Well FUCK. This is my first post to work on since WordPress fucked with the image editing design. I’m very, VERY anal about the width and sizes of the images I put out here (OCD) and always try and size them at 500X800 for the poster and 500X300 for the pics. For the last two years It’s been very easy: click, click, type, save. I think I figured out how to do it the new way but the changes aren’t fucking saving so my shit looks all wonky and this is really FUCKING IRRITATING…!!
*TIC
*TIC
*SCRATCH
What the fuck??? GOD DAMN!! So I apologize if you’re use to order and calm. This looks sloppy but maybe no one even gives a shit but…. UGHFUCKWHYFUCKFUCK!!
I don’t even know if I can keep myself together to write this thing. I better step away for a while. Well… fucking hell… I went into the HTML and changed all of the sizes there and now everything looks good on my EDIT POST page here but not in the preview. What the fuck. Hopefully it’s a cache problem? I guess we can check in a little bit. This is really irritating and distracting. Uuhhhhhhhhhhh The Butterfly Effect…. what was I going to say??? Oh yeah…. SPOILERS!!
Ashton Coocher plays a man who figures out he can travel back in time by reading his old notes he wrote down as a kid. I hate this post now. UM – but when he goes back in time and changes thing, things get fucked up for his friends. This movie was really going pretty well until the end and Amy Smart is all kinds of yummy…
I’m done with this post. How frustrating. So – since he’s tired of fucking up his friend’s lives he somehow manages to go back in time by looking at a picture of his mother in the hospital getting ready to squeeze him out of her Hoo Haw. He goes back to when he’s a little bitty fucking baby and strangles himself with his umbilical cord. What the fuck? That’s as bad as this post. Someone told me there’s an alternate ending but I don’t even care any more. This whole WordPress thing has ruined my day.
I’ll try and come out with something better later….
I just hate the scene with the dog in a bag 😦
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NO SHIT!!!
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Agreed! That was way to dark for me. I saw this when I was like 15 and it was too creepy. Especially the gross child porno making dad… uggh, it makes my heart hurt again just thinking about it.
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Don’t think about it any longer!!! Here’s some good thoughts: FLICK FLICK FLICK!!
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See you get it.
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*TIC. I understand. Hence my reviews are looking the way they are now I was also exceptionally anal about how they were supposed to be and I just can’t win now!
Nevertheless…
Yeah you got that super shitty ending. The other one was way better, rather see that one.
We are both endlessly peeved with WP.
Love the post though, totally feeling that frustration!
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Did my tweets not help you with the pics?? That seems to be working now….?
That ending was a total movie ruiner…. kind of like the end of Nymphomaniac…
#foreshadowing
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I have thrown in the towel, I am so fussy and I am not getting exactly what I wanted 😦
It was awful!
Ah no man!
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😦
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Yeah well… it doesn’t look THAT bad, it just isn’t how I had things rolling along smoothly hahaha!
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I’ve actually gotten use to the new way by now… oh well….
BTW – I have something with your name on it coming out right before your bed time (I think). No wait – it won’t be THAT late over there. 🙂
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Meh. Sucks that we had to, it was perfect before.
Hmmmmmmm… 1pm for you is 8pm by me… do the math! 😛 What time is it going live?
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1:00 🙂
I never learned how to do math!!
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So 8 here BWAHAHAHAHA! Will be sure to drop in to check it out then!
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JB… LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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JB!!!!!!
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CHOP!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Maybe the pictures were OK, but someone went back in time, changed something and now they will never be the same size again. CONSPIRACY!
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SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
I blame that lukebbtt guy… he’s currently out of sorts with no working computer… i bet he’s fucking with us…….!
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IF I CAN’T BLOG, NO ONE CAN!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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Wtf?! I don’t need to see that pic of Ashton! Never seen this flick, not the biggest Kutch fan.
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Neither am I but I do love some Amy Smart!
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She has a fugly face though, like the kind of face that I think needs a lot of work with lighting and makeup to make it tolerable.
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Maybe… but I like what they do to it when I see it 🙂
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The other ending may be a bit too “Hollywood” but at least it’s not fucking stupid like this ending.
So are you saying that WordPress can Snow White your Snow White? ; )
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ABSOLUTELY I’M SAYING THAT!!!!!!
#snowwhitemysnowwhite
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I found this movie surprisingly good… and yeah what is up with the pictures??
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I think I just got caught up in the day they changed the code and were working some bugs out. I think I’ve got the hang of it now.
Hopefully you got the alternate ending that didn’t suck the life out of you.
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Hmmmm, it’s hard to argue with that .,,
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🙂
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This film was some dark shit, and quite dfisturbing in places when I watched it years back. It’s put me off seeing it again. On a different note, your post looks fine to me man. WordPress have f***ed up a bit with the picture thing though. Why change when not necessary! And your post did make me LOL again
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EXCELLENT!!
This was a very frustrating post to put together… thankfully my mom gave me a decent brain and I was able to figure this shit out…
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Ugh. The LIKE isn’t loading. Anyway, LIKED !
Btw, I’d seen the movie ( we have a dvd copy ) …. did he really strangle himself with umbilical cord ? I need to re watch it.
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THANKS REN!!
Yep….. it was pretty dumb….
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The premise of this movie seems right up my alley, but I’ve never seen it because of Ashton Kutcher.
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I totally can understand that. I only watched it for Amy Smart and it ended up not being too bad except for the end.
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I never liked this movie…. Ashton Coocher is a douche.
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He surely is!!
#douche
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Amen on how hard they made image editing. Not a good change, WordPress. Not good at all.
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Fuckin’ terrible!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Throws lettuce at the stage*
*wait – why would I have a head of lettuce at a play?*
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Good question. Tomatoes are more disgusting. Or poop. Poop is gross.
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