I haven’t done one of these in a long time, mainly because MR and MRS THE IPC haven’t been TO a movie since last summer but, I feel this merits some attention – especially now that I can let myself go read the posts about this done by people I love. The point of this site is to normally talk about lesser known movies and whether or not you should give them a chance but, I really do watch just about everything that comes out – that INTERESTS me – and I feel like an opinion is deserved here. I won’t be going into big details about this, because a lot of other people have written MUCH BETTER things, so here’s a little look into this movie based on my experience with the Much Greater part of my life.
This is probably going to contain some spoilers but they won’t ruin the movie or anything… they’re going to be vague…
***
THE IPC (during the trailers, eating Post-Hot-Dog-Nachos): GOD DAMN these peppers are hot today….!
MRS THE IPC: HA!! B.O.B.!!
*After the movie*
THE IPC: So, what did you think about that movie??
MRS THE IPC: I really liked it a lot!
THE IPC: I FUCKING LOVED IT!!
MRS THE IPC: It was really goo-
*no lie, a teenage girl comes running past us crying or hyperventilating or having a seizure or something*
MRS THE IPC: Well… that was just weird….
THE IPC: Was she CRYING??
MRS THE IPC: I’m not sure… should we do something?
THE IPC: I bet she just got some bad news or something.
*later, in the car*
MRS THE IPC: Do you think we should check on that girl?
THE IPC: NAH. I’m sure she’s fine. She was able to run and no one was chasing her.
MRS THE IPC: You’re probably right.
THE IPC: So… you liked it??
MRS THE IPC: Yeah! I thought it was really good.
MRS THE IPC: (lol) But why didn’t that thing kill her when she engaged it? Like it did everyone else.
THE IPC: I guess she’s one tough broad.
MRS THE IPC: Or, why didn’t she just take off her jacket? What’s he gonna do? Put it back on her??
THE IPC: HAHAHAHAHA!
THE IPC: “Put it back on or take one in the head!” Couldn’t Fury just shoot the fucker already?
THE IPC: I like how those server blades sure were easy to get to on the most advanced piece of equipment human civilization has ever created.
THE IPC: The blade I am on at work goes bad once a year and it takes seventeen tickets to IT and three personnel to JUST FUCKING UNPLUG it and restart it.
THE IPC: “On your left” LOL
THE IPC: OMG TOTES
*later*
THE IPC: I think I’m going to shave my beard tomorrow. It’s getting itchy
THE IPC: I REALLY like Anthony Mackie.
*Sunday morning*
THE IPC: I like how Saturday Night Live did a whole skit about dongs. I think Brian and I have lead this Dong Resurgence. The world can thank us.
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
haven’t seen it, so I didn’t read your review yet, but I’m sure it’s awesome!
LikeLike
The review – not so much. The movie – AWESOME!
LikeLike
I’m the only person in the world who didn’t like it. I’m right though 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I have a feeling that our friend Brian won’t like it either so there might be two of you.
LikeLike
I love Brian
LikeLike
#notjustplatonic
LikeLiked by 2 people
I really liked the first Captain America, and I’m sure I’d enjoy this too, but I think I’m just sick of super hero movies at the moment.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Knowing you in that way that we know each other, I think you might find too many holes or problems in this one…
LikeLike
The way we know each other you know I always find the right hole…
LikeLike
von Trier style, even…..
LikeLike
I’m with Brian on this one. I liked the first one, but I just can’t seem to get very enthused about super-hero flicks as of late. Too much CGI. I am sure Capt. 2 is pretty good, but once you already know what formula the film follows, it takes away the intrigue. I will watch at some point, though, especially since I hear a lot of positive reviews, and one from EI, who like me, typically doesn’t dig too much mainstream stuff.
LikeLike
There’s quite a bit of CGI in this one but I really liked how they did all of the fight scenes with real actors and practical moves. The CGI is mainly limited to The Falcon so it wasn’t too annoying. That new Spiderman look miserable. It really looks like a video game.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I like the way Dane looks as Goblin; this is what the 2002 version messed-up on. Goblin should have had prosthetics on DaFoe and that would have been awesome! Hopefully Dane’s Goblin is creepy, similarly to Ledger’s Joker. The film probably will be underwhelming, though, b/c I’m sure it will follow standard formula.
LikeLike
Probably… I totally don’t even care about it…
LikeLike
Another great quickie. : ) I really liked Anthony Mackie too! First liked him in The Adjustment Bureau. Woohoo Winter Soldier! Mike is wrong. Mike sucks. Glad you enjoyed it! : )
LikeLike
THANKS!! He’s such a good actor! Did you see The Hurt Locker? He’s good in that too.
Mike is not changing my perception of Irishmen….
#crazypervs
#unprobo
LikeLike
Never saw it – not crazy on those war movie type thingies. Oh! But he was in Real Steel too. That’s more my speed! Loved that! And…
#MikeIsNutsAndPervy
LikeLike
I remember that one – I don’t remember totally loving it but didn’t hate it, that’s for sure 🙂
LikeLike
See? We have some common ground! Maybe. Sometimes. : )
#TheWarriors
LikeLike
Also –
#theadjustmentbureau
LikeLike
And…
#Gravity
#BladeRunner?
#TheShining??
#Cuckoo’sNest!
#JohnCarpenter?!
#OffToBedNightNight! : )
LikeLike
#SEE !!??!!!
Nite!
