Got the hives? Stir crazy? Jock itch?? Well – how about we get out into the sun and get some color on our skin and SHITFEST it up this July??? I’ve had some people express some interest in getting together and getting our SHITFEST on so…. LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
I originally thought about doing this in June but I’ve been getting a buzz that an international manhunt is underway to take me down so I might have to flee the country soon, so let’s plan on July 2014 to SHIT things up again!! SO:
NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS FOR SHITFEST SUMMER – 2014’S BEST CONTEST!! AND IT’S HEPATITIS FREE!!
For those of you that are new to this place – a few times in the past we have gotten together and wrote pieces for the shittiest movies we’ve seen. You can check out the hilariously, pants creaming previous entries at the following links:
The rules are pretty simple: any genre, any year! Seen a shitty movie? Write about it and send it to me. *You don’t have to be a blogger to enter* At the end of the contest, YOU will vote on your favorite FIVE entries and I’ll tally them up. The winner will receive the most coveted trophy is Chickasaw, Oklahoma OR fifty bucks. The winner of the first contest lives over in England so after I had the trophy cast, I learned it would cost me 300 bucks to send it over there so we worked out a deal and I wired him 50 units of his currency and kept the trophy for myself! Or – if you win and would like, I would be more than happy to make a trophy and mail it to someone you know in North America and they can send it over to you. Or I can wire you fifty units of your currency and you can use it to make your own trophy. Or something.
The next two winners live in North America so I was able to deliver! You can check out what they had to say about their experiences at the following links:
COME ONE COME ALL!! LET’S GET OUT THERE AND BURN OUR BUNS!!!
Send me your submission to email@example.com and I’ll thank you and let you know when I can get it scheduled. I’ll be happy to take multiple submissions from you but it will be one person per day to begin. Also – if you want to include pictures – you are more than welcome to, but please tell me where you want them inserted in the post. You can also email me there or comment below if you have any questions. Let’s do this! GO GO GO!!
On a last note: These things can be a lot of work – if ANYONE would be interested in helping me make banners / headers / thumbnails / editing let me know in the comments or send me an email. There’s no money in it but it would be greatly appreciated. (And no, the images don’t all have to be semi-nude women in bikinis)