I was kind of excited for this… it had Idris Elba and Gary Oldman, plus a rather alluring cover.. so I got it in the mail and put it in one day and started watching it and it started off pretty good and we got a little bit of this:
… and then it very quickly got STUPIDER THAN FUCK and there was some shitty ass CGI kid going around terrorizing people and people were bent over backwards going up stairs and there’s some dumb side story about someone’s crazy mom and teenagers are working old 16 MM film cameras that they would NEVER know how to operate and then this fucking happens:
And then this kid comes around:
And then they hold a stupid, fucking Exorcism and there’s some sort of dog walking around with its head turned upside down and Elba gets possessed…
I guess I won’t go off and spoil the end for you because IT’S SOOOOOOOO WORTH IT (not) but it really did take me three sittings to get through it because I hated it SOOOO much. This is pretty sad: one top hat because it was in HD and one top hat because of a nice set of buns.
Wow. I don’t know why you’d put yourself through this apart from the lure of the buns on the cover. Is it just me or does the ghost kid look like the wolf boy from the Munsters?
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I thought the trailer actually made it look decent…. and buns….
The ghost boy looks like shit….
lol
#lol
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lol … I pretty much only watched this for odette yustman :p
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and her buns were the only thing decent about this one….
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Oh sheesh I had even forgotten about this movie, saw it a long time ago. Bad, bad, bad.
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LOL Zoe!!! YES….. Turrible…!
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Love how unnecessarily sexy the poster is 🙂
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love that comment!
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I SAW THIS!!!! I think. I dunno. It was SHIT. I think. I think it was sooo shit that I really don’t remember it. I liked Uncle Buck WAY more than this. : ) I think.
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HA!!! I liked Uncle Buck way more than this too……!
🙂
#stinker
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Looks awful. I like the idea of an upside down headed dog though
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Crazy bastard….
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I remember seeing this in theatres, it was god awful…nice buns though, indeed :).
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Give it up for them buns!!!
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Is that little demon kid crawling out of a medicine cabinet? Is that what that is?
Probably would have been scarier if he’s just moved a bunch of lotions and deodorants around all willy nilly. You’d have nightmares for weeks!
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He sure fucking is…. UGH… you know what else that cabinet needs??? SEVERAL pairs of fingernail clippers….!!
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hahaha totally!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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A little disappointed this sucked, considering they lure you with Gary Oldman (my fav). In other news, the bum is highly boppable.
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Yep – pretty sucky.
Yep – I’d bop those buns.
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It’s like the Polar Express went back to Hell where it belongs. These stills look like some of the worst CGI I’ve seen in days.
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“DAYS” EVEN….!
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Is that the little kid from The Middle?! haha Why do good actors do weird movies like this? I don’t get it are they that hard up for money.
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It is!!! Creepy little bastard….!
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The Unwatched (and I’ll keep it that way)
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HA!!
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Ghost kids are about as scary as cotton candy.
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and powdered donuts.
Stopped shitting yourself?? Back to work??
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No and yes.
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Those are very nice buns. Very.
Beyond that nothing here sounds even a little interesting. I’ma stay away.
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I’ve done you a service, sir.
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The only part of this film that interested me was the poster 😀
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LOL!! YEP!!
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Y’know, I considered watching this once. Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t. Sounds DUMB.
#noprobos #letsshankit #shankityshankshank
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Don’t do it, Cara!!! We have much better and unfinished business to attend to!
#Probies
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AGREED, SIR. Very important business… 🙂
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This movie disappointed the shit outta me (not literally). It had some potential then it became dog puke. Good post bro, bad movie. (guess it goes to show Oldman and Elba cant save every flick).
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Totally, right??? What a waste!!
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