Well howdy do everyone? Zoë here again and I am back to fool around at The IPC, and I love it. I really, really love it. Luke may be on to something when he said “his (Eric) blog has been broken into more times than his sanity.”
Alright, so today we are just going to have a little ogling session. Come on, don’t judge me, I need some yummy to look at to give me a breather between studies! Seeing as my top ten movie villains list garnered a whole different response than what I expected it to, I figured I may as well do a good and proper perve page. I mean Eric and I joked about it, but I think it is time. Borrowing the phrase from Alaska Young, this is subverting the patriarchal paradigm.
Guys, I would love it if you let me know in the comments which ladies make you tick, then I could totally hack request another guest spot to construct a boobcentric luscious ladies list for you! Provided there is enough for me to work from, of course. For now, just so that this post is not a total waste of your time, here’s something to make it somewhat worthwhile.
Alright, so this all kicked in because I was thinking about the absolute delight that is Sebastian Stan, though apparently he makes all you normal men feel puny (Eric’s words, not my own). So we can start there.
Yes, yes, some more…
Moving along from there, because of the overwhelming… er, responses that I got from Skeletor and Smash as to the hot as fuck factor of Tom Hardy / Bane, it would be criminal not to add him in here.
We must include the walk!
Natasha and Miss Mutant, this is for you, though I can see that there might well be a battle to the death. I totally feel like the Joker here. “Make it fast.”
Apparently some of the guys just think the Hems is the answer, too. Interesting. He seems to have it all.
As an alternative option around the fight to the death, could I tempt you with Khal Drogo, my fairest Natasha?
The Verbal Spew, however, had a highly entertaining meltdown this week when she established that Kit Harington and his “are-they-for-serial-real-abs” have a massive flaw: an outie belly button, which totally kicked him the fuck off her list. Now that leaves space for wondering who she is going to replace him with. I am still awaiting her latest choice.
Shall I give leave you with a picture of Gannicus instead (sticking to the whole gladiator thing) while you are contemplating the one that will step up?
Here’s another one for most of the ladies, because the general consensus seems to be that Harrison Ford was just ridiculously looky when he was younger. I am not disputing this claim.
Melissa, I could never forget you, and I have been sitting here thinking about it. But it seems that the new religion Eric may/may not have discovered of God Damon calls for you to be spoiled in such a manner. Here we go.
My dear Cara, I have been in serious battles here in an attempt to decide between the Captain or Sherlock for you. Screw, it, you can have one of both, I know I am a Proby and all that but sheesh, what if this is the time that Miguel decides to break that special agreement because I didn’t give you the best?
You can never say I don’t take your needs into consideration.
Then there is Evan Peters. Now I know he is coming up a lot because of the Quicksilver thing, but seriously, forget that for a moment, because damn he is a good looking dude.
Let’s add some smiles to the mix…
Another hit with the ladies is Tom Hiddleston… not sure if that is limited to him as Loki per se or what, precisely, but here he is anyway, looking really good!
Because no list is complete without Heath Ledger and his dimples making an appearance. Abbi, I chose this gif specially for you. I do not doubt that many women may have pictured this…
Let’s throw in Gabriel Macht? I know his Harvey persona really gets some women going. And I just want to talk about those suits… like wooooooow.
Not necessarily my cup of tea but my understanding tells me that Ian Somerhalder’s eyes and smile can induce a swooning fit.
Then there needs to be space for Richard Madden here because… just look at this!
I know that a few are partial to Ralph Fiennes, and I have heard it come up that the guys think pretty highly of him, too.
Also, Jensen Ackles. You just can’t go wrong here. Unless you look at him when he was in the soapies… awkward.
I want James McAvoy here, too… he’s got some of the most perfect hair of all time.
Abbi, as per request, I give to you Hedlund as in Garrett…
The pretty damn gorgeous Michael Fassbender.
A bonus one, too (because holy wow, look at that)!
Lauren, this one is for you. Certainly no time was spent picking out your favourite axing moment…
Ladies, anyone else you want to see on here, tell me, will add him to the perve page!
Seriously, guys, I want to know who you want to see on a list, LET THE COMMENTS COMMENCE!
BY THE WAY: Please don’t forget that Shitfest 2014: Summer is coming up. Get your entries together, get them to the Master Eric, let us make this yet another massively successful event! Sooner rather than later. God knows I have seen enough awful movies to enter numerous times… nobody has an excuse. We have all sat through something terrible. Get on it people!
Back off Natasha – The Hems is MINE! Lol. ; )
Zoe – can you just take over The IPC every day??? ; ) This was awesome. Such a nice change from all the boobs here all the time. :-p I don’t know a few of these dudes, though – I need to look them up! Yummy. : )
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LOOOOOOOL I saw that this was going to happen!
