The other day I was bored, actually I’m pretty bored a lot of the time, and there was nothing looking good to watch in the Horror queue, so I meandered into the Thriller aisle (so to speak) and saw this cover poster and thought “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Heather Graham!!! YUM!!!” and then thought “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Carrie-Anne Mosssssssssssssssssssssssss….. DELICIOUS!!!!!” so I fired it up and gave it a watch and…. whatever…. it was OK I guess. There’s some stupid shit in here, for sure, but I suppose it wasn’t the worst thing I watched all week…. I mean… I’ve always had a hard soft spot for Graham ever since I saw her in DIGGSTOWN and I don’t think you can go wrong with a little of this:
And some of this:
Or a little bit of this:
WHAT????
SPOILERS!
So Graham knows how to cook and she wants to have her own cooking show on TV and be a Martha Stewart and shit and her boyfriend is Kevin Dillon and he likes sex and his pet bird and his secretary and Carrie Anne Moss lives across the hall and she has a troubled past with sex offenders and Joe Montegna looks really old these days and Dillon cheats on Graham so she cooks his bird and then for some reason Moss seduces Graham so Graham kills her and cooks her and eats her. End.
There might be a little more to it than that but if there is I missed it and I’m not going to go back and re-watch it. I hope EVERYONE has a GREAT weekend!! WET and SLOPPY SMOOCHES from THE IPC!! Here’s your handy Decision Flow for the week! I tried to make it simpler to follow this time!
“I once drunkenly groped Anna Film Grimoire.” Hahaha.
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Maybe!!
#maybe
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Haha! What an evening!
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I’ll NEVER forget that night!!
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Two of the pictures sold this to me. Checking Netflix…. .. .
Heather Graham has my hair. And she was in License To Drive with the Two Coreys! Lucky bitch.
Ha! Another great IPC Decision Flow! ; )
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Which ones??? Tell me tell me!
LOL – thanks!!
#dentist
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I’ll keep you guessing 😉
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WOMEN!
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She should give it back.
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NAH!
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Sigh…. the 2 Corey’s! Loved them only T9M references hotties like that.
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License To Drive is AMAZING!!!!!!!!! Loved it as a kid, watched it again late last year (on a Haim marathon, well three movies) and was still charmed!
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Something is definitely wrong with my decision making skills. I keep landing on “I made a poop”. That’s not possible. Not that I can’t make a poop, I can totally do that, and sometimes quite impressively…you know what, never mind.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
FUCKING LOL!!!
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Carrie-Ann Moss, didn’t you drunkenly grope her once?
“she cooks his bird” HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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FO SHO!
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Oh and by the way I just covered my balls in Hai Karate so they smell amazing thank you.
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NASTY!
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I had this on my netflix queue and was thinking about watching it sometime, but don’t think I need to now since you summed up the story. lol. I wouldn’t have read this if I really wanted to watch this, in which I didn’t; this probably saved me 90 minutes.
Next time you’re bored and looking for something, check out “With A Friend Like Harry”. I am looking forward to that review! You’ll never think reciting a poem could be quite so creepy. LOL.
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I’ve still got it on my list of things to watch 🙂
This Compulsion movie was just OK
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Heather Graham…yummy….
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yuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm
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So this is what Heather Graham’s been up to eh. I went from ‘itchy balls’ to ‘I made poop’ on your flow chart haha.
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HAHAHAHAHA!! FUCK. YEAH!!
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Isaacs, have you seen “Afflicted”? (2013) I heard it was really good and I just saw it’s available for rent on Amazon & i-tunes. Know anything about it?
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I watched the trailer last Friday and thought it looked pretty good but it was only out there to buy then. If it’s available for rent I’ll probably watch it next week ~
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Available for rent as of now. I am thinking about renting, too. Could make for a good post and I will add my 2 cents in the comments.
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Good deal!
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HEY. BEHAVE YOURSELF. If you’re already drunkenly groping Anna, I fear what you’ll do at the Social…
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I’ll be on my best behavior!!
#maybe
#Proby
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I don’t understand how I ended up drunkenly groping either Carrie Ann Moss or myself on that flow chart but it happened. Good times! Have you seen Heather Graham’s brief cameo on Sex and the City? It is not good.
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I haven’t… so — it’s not worth looking at?
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Nope! No boobs either.
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boobies
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Kloipy!!
#boobs
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Don’t ever let Kevin Dillon anywhere near your privates. That’s just common sense.
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LOL!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DULY noted. No Kevin Dillon near my junk.
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Dear Chop,
Incredibly impressive flow chart, as always, though an incredibly sketchy looking movie… Should I be concerned?
Love,
JB
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Fairest JB,
You should probably always be concerned in these parts. But, don’t worry, I’ve got big fists and I’ll protect you from the unclean.
Honorably and Vigilant,
Chop
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My kindest Chop,
Well then, nothing to change! Yeah, you are a massive dude and I am tiny, so I will just hide behind you and let you keep us all protected and what not. Dibs to have you in my zombie survival team!
Love,
JB
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Gentlest JB,
Always.
Love,
Chop
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Looks like it was an awesome movie, is this on the Food Network yet?
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LOL – it wasn’t totally awesome (to me anyway)…..
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Pictures = Good. Film = bad. Fair assessment?
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Fair enough!!
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