The other day I was bored, actually I’m pretty bored a lot of the time, and there was nothing looking good to watch in the Horror queue, so I meandered into the Thriller aisle (so to speak) and saw this cover poster and thought “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Heather Graham!!! YUM!!!” and then thought “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Carrie-Anne Mosssssssssssssssssssssssss….. DELICIOUS!!!!!” so I fired it up and gave it a watch and…. whatever…. it was OK I guess. There’s some stupid shit in here, for sure, but I suppose it wasn’t the worst thing I watched all week…. I mean… I’ve always had a
hard soft spot for Graham ever since I saw her in DIGGSTOWN and I don’t think you can go wrong with a little of this:
And some of this:
Or a little bit of this:
So Graham knows how to cook and she wants to have her own cooking show on TV and be a Martha Stewart and shit and her boyfriend is Kevin Dillon and he likes sex and his pet bird and his secretary and Carrie Anne Moss lives across the hall and she has a troubled past with sex offenders and Joe Montegna looks really old these days and Dillon cheats on Graham so she cooks his bird and then for some reason Moss seduces Graham so Graham kills her and cooks her and eats her. End.
There might be a little more to it than that but if there is I missed it and I’m not going to go back and re-watch it. I hope EVERYONE has a GREAT weekend!! WET and SLOPPY SMOOCHES from THE IPC!! Here’s your handy Decision Flow for the week! I tried to make it simpler to follow this time!