I kind of like this poster that I found out there (above) – this is the one I got with my copy 😦 :
LOL – this movie! I watched this during the last SHITFEST and it was…. not good. Here’s pretty much how I work: I wake up around four or five AM my time and have a morning piss / check emails, go back to bed until that fucking infernal alarm goes goes off, get back up and re-robe, do some morning rituals, Clean my Most Unclean Self, head to where I spend the most of my day, reply to comments and emails, do my Blog Reading and try to write something. I’m very, very, very, very, very fucking slow, so that writing goes at the speed of a slug leaving a trail of slime behind it… then, in the afternoons, I try and do some movie watchin’ (if the schedule permits) and, after that, I head out to do some SPARTACUS-style-Arena-Sword-Fightin’ (but that doesn’t always work out) (never has). Eventually, I head back to IPC HQ and wait for MRS IPC to get home while I crack out a few words or maybe a Graphic that someone might see sometime and then it’s Family Time and Dinner and maybe an Ass-Kicker workout on the mother fucker Elliptical and then *POOF* my body is dead and I’m: Tits Up in bed.
And – all of that is to say that I watched this (and many other things I intend to write about) two months ago (or so) so bear with me (or bare with me) (#perv) as I address some things that might have been viewed a while back but I’ve also just been eating some VERY hot beef jerky and Jalapeno Cheese, so I might be sweating a touch…. WOAH…. Day 2 of writing this review finds me wondering where I was going with the start of this paragraph because I was having some cocktails waiting for the Mrs. to get home. I think I was going to put a word balloon in the picture above that read: “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU BOTHER US ALL THE TIME, ISAACS??” but now I’m not interested in doing that any more, so, I guess, let’s discuss the movie here.
UM – SPOILERS – (if you care). This movie was TOTALLY dumb and boring and I had a hard time keeping attention to it because of that. This lady and her husband and her kid move into a house and she starts taking pictures with her fancy camera and she takes a picture of a mirror and you know how there’s that optical effect when you have two mirrors in front and behind you and it looks like the reflections go on for infinity? Well, this picture she takes of the mirror makes that optical effect for some reason and brings up some sort of ghost (remember this) and everyone she starts taking pictures of ends up deader than fuck, holy shit.
Well……. one morning she can’t find her fucking camera and it turns up in the other room and she looks at the recent images on it and, sure as fuck enough, her kid’s been taking selfies with his dad so she breaks the fucking thing but it doesn’t make any difference because she’s the fucking ghost in the mirror or some fucking shitcrap and soon enough everyone’s dead and some new family is moving into the house. This movie was bullshit and I give it a rating of two because I thought the lead was very attractive and she spent a good ten minutes wearing nothing but an apron and there was ONE cool scene with an alternate reality door.
Looking at IMDb to get the names of the people associated with this for my tags, I see some people who commented how much they loved this movie. I am writing this on a Wednesday with a post set to come out on Friday involving a fancy Graphic I made that I don’t know if anyone will have ever looked at it or liked it, but I REALLY like what I did so here’s a spin-off. To the people who claim that they love this movie: