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Either way, here we are again, sipping our morning moonshine, smoking our corncob pipe, not wearing any shoes and rolling some blunts for later so, let’s talk about CONFINE. A classy and good looking model gets in some sort of car wreck and, after getting out of the hospital, she boards herself up in her apartment and never goes outside. Well, she doesn’t board herself up but she locks herself in and stacks her magazines a certain way and organizes her pens and her medicines and survives the day OCD style. She also has some very valuable things locked up in there with her but I never really understood why. In the biggest plot hole of the movie, some blond with an enormous set of boobs breaks into her flat somehow and holds her hostage until the guy who got his dong cut off in Game Of Thrones shows up.
There’s nothing super special about CONFINE aside from the beautiful last ten or so minutes before the epilogue scene so if you’re really interested in seeing I would just wait until it’s out for free. Be sure to check out your fancy new Decision Flow down at the bottom of this and let me know what you think! 🙂
In the meantime, let’s switch gears a little and talk about the new season of Game of Thrones. And by typing “let’s talk about the new season of Game of Thrones” I’ll use my handy IPC Rosetta Stone and go ahead and translate that into IPC Language: Which character would you pork from GOT? I’m sure all of the ladies are going to come around and say The Hound, which is totally understandable, but I’m going to put it out there that I would totally bone the red headed Wildling chick:
“That’s not my belly button!!!” “That’s not my sword…….”
Who would you pork?? If you feel like it, I mean it’s your prerogative and all, but if you want I’ll add your selection up here in the post and try and find a saucy picture for it. Here’s your Decision Flow for CONFINE, in case you forgot about it while you were dreaming of boobs and buns and sausages. And swords and incest and Bud Light and a hamburger and honey and Zoe and Film Grimoire. And how you need to change the cat litter and grout that tile over there and how ANCHORMAN 2 FUCKING SUCKED!!!! And how The Rock just had to “act” like he was struggling to lift an 80 pound bag of concrete because it’s actually weed in this SNITCH movie that’s totally so boring I’m not paying any attention. Where was this going? I forgot. What the fuck.
HAVE GREAT WEEKENDS!!!
Who would you pork????
It would easily be Margary Tyrell for me. Even if it does mean having Joffrey’s sloppy seconds.
Zoe | The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger
Screw Game of Thrones!!!
i would totally pork that superhot witch lady that gave birth to a shadowy ghost demon thing that one time. some nudey pics of her would make my day!
As for my Game of Thrones husband, I’d probably choose Ned Stark, pre-episode nine of the first season… if you catch my drift. He’s just so honourable and nice. Plus, what a killer haircut. Watch out ladies!
Chris | Terry Malloy’s Pigeon Coop
I’m totally with you on the ginger wildling chick. Then she can talk all northern English at me. Ooh, or Tyrion’s lady friend (Shae?) She was a porn star after all.
Brian | Hard Ticket to Home Video
I would pork that huge-boobed hooker from the first two seasons who everyone was in love with because of her huge boobs and well-groomed pubes. I know Joffrey killed her, but even still…
Abbi | Where the Wild Things Are
Err Jon Snow OBVIOUSLY!
Table Nine Mutant | Cinema Parrot Disco
I don’t watch it so don’t know who I’d pork. : ( Can’t I just pork Chris Hemsworth again? (Why did I say again?? I wish!).
Can I only choose one? If so, I’d pick Jaime Lannister. Although I’d like it noted that I did have a soft spot for Drogo too… I wouldn’t usually go for a man with longer hair than me, but he’s just so BIG!
Cara Gale | Silver Screen Serenade
You did a Game of Thrones post and DIDN’T INVITE ME????? Rude. I’m gonna go eat my feelings.
#RUDE #PROBIEHURT #teamrobbstark #NOTTHATANYONEASKEDME
CARA hello he didn’t invite me either… your done we’re breaking up with you. #JonSNOWDUH #JamieLannisterwith1arm #hellyeah
LOOOOOOOL! Well, that was a roundabout thing. Great review, when all is said and done. Not something that looks very interesting at all.
