***NOTE: This post contains a huge spoiler for Game of Thrones Season 4***
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH youth…… such a sweet time….. Christenings…. Ballets…. Tiaras and Fairi-
JOFFREY IS DEAD!!!! HE’S FINALLY FUCKING DEAD!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO SATAN FOR ME!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where was I? Oh yes Brooke Shields and another very cute little girl are sisters. One of them is named Alice and she’s a little teched in the head. On the day of her first communion, Shield’s character is murdered and her body is stuffed into some sort of locker and set on fire, which I thought was pretty fucking surprising.
Soon, we are introduced to one of the weirdest characters ever:
He’s the pedophile landlord who really likes cats and trying to grope Alice. His pants also ALWAYS look like he’s just pissed himself. Plus – there’s NO WAY he could get a good night’s sleep in that bed! Next up? Someone’s running around wearing a yellow raincoat and a plastic mask over their face. Running around and KILLING SINNERS!!!!!!!
Eventually there’s the big, bloody reveal and you may or may not be surprised by it but overall this wasn’t a bad movie. I’d probably even watch it again sometime if I got bored.
This post is pretty sucky so look for something much more exciting this afternoon!
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Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Dammit! I think I saw that spoiler! Now I can’t ever watch that show!!! ; ) (Don’t repeat what it said – I may not have seen it fully)
Anyway – I SAW THIS MOVIE!!!! To have even HEARD of a movie you review is shocking enough. Woohoo! It was many years ago but I remember thinking it wasn’t all that bad. : )
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Hi!! It wasn’t too bad at all : )
#nottoobad
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Dear Chop,
Good review again!
A spoiler for real? That I read. Damn. No surprise waiting for me when I catch up! 😛
Love,
JB
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My Dearest JB,
I had to day it – I couldn’t control myself… I fucking hated that guy!!!
Love,
Chop
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Dear Chop,
I understand! What a toolbag!
Love,
JB
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Dearest JB,
He was a total fuckface.
Love,
Chop
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
That this movie terrified me so much as a kid shows just how little parental supervision I had.
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Fucking hippie!!
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I saw this when I was a kid, too, and that mask creeped me out. Didn’t someone in a mask murder someone in a church on the opening sequence if memory serves correct. Anyway, I steered clear of this entry since there was a GOT spoiler. I haven’t watched yet, and plan to check it out one of these days. Thanks for the warning.
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Not in the opening but shortly after 🙂
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This actually sounds decent, something to pass the time :).
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It’s really not too bad if you’re bored one day. Surprisingly violent too…
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Man, haven’t watched this in a very long time. I barely recall it. Need to revisit it. Thanks bro!
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Thank YOU, Vic!!!
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I love Alice Sweet Alice SO MUCH. I’ve even heard it described as an American giallo.
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I’d never even heard of it until I got it in the mail the other day….! I liked it!
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Those pants!!! Kinda looks like those masks from The Purge movie. What Joffrey died? NOOOOOOOOO lol that little punk ass.
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Screw that stupid punk ass!!!!!
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Shit the bed, I saw the spoiler on the front page! Damn! I can’t say I’m sad, though. What a complete little shit, he was. I hope it was a long, drawn out and painful affair.
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I thought I was the only person that said “Shit the Bed”!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh well – you probably knew it was coming eventually. I won’t spoil it any more for you….
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Well, I didn’t think he could go around being such a monumental arsehole and not get his comeuppance sooner or later.
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FUCK YEAH THAT LITTLE SHIT JOFFREY IS GONE. Miguel told me he might be responsible…maybe. He’s not confirming it, but he’s not denying it either. I am suspicious.
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I started an office pool that it IS Miguel….!
#miguelisastonecoldkiller
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HA! I would say you’re going to be a rich man, but probably everyone at your office is betting on Miguel, too. At least he killed someone worth killing this time. Unfortunately, that is not often the case…
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We’ll have to see how this all plays out, huh???
#weareallbadasses
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#TOTES
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#LOLFUCKINGTOTES !!!!
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12 Monkeys…..great review!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! Still laughing on that one!
PS – SUCK IT, KING JOFFREY,!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU!!!!
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Eric!!!! You aren’t suppose to put a spoiler in the first sentence 😦
I knew he would eventually be gone (like just about everyone else), but I hadn’t seen the ep yet and now knew it would happen.
Now that I’ve seen it, I’m glad, but you should try to be more careful no matter how much of a toolbag he is (was)
🙂
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What can I say? I have never been so excited about some character’s death than this one….. I mean, after the credits ran I took off all of my clothes and ran down the street screaming….
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Wooohoooo! Seeya later Joffrey.
This film looks kind of good in a cheesy 70s horror film way. I’m interested!
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It’s totally not bad at all! 🙂
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That is one of the most fucked up movie posters I’ve ever seen.
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Not one for your wall…..? Or your ceiling…..?
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Ahhhh! No way man, not in my house.
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I love this post, it’s HILARIOUS! By the time I get to watch this film, I’ll probably forget the spoiler (slight ADHD), so it’s cool…
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Why – THANK YOU very much!!!
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