Isaacs Picture Conclusions

GALAXY QUEST (1999) NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

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The other day TABLE 9 MUTANT came around talking about David Bowie’s giant, bulging penis on Twitter and then I had to see Frankenstein’s dead weenie on PENNY DREADFUL and CARA started tweeting about sausages and ZOE was all about Sebastian Stan in his underwear, so I got really creeped out with so much dong talk that I ran off crying and hid in the corner and watched Galaxy Quest for the millionth time. Now… I don’t normally do comedies out here but I figured I cou-
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OOOPS….. I could write about this thing since it’s one of my favorite comedies eve-

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Sorry!!! LOL Never Give Up!! Never Surrender!!! Love it!! “My ship is dragging mines!” I’ve always wanted to use tha-GALAXY4

HA HA!! Got distracted…. These actors from a Star Trek style TV show get mistaken for true interplanetary adventurers by a race of squid-like ali-GALAXY5

Heaving bosoms. Wait, not squid-like heaving bosoms. What’s happening here? So these bosoms are involved in a war with some breasts and they go to Earth to recruit the crew of th-

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The TV show “Boobs” but don’t realize they’re just actors on tits. At first the Jugs don’t want to go but think it might be lucrative for Cans since they don’t really have any Mammaries. Eventually they put their faces in some cleavage and panties whe-GALAXY7

Well. Shit.

59 comments

  1. I love this film so much. Although perhaps I didn’t enjoy it for exactly the same reasons as you did 😉 Having said that Weaver does look great in this film.

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    • theipc

      I love it for the same reasons you do – I just thought it would be fun to highlight some of the other special things about the movie 🙂

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  2. garylee828

    I always thought this movie looked lame so I never watched it, but I may have to give it a go one of these days. The cast is great. I’ve just never been into space films. I’ve actually never even watched a Star Wars film. lol. I watched part of “Space Balls” back in the day and thought that was funny in it’s ridiculous way. Is “Galaxy Quest” similar to Space Balls?

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    • theipc

      I think Space Balls is pretty much satire and this one is more of an “poke fun” type of thing. There’s also more adventure and a little drama in this than straight up jokes and gags the whole time.

      Sam Rockwell is absolutely hilarious as the crewman who is just there to get killed.

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      • garylee828

        Sam Rockwell is one of the best actors in the business; did you see him as Wild Bill in “The Green Mile”? One of the creepiest villain roles I’ve ever seen. That’s what happens when you combine Stephen King writing and a top-notch actor.

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    • theipc

      You TOTALLY should – if even to see Sam Rockwell going around as “the crewman who is just there to get killed”. He’s a crack up!!

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  3. Too funny I want to see this! I can’t believe I haven’t seen it. Dohhh! David Bowie’s bulge… lol I didn’t realize Sigourney Weaver had that body, geez, all the guys must have been super happy with that gif. #boingboing

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  4. Victor De Leon

    awesomely funny post, man. I frakking love this movie! wait, am I supposed to leave the G off of the word, “frakking?” I want to sound cool and all…

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