Game of Thrones? Erm… yeah probably going to skip from there (didn’t finish season three, so no idea if a new yummy stepped onto the set). We all know what I want for my birthday lol.
Thank goodness I do not suffer from OCD o.O I might not have survived that!
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HAHAHA!!!!
WHAT??? GoT is wonderful!! You need to catch up!! CHOP CHOP!!
HA!
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Dammit, I will have to get on this then! It just started so… blandly. Then I got out of touch, and I keep threatening to go back and finish it. Apparently I should…
On another note… holy deliciousness you are my absolute best hero Chop, LOVE YOU!
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You should!!!
And –
I thought you might like that one!!!! Right back atcha!!!
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Alright then… maybe I will start right from the beginning so I can get all immersed in the story again and such.
🙂 You thought oh so ever correctly hahahaha!
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A Zoe special!!
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I think ‘Which Game Of Thrones Character Would You Pork?’ should be its own article haha.
And it would easily be Margary Tyrell for me. Even if it does mean having Joffrey’s sloppy seconds.
“Lord Renly did suggest something once, but it sounded very painful and wouldn’t have resulted in children.”
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well – we all know Joffrey has no penis so I think you’re safe!! I’ll go add something to the post shortly 🙂
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i would totally pork that superhot witch lady that gave birth to a shadowy ghost demon thing that one time. some nudey pics of her would make my day!
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Done!!
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This is what makes the IPC the got to place for all kinds of perverts
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just checked and she’s called ‘Melisandre’. you know what to do
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Must be that time of month. The IPC has gone heavy on the flow.
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Someone get me a napkin!!!
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Aw, I scored a mention! How heartwarming, thanks Eric! In the meantime, if you want to see the boobs of the one with the scars on her face, it’s all over the internet!
As for my Game of Thrones husband, I’d probably choose Ned Stark, pre-episode nine of the first season… if you catch my drift. He’s just so honourable and nice. Plus, what a killer haircut. Watch out ladies!
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I always think about the Film Grimoire!! I chose a beautiful pic for you!
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Too nice! Love that Ned Stark. Shame about the above-neck shenanigans.
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That was one of the most crybaby making thing ever!
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No one is going to pick Ned Stark post-Episode nine lol. That would be far too creepy.
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You never know!
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I’m totally with you on the ginger wildling chick. Then she can talk all northern English at me. Ooh, or Tyrion’s lady friend (Shae?) She was a porn star after all.
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She’s YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
For the sake of variety, I’ll add you to the list and put in Tyrion’s lady friend, if we can remember her name….
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I would pork that huge-boobed hooker from the first two seasons who everyone was in love with because of her huge boobs and well-groomed pubes. I know Joffrey killed her, but even still…
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EH??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2657974/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t29
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THAT WOULD BE THE ONE, SIR.
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Err Jon Snow OBVIOUSLY!
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DUH!!!
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Aww – I don’t watch it so don’t know who I’d pork. : ( Can’t I just pork Chris Hemsworth again? (Why did I say again?? I wish!). You reviewed a movie but I’ve forgotten what it was with all that porking talk & I’m too lazy to scroll up again…. Sounded boring! : )
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You porked Chris Hemsworth??????
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Btw – love that decision flow! Lol! Think it’s kind of an Eric-specific one, though…. ; )
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THANK YOU!!! And…… WHAT???
#yes
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Can I only choose one? If so, I’d pick Jaime Lannister. Although I’d like it noted that I did have a soft spot for Drogo too… I wouldn’t usually go for a man with longer hair than me, but he’s just so BIG!
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You can choose as many as you want!! But people might whisper : ) J/K!!
I’ll get them added to the list soon : )
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If I get them both I don’t mind any amount of whispering! They’re so different, how could I pick just one…?
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Very good point!!! I’ll update the post soon 🙂
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You did a Game of Thrones post and DIDN’T INVITE ME????? Rude. I’m gonna go eat my feelings.
