Some of you might know that I woke up late this morning and got to work all sleepy. Then I started reading my paper and eating some pineapples and got to the entertainment section and saw that OCULUS was out. I was all “WHAT??? I didn’t know this was out already!!!” I read the review in the paper (which wasn’t totally flattering) and thought “What a fucking prude” about the reviewer and then decided that I HATED my work week, so I took the afternoon off and went to see this in the theater. YAY!!!!! Movie time!! Nachos!!
I’ll keep this short as I want to get it out before people get off work (because my highest traffic comes when people are fucking off at work) but – FUCK YEAH I’m glad I made that decision. I LOVED it. Aside from my obsession with boobs and all of that, this was totally my type of movie. It was twisty and time-bendy and I loved young Kaylie and you could never be sure what was real or not and – YEP – I absolutely loved it!!
It’s a slow movie – be prepared for that. Slow and effective… much like myself. Not. But really, it was totally worth the 30 bucks it cost me to see it and eat. I’ll do what I can to get some longer thoughts out but, if you have a chance to get to the movies this weekend, and like a good, slow burner of a movie, this is the one. And prepare for your sphincter to cinch up during that apple scene. And THANK GOD they didn’t use CGI for – well – check it out!
And since we’re all about honesty here, there was one thing that I didn’t like in here. Amy Pond’s feathered hairdo. I’m not a big fan of bangs. Oh, and also since we’re all about honesty here, after it ended and the credits came up, this older couple turned to another older couple and they laughed and one of em said “That was just dumb!” So I threw my leftover popcorn at them and pushed them all down the stairs screaming “HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK THIS IS YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKERS???!!!??????” That last part may or may not be true but one thing’s for sure: I LOVED IT! I would totally go see it again! Like: totes. What a good movie!