Got the hives? Stir crazy? Jock itch?? Well – how about we get out into the sun and get some color on our skin and SHITFEST it up this July??? I’ve had some people express some interest in getting together and getting our SHITFEST on so…. LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
I originally thought about doing this in June but I’ve been getting a buzz that an international manhunt is underway to take me down so I might have to flee the country soon, so let’s plan on July 2014 to SHIT things up again!! SO:
NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS FOR SHITFEST SUMMER – 2014’S BEST CONTEST!! AND IT’S HEPATITIS FREE!!
For those of you that are new to this place – a few times in the past we have gotten together and wrote pieces for the shittiest movies we’ve seen. You can check out the hilariously, pants creaming previous entries at the following links:
The rules are pretty simple: any genre, any year! Seen a shitty movie? Write about it and send it to me. *You don’t have to be a blogger to enter* At the end of the contest, YOU will vote on your favorite FIVE entries and I’ll tally them up. The winner will receive the most coveted trophy is Chickasaw, Oklahoma OR fifty bucks. The winner of the first contest lives over in England so after I had the trophy cast, I learned it would cost me 300 bucks to send it over there so we worked out a deal and I wired him 50 units of his currency and kept the trophy for myself! Or – if you win and would like, I would be more than happy to make a trophy and mail it to someone you know in North America and they can send it over to you. Or I can wire you fifty units of your currency and you can use it to make your own trophy. Or something.
The next two winners live in North America so I was able to deliver! You can check out what they had to say about their experiences at the following links:
COME ONE COME ALL!! LET’S GET OUT THERE AND BURN OUR BUNS!!!
Send me your submission to ei@theipc.me and I’ll thank you and let you know when I can get it scheduled. I’ll be happy to take multiple submissions from you but it will be one person per day to begin. Also – if you want to include pictures – you are more than welcome to, but please tell me where you want them inserted in the post. You can also email me there or comment below if you have any questions. Let’s do this! GO GO GO!!
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On a last note: These things can be a lot of work – if ANYONE would be interested in helping me make banners / headers / thumbnails / editing let me know in the comments or send me an email. There’s no money in it but it would be greatly appreciated. (And no, the images don’t all have to be semi-nude women in bikinis)
Well I think we past winners are obligated to attend so am in 😀
“And no, the images don’t all have to be semi-nude women in bikinis” but preferably…
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DELICIOUS!
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Spock Chop,
You KNOW I won’t miss this!
Excited,
JB
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Spock Chop,
Will do what I can for banners and logos. Email me if there are specific sizes that you use or whatever it is 😀
JB
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WONDERFUL!! THANK YOU!!! It’s fun putting the posts out but we also want it to look pretty (and weird) 🙂 🙂 🙂
SC
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Damn straight, we have class like that!
JB
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GOD DAMN RIGHT!
🙂
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Dear JB –
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Me too,
SC
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Um…
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…………………HELL’S YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Smash is in.
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FUCK YES!!!!!
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And I shalt reclaim my rightful place upon the iron throne!
(I might be watching a tad too much GoT these days)
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You have to be willing to do ANYTHING to win the game of thrones.
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Ew, does that include boning midgets and amputees?
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it might………………….
#boning
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I think we should have pics of previous winners in bikinis
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Even Tim?
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Especially Tim
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I’ll ask him, you go ask Cara.
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Deal! It’s a shame Cara hates my guts!
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Do it on Twitter so we can see her reaction…
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Sigh. So this is where this started…
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SEEEEEEEE???!?!?!? It wasn’t ME being pervy….
#classyproby
#subtlepervy
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LOL!!
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❤
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Hmmm, do I want to participate in Shitfest: July 2014? That’s a good question. Hmmm…I suppose my answer will…be…Fuck Yeah!
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And my response is…… TASTY!!!!!!
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Think I might just go for this mate!
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DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!
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THE best news I’ve had today! YAY! 🙂 Especially since its in July because June would’ve been impossible with vacation time..haha!
I’m not very computer creative (if at all) but if you need help with anything, you could give me a easy walkthrough and I can try to help..
