Well, poop. For me, this is a boring ass time of year, there’s no football, no basketball (college) and baseball season just started so there’s really nothing going on. But, you know what, instead of my originally intended mopey bullshit post about nothing, let’s do something fun. Maybe fun. I don’t know. Is this fun or stupid? Am I just stupid? Lord knows. let’s have a beer and a shot and go about this differently… in verse!!
Dear The Flesh and Blood show, you truly have self proclaimed to be
“An Appalling Amalgam of Carnage and Carnality’,
I find, instead, that you’re really quite lame,
Kind of a douche… and timid and tame.
Thanks for the boobs and the gratuitous feel,
There’s no silicon there, everything’s real.
I have to apreesh some big, floppy jugs,
But this movie’s real stupid and boring as FUGS.
I just used “FUGS” cuz I’m a real classy guy,
“Classy as FUCK”, yep, “Classy am I”!
Some chicks and some dudes get together to do
A live action Play and occasionally screw.
Soon, sure enough, someone’s killing them dead!
Deader than fuck!! Is what I just said!
I know Zoe likes it when I use that phrase –
Oh wait, she’s called JB because of her age!
Back to the movie, this thing kinda sucks,
I never really cared who’s killing these fucks.
Then, my attention REALLY started to stray
When they went back in time and showed a whole play,
Set during Double U Double U Two,
It’s some Shakespeare shit that gives us a clue
To just who the fucking killer might be
If you still care about his identity.
Soon after, it’s over and what can I say?
I’ve seen much, much worse at the end of the day.
There’s nothing too special to see, you sees,
Unless you want a glimpse of the Seventies.
Might be worth a look if your sick and in bed,
Whatever, it’s better than fucking BARN OF THE DEAD!!!!!