I haven’t done one of these in a long time, mainly because MR and MRS THE IPC haven’t been TO a movie since last summer but, I feel this merits some attention – especially now that I can let myself go read the posts about this done by people I love. The point of this site is to normally talk about lesser known movies and whether or not you should give them a chance but, I really do watch just about everything that comes out – that INTERESTS me – and I feel like an opinion is deserved here. I won’t be going into big details about this, because a lot of other people have written MUCH BETTER things, so here’s a little look into this movie based on my experience with the Much Greater part of my life.
This is probably going to contain some spoilers but they won’t ruin the movie or anything… they’re going to be vague…
THE IPC (during the trailers, eating Post-Hot-Dog-Nachos): GOD DAMN these peppers are hot today….!
MRS THE IPC: HA!! B.O.B.!!
*After the movie*
THE IPC: So, what did you think about that movie??
MRS THE IPC: I really liked it a lot!
THE IPC: I FUCKING LOVED IT!!
MRS THE IPC: It was really goo-
*no lie, a teenage girl comes running past us crying or hyperventilating or having a seizure or something*
MRS THE IPC: Well… that was just weird….
THE IPC: Was she CRYING??
MRS THE IPC: I’m not sure… should we do something?
THE IPC: I bet she just got some bad news or something.
*later, in the car*
MRS THE IPC: Do you think we should check on that girl?
THE IPC: NAH. I’m sure she’s fine. She was able to run and no one was chasing her.
MRS THE IPC: You’re probably right.
THE IPC: So… you liked it??
MRS THE IPC: Yeah! I thought it was really good.
MRS THE IPC: (lol) But why didn’t that thing kill her when she engaged it? Like it did everyone else.
THE IPC: I guess she’s one tough broad.
MRS THE IPC: Or, why didn’t she just take off her jacket? What’s he gonna do? Put it back on her??
THE IPC: HAHAHAHAHA!
THE IPC: “Put it back on or take one in the head!” Couldn’t Fury just shoot the fucker already?
THE IPC: I like how those server blades sure were easy to get to on the most advanced piece of equipment human civilization has ever created.
THE IPC: The blade I am on at work goes bad once a year and it takes seventeen tickets to IT and three personnel to JUST FUCKING UNPLUG it and restart it.
THE IPC: “On your left” LOL
THE IPC: OMG TOTES
THE IPC: I think I’m going to shave my beard tomorrow. It’s getting itchy
THE IPC: I REALLY like Anthony Mackie.
THE IPC: I like how Saturday Night Live did a whole skit about dongs. I think Brian and I have lead this Dong Resurgence. The world can thank us.