#RUDE #PROBIEHURT #teamrobbstark #NOTTHATANYONEASKEDME
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HEY!!!
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH FUCKING WOAH!!!
I think you might have speed-read through this one…. this was on “open” post for ANYONE to add to the Game of Thrones list!!!!!
#WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
#lovingcara
#WOAH
#PROBYLOVE
#ilivedbehindyourbedforweeks
#ichewedmywayoutofyourcellarforyou
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Ahhhhhh I see. I did indeed miss that, you sneaky thing. Hmmmmmmm. Maybe I’ll send something to you after Oculus. It was a close call, Isaacs, but you shall live to post another day…
#probielove #speedreadingfoul #apologies #darkcaragotcarriedaway #myroomstillreeksofyourfarts #thatcellarwasyourbreakfast #gameofthronesmakespeoplecrazy
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You almost scared me into going into hiding again………
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You’ve hidden from me before?! When?!
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When you threatened to rip my beating heart out of my chest and eat it!!!!
#istillprobylove
🙂
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Ohhhh yeah. Hey, I never said I’d eat your heart–you’re embellishing, my friend. That’s Hannibal Lecter shit. I don’t think I could get to that level. As for hiding, there’s really no use, you know. Miguel is like a goddamn bloodhound. You created a shiny, beautiful monster…
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You didn’t?? Well… I was THAT scared….
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Terrible violence is one thing–it amuses Miguel. But cannibalism? I think even he would frown on that. Or at least not laugh quite so hard.
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OK!! GOOD!!!
#nohearteating
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CARA hello he didn’t invite me either… your done we’re breaking up with you. #JonSNOWDUH #JamieLannisterwith1arm #hellyeah
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BUT I INVITED EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#HUMPH
#WHATEVER
*cries*
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Cara see what happens when we guilt someone into submission!
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SEE???
Still breaking up with me???
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No we’re back on… we luv u again, just have to keep the ladies happy c’mon now Eric you should know that !
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I do my best!!
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I like Zoe’s answer the most.
And I’m not sure if I would like this movie. That graphic didn’t tell me. 🙂
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HA!!! (It’s kind of boring, I don’t think you’d dig it)
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Poor Theon! At this point no girl will pick him. 😦
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Poor ole Theon….! I guess his days of humping are over….
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and he did have some good ol humping scenes. WAHHHHH… If you are an actor on this show, which is filled with sex and nudity and you get your thingy chopped off, that just sucks, there goes your scenes with hot chicks.
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Now he’s reduced to a Reek!
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I know what a horrible name… REEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No one wants to hump a REEK!!!!
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When Mikey makes his YouTube channel, he should totally give a shout out to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEk… I just want to hear someone say it out loud in a funny voice. lol
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LOL!!!
I am going to go update this post now with some pretty pics : )
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And BAM!!! Like a boss!!
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OMG I feel so much better I just breathed a sigh of relief. I got 2 boys YES!
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I delivered!!
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Yes! Thanks for updating. We don’t get Sky Atlantic (the channel GoT is shown on in the UK) so I’ll have to wait for the DVD release, but I’ll enjoy the pitcures in the meantime.
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I try!! 🙂 🙂
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Awww you added in my two cents. U r sweet. Think u!
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Because I ♥ U 🙂
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Ditto! 😀
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🙂
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You don’t thank so?!
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🙂
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I just started getting into Game of Thrones and have only watched the first season so far. I cried when Ned died. Seriously, that ripped my fucking heart out. And then goddamn Drogo died too, and I was like “Smash will never love again…”
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I DIED a little that day, my Smash. AND IT JUST GETS SADDER.
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Nooooo!!! I can’t go through that again. Does it ever get happy?
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Episode 2 of season 4 will find you rejoicing and running naked through the streets!!!
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Now we’re talking! I guess I’ll stay the course after all. One good naked romp through the streets is worth the sadness.
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Trust me…. it gets worse and sadder but eventually something good does happen….
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