***NOTE: This post contains a huge spoiler for Game of Thrones Season 4***
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH youth…… such a sweet time….. Christenings…. Ballets…. Tiaras and Fairi-
JOFFREY IS DEAD!!!! HE’S FINALLY FUCKING DEAD!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO SATAN FOR ME!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where was I? Oh yes Brooke Shields and another very cute little girl are sisters. One of them is named Alice and she’s a little teched in the head. On the day of her first communion, Shield’s character is murdered and her body is stuffed into some sort of locker and set on fire, which I thought was pretty fucking surprising.
Soon, we are introduced to one of the weirdest characters ever:
He’s the pedophile landlord who really likes cats and trying to grope Alice. His pants also ALWAYS look like he’s just pissed himself. Plus – there’s NO WAY he could get a good night’s sleep in that bed! Next up? Someone’s running around wearing a yellow raincoat and a plastic mask over their face. Running around and KILLING SINNERS!!!!!!!
Eventually there’s the big, bloody reveal and you may or may not be surprised by it but overall this wasn’t a bad movie. I’d probably even watch it again sometime if I got bored.
This post is pretty sucky so look for something much more exciting this afternoon!
HEY!! I’ve just been informed that my guest spot for TWELVE MONKEYS is up over at CINEMA PARROT DISCO! I had a lot of fun writing that piece!!! You can get there by clicking the passionate and burning sun, below! IF….. YOU….. DARE!!!!!!