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ALICE SWEET ALICE (1976) THREE TOP HATS

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***NOTE: This post contains a huge spoiler for Game of Thrones Season 4***

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH youth…… such a sweet time….. Christenings…. Ballets…. Tiaras and Fairi-

JOFFREY IS DEAD!!!! HE’S FINALLY FUCKING DEAD!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO SATAN FOR ME!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where was I? Oh yes Brooke Shields and another very cute little girl are sisters. One of them is named Alice and she’s a little teched in the head. On the day of her first communion, Shield’s character is murdered and her body is stuffed into some sort of locker and set on fire, which I thought was pretty fucking surprising.

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Soon, we are introduced to one of the weirdest characters ever:

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He’s the pedophile landlord who really likes cats and trying to grope Alice. His pants also ALWAYS look like he’s just pissed himself. Plus – there’s NO WAY he could get a good night’s sleep in that bed! Next up? Someone’s running around wearing a yellow raincoat and a plastic mask over their face. Running around and KILLING SINNERS!!!!!!!

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Eventually there’s the big, bloody reveal and you may or may not be surprised by it but overall this wasn’t a bad movie. I’d probably even watch it again sometime if I got bored.

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This post is pretty sucky so look for something much more exciting this afternoon!

HEY!! I’ve just been informed that my guest spot for TWELVE MONKEYS is up over at CINEMA PARROT DISCO! I had a lot of fun writing that piece!!! You can get there by clicking the passionate and burning sun, below! IF….. YOU….. DARE!!!!!!

CLICKITY

38 comments

  1. Dammit! I think I saw that spoiler! Now I can’t ever watch that show!!! ; ) (Don’t repeat what it said – I may not have seen it fully)

    Anyway – I SAW THIS MOVIE!!!! To have even HEARD of a movie you review is shocking enough. Woohoo! It was many years ago but I remember thinking it wasn’t all that bad. : )

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    • garylee828

      I saw this when I was a kid, too, and that mask creeped me out. Didn’t someone in a mask murder someone in a church on the opening sequence if memory serves correct. Anyway, I steered clear of this entry since there was a GOT spoiler. I haven’t watched yet, and plan to check it out one of these days. Thanks for the warning.

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  2. Shit the bed, I saw the spoiler on the front page! Damn! I can’t say I’m sad, though. What a complete little shit, he was. I hope it was a long, drawn out and painful affair.

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    • theipc

      I thought I was the only person that said “Shit the Bed”!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      Oh well – you probably knew it was coming eventually. I won’t spoil it any more for you….

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  3. FUCK YEAH THAT LITTLE SHIT JOFFREY IS GONE. Miguel told me he might be responsible…maybe. He’s not confirming it, but he’s not denying it either. I am suspicious.

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  4. Eric!!!! You aren’t suppose to put a spoiler in the first sentence 😦
    I knew he would eventually be gone (like just about everyone else), but I hadn’t seen the ep yet and now knew it would happen.
    Now that I’ve seen it, I’m glad, but you should try to be more careful no matter how much of a toolbag he is (was)
    🙂

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    • theipc

      What can I say? I have never been so excited about some character’s death than this one….. I mean, after the credits ran I took off all of my clothes and ran down the street screaming….

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