, as a joke. He’ll just randomly say, “That’s what the government wants you think”, lol.
LikeLike
Um. What in the world happened to this movie?
LikeLike
No clue!!
LikeLike
Mmmmm..I’d say the lead actress is more semi-boppable than bop-bop-boppable. Then again, I could be miscalculating since I don’t bop a whole lot of chicks these days. I think I’m losing my mojo. Of course, I havent really met many boppable chicks in the last decade to begin with, so who knows? Despite the boppability factor, I thought the people around the table looked like good company…I mean, they didn’t look super chatty so at least they wouldn’t be talking with their mouths full, you know? I suppose they could stare a little less, but we all have our little quarks. I could probably fart a little less, but who’s counting?
3 top hats, eh? I may give this one a gander.
LikeLike
Is that what that stink is??? I figured it was that crab I accidentally left out over night….
PPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
LikeLike
This is what will define our generation?? Well that seems…depressing. Hahaha. Given the general meh attitude, I think I’ll just not watch this one…But good job, buddy!!!
LikeLike
THANK YOU CARA GALE!!
LikeLike
Omg, you have Uncle Ray’s too?? That’s awesome! We also have Uncle Ray’s chips in Canada! But they are hard to come by, you have to go deep into the bad neighbourhood to get them. Very risky, yet delicious chips.
LikeLike
They’re DELICIOUS!!!! Especially the Dill Pickle ones!! You and D arm yourselves and go get some!!!
LikeLike
Dill Pickle is the greatest chip flavour ever invented. They can keep coming up with all kinds of hot wings and vinegar and sourkraut grilled cheese flavours, but they will never match up to the magic of Dill Pickle.
LikeLike
We are two peas in a pod. There is NOTHING better than Dill Pickle chips. NOTHING.
LikeLike
Agreed. Let’s have R.O.T.O.R. execute all those who oppose our Dill Pickle regime.
LikeLike
It’s ON!!
Although… if you were on Twitter… you would have the painful knowledge that R.O.T.O.R. is off sic today wiping his runny bottom…. Twitter has some disadvantages too…
LikeLike
Isaac, this blog wins blog of the year in my book, purely because I came on to read this article only to be confronted with a half naked Matty Mc at the top! The guy is a legend and I love it he has been recognised as such by being placed at the top of your site!
LikeLike
THANK SO MUCH!!
We have no one but Cara to thank for this beauty (see today’s post 🙂 )
LikeLike