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Ok – I’ll get you an email soon and we’ll see what we can figure out!!
THANKS KIM!!! Can’t wait!!!
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What’s a Shitfest???? ; )
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LOL Isaacs Picture Conclusions . com
🙂 🙂
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Cool! I’m in! : )
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SCRUMPTIOUS!!!!
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I can’t believe you didn’t bite on the top image on this post…
#befuddled
#trampallday
#sackholder
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Wait a second… What the hell IS that?!?!?
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Probably something The English invented…..
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Well I will be back for shizzle.
I’m not much good with banners or design stuff (if you can’t tell by the fact that my site looks like the World Wide Web of dial up 1997). But I would be happy to help in any way. I can do a share of editing if it’d be helpful.
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GREAT!! I’ll take you up on that!!
Thanks John!!
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FUCK YEAH SON!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!
Love, Miguel
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FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!
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So exciting! I’m ready to delve into more shitty films, but only for Shitfest. ❤
I have little to no design expertise but I could try and put a little image together for people to put in their sidebar? It might be just as shitty as On The Line was though!
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YES!!!!!! BRING IT!!!!!
I would ONLY love it!!!
You’re the best!!
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…around! No one’s ever going to keep you down! Karate Kid musical interlude over. Any time broseph, happy to help!
What themes would you like to see in the image? Vintage-y stuff?
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Yep!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
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Also, if this one’s in July, does that make it Shiftest Spring or Summer? Northern hemisphere seasons confuse me!
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Shitfest Summer!!
Crazy Northern Hemispherers….
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I’m on the fence. Everyone who’s won so far has developed scabies after opening the prize box.
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I would think that would be the LEAST of your worries, Captain Clap.
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You know what? Excellent point. I’m in! In DEEP!
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BALLS DEEP!!!!!
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Shitfest is back! Bring on the semi clad bikinis and mankinis please. Unfortunately I did watch a lot of the crappy movies since last time just to be sure they really were that awful so will make room for June/july for barf bags. Bring it on… 🙂
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YES!!!! I can’t even wait!! These things are the best! Thanks for the comment, Captain!
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I really want to do one, but I’m also trying to use my blog for a resume, so… If I do enter, I’ll probably do it anonymously. Thanks for the invite.
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DO IT!! Look forward to it!!
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All I have to do is find a really bad movie, but if you have read my reviews on Alien 3 and Open Grave, I think it will be hard to find one to rival those abominations.
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LOL – I can name you some if you need them 🙂
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Oh, I’m sure you can because you have a lot more experience than I do but I want to find them by myself. That way I can go in unbiased, which in my opinion goes hand-in-hand with good reviews.
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Perfect! 🙂
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Same here I cant make banners and I barely know how to use WordPress lol. But boy can I do some editing and find you some awesome gifs and pictures! Let me know I am happy to help. 🙂 Cara versus Smash hmmmm it’s gonna be spicy! I heard Miguel is the father of dragons so this might get crazy.
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Sorry I missed this earlier!! I sure will look for you to help out!! THANK YOU!!!! Cara vs Smash!! SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
#sexy
#catfight
#ihopetheykiss
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#perv #justanotherprobyday
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#exactly
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I’ve had an unfortunate run of watching some decent flicks, but I think I’ll be able to find something sufficiently crappy 🙂
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YES!! DELICIOUS!!!
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Yes, yes, yes! I’m so in. I watch a lot of shitty films, so this is right up my alley.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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BRING ON THE SHIT!!!!! That’s funny, that’s the second time I’ve said that today.
I’m down for some shitty graphics if you need them!
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BRING IT!!!!!!!! TASTY!!!!!
I would only LOVE it if you would make some!! I’ll email you the specs soon 🙂
WOO FUCKING HOO!!!!!
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FUCKING HOO WOO!!! You got it!
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FUCK. YES.!!!!
Platonic only hugs.
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I’m way behind on blogging and stuff, so nearly missed this post. But count me in, I’d hate to miss a new Shitfest. 🙂
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