#nite
LikeLike
Anthony Mackie was good in “8 Mile” as the driving antagonist; he was such a prick! The final act of 8 Mile is $$$$$! One of the best endings I’ve seen. 🙂 “Hey, weren’t you listening to the last round, meathead? Pay attention, you’re saying the same shit that he said!” That line always cracked me up. lol. “Tanktop screaming LOTTO, I DON’T FIT YOU!”
LikeLike
Never seen 8 Mile….
LikeLike
dude, 8 mile is full of stars: Michael Shannon, Brittany Murphy, Kim Basinger, Mekhi Phifer. It’s a very solid script. It’s basically like a rap version of “Karate Kid” and Anthony Mackie plays the bully role, who terrorizes Eminem the same way Johnny terrorized Daniel. The ending is perfection! *I just say all that in case you assumed it was a lame, typical rap movie. It’s not. It’s strong story-telling.
LikeLike
Dear Chop,
Loved this and glad you loved the movie, it was awesome!
On a side note, what if the girl was crying cause someone was pulling off some crazy dangerous horror crap at her home and because she watched a lot of horrors the typical response is to get hysterical but not actually TELL anyone what the issue is?
Nah… Probably something minor…
Love
JB, Serious Winter Soldier Fan
LikeLike
Dearest JB,
I absolutely loved it!! What a fun movie!! Over the years I’ve been alive, I’ve learned not to put my nose into stranger’s shit, so, let’s leave that shit alone. Can’t wait to talk about this when we have some more time.
Love,
Chop
P.S. On your left.
LikeLike
Dear Chop,
That is a wise decision I am sure… I cannot wait for that! Shout when you have time and I shall check my ridiculous schedule!
Love,
JB
PS: Oh no man, not again!
LikeLike
Dear JB,
It’s Monday morning and it sucks.
Love,
Chop
LikeLike
Dear Chop,
I really do feel for you… your day is only getting into swing now and I have fifty minutes of work left and I cannot be more grateful that the day is almost over!
I wish you all the best for today.
Love,
JB
LikeLike
Dearest JB,
I have SEVEN hours left and three meetings to go to. I hate it. Hopefully I make it through.
Love,
Chop
LikeLike
😦
LikeLike
😦 INDEED!!
LikeLike
LOL, the last 9 lines of the conversation were all you. Did the Mrs. just get sick of talking about this movie?
LikeLike
SMASH!!!
HA HA – no… she refused to talk to me after – well – the aftermath of the movie nachos and hot dog….
LikeLiked by 1 person
damn it, this whole board can smell it, too!
LikeLike
time to break out the febreeze!
LikeLike
HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!! You and MRS THE IPC crack me up!! I miss you guys!
PS – holy shit, could Scarlet Johansen get any hotter?
LikeLike
I don’t think so…..
LikeLike
Loved. This. Flick!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was FANFUCKINGTASTIC!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sounds like that girl got Stalker Saturdayed.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sounds like it!!! (I didn’t know you were in town…)
LikeLike
“NAH. I’m sure she’s fine. She was able to run and no one was chasing her.” I AM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS. I am very glad you and the Mrs. liked this one! But will you QUIT eating foods that make you into a gassy weapon of mass destruction?? You’re ruining your wife’s movie experiences!!!
LikeLike
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#toot
#mykhaleesi
LikeLike
You should grow your beard. Everyone who’s cool has a beard.
LikeLike
I wore that beard for six months… now I’m sporting some ‘burns and what is technically called a Van Dyke…. it’s getting ready to get hot around here….
LikeLike
You guys!! GREAT POST-MOVIE DISCUSSION! I hope to love the movie as much as I loved your review. Damn!
LikeLike
I hope you do too!!!
LikeLike
1. How did you now have to run home or risk shitting yourself?
2. Cap would have saved that girl…
3. DONGSURGANCE!
LikeLike
1. Iron constitution.
2. I try not to meddle.
3. DONGSURGANCE!!!!
LikeLike
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL!!!?
LikeLike
WE’LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!
LikeLike
And so ends another glorious trip into the mind of The IPC.
LikeLike
HA!! YES!!!
LikeLike
The way the human mind works, or mine at least, I now think Mrs IPC looks like Scarlett Johansson because of the poster at the top. Fair assessment?
LikeLike
MRS IPC is the most beautiful person in the world!!
LikeLike
Well if she looks like that i have to agree!
LikeLike
I want to know what was wrong with that girl!
And I’m glad y’all liked this. (Oh and I was wondering why you hadn’t done one of these in so long.)
LikeLike
We’ll never know…. hopefully she was running out to her car to change into Wonder Woman and save the day!!
Hopefully we can do some more of these now that movie season is back!
LikeLike
Me too what happened to that girl? Hmm perhaps it was the nacho cheese!
LikeLike
Maybe she had to many peppers and has a fear of public pooping like You-Know-Who……!
LikeLike
Maybe she was hyperventilating because she recognised you? Or maybe Mrs IPC? Probably Mrs.
LikeLike
Well…. I am a hot piece of ass and all that…..!
LikeLike
I don’t know which one of you’s talking now…
LikeLike
It’s a riddle!!
LikeLike
I finally went to see this last weekend when I went to Godzilla. It was pretty good. I really liked the sequence at the beginning when he jumped on the boat and just attacked every pirate in sight one-by-one. There was a lot of strong choreography in this one, that always makes for a lot of fun. The sequence of attack on Nick Fury was also good.
LikeLike
I totally agree! That boat scene was pretty kick ass!
LikeLike