Teehee, if this is what I get to do, damn straight! Hmmmmm, they will be worth looking into 😛
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My boob blog has been invaded by balls…..
#balls
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… not disputing. I got a whole bunch of boobs on my blog from you. Fair’s fair.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
TIT for TAT!!!
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EXACTLY.
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You would LOVE it if I disappeared forever…………..!!! CRY CRY CRY CRY
#whydoyouburnwithhatredformewoman
#♥
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Whoa that escalated quickly! WE DON’T WANT YOU TO GO ANYWHERE SPOCK CHOP!
Well, I don’t, at any rate!
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I may have to flee the country!!!
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Drastic times call for drastic measures!
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The heat is on!!
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Chris Hemsworth is MINE! 😀
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Here it goes!!!
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Well…. MAYBE I’ll let you have The Hems. But only once I’m done with him. ; ) Then I may move onto Garrett Hedlund… :-p
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Lol WOW! Sharing is caring I suppose!
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I will gladly take him off your shoulders!
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Yes AGREED Zoe should have her own corner on IPC…please Eric??!
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LOL!
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Reblogged this on The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger and commented:
Hmmmm, check out my Afternoon Special for the Ladies over at the IPC. Hmmmm, totally worth it!
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Most of these guys look like elves.
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LOL!
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Brian wants more hot pics of Richard Benjamin!
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Haha!
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JB,
Brian might have skimmed this while he was seducing himself this morning, so I’ll answer for him: Adrienne Barbeau,
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Christina Lindberg!
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That’s the one! I couldn’t remember her name!
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Blasphemy
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I had never even heard of that movie until you came around…
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Oh got a good one for her!
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One??
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I can bump that up to a few haha.
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How many boob suggestions do you need? I have several entries.
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Fire the names away.
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Well I’ll let other horndogs have their say.
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As if they wouldn’t agree with the choices.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Tom Hardy is one hot fucking elf.
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Dearest JB,
THANKS for doing this (I think)!! This will totally get me some catch up time even if I have to look at some dudes you ladies lust over. I notice there’s no picture of me 😦
LOVE!!
Gramps
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Dearest Grampy Spock Chop,
It was truly my utmost pleasure! Teehee, well maybe it will encourage you to catch up more and just let us lust here on our own 😉
Again, furnish me with a suitable photo and I can make things happen. I have numerous pics of your feet, but I do not have a foot fetish (totally not Miss Mutant), and I would like to stick with a theme. 😛
Love always,
JB
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Dear, Dear JB,
Let me see if I can come up with something 🙂
Love,
Grampy Spock
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Grampy Spock,
Looking forward to it!
Love,
JB
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Dear JB,
PS: Melanie Laurent.
Love!
Pappy
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PSC,
I truly appreciate the feedback!
JB
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🙂
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Melanie Laurent is hot!
And, like… We do have a naked BACK photo of Eric!
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Melanie Laurent is SMOKING HOT!!!
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Oh WAIT!
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Believe we have a topless photo somewhere on this blog too. You totally could include Eric in this post! :-p
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
YAY!!!!!!!!!
#OMGacompliment
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Scar-Jo made this post worth while ;).
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See, I knew I could draw some male views. Any suggestions as to who YOU would like to see on a list?
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Hmmm, this is the first time a girl has asked me what women I think are hot lol. Is this a trap?!?!
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I vow to you there are no ulterior motives here. I just want to know who else has the yum factor outside of ScarJo and Eva Green 😛
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Ah, who told you about Eva Green?! Was it me lol.
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😛 Lol no, but she is one hell of a gorgeous woman! I cannot imagine her not being there!
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Ummm. I don’t know lol. Jennifer Lawrence, Sarah Gadon, and Kristen Stewart.
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You’re a star Joseph!
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LOL, thanks!
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Oooooo! I forgot Jessica Chastain and Anna Kendrick lol.
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See I can work with this!
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I have to go change my underwear now. Job exceptionally well done Zoe!
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Then I have done my duty!
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I love these posts that get results like that…
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They fucking rock.
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No shit, JB!
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And Smash never fails to deliver.
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ABSOLUTELY!
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My bestest friend
This is such a beautiful thing this list. This beautiful list shows your excellent taste and kind consideration for my excellent taste, even though we do not always agree #gyllenhall
Dear Eric
Most thanks for allowing this beautiful list to see the light of day. You are most kind too
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My kindest friend. It is truly my pleasure to have created this thing. So delightful. Any chance to gush over Sebastian Stan and I am there. Yes, we have exceptional taste.
Now on to Gyllenhaal. What a good actor. Not attractive. Has cute smile moments from time to time. I can’t justify him on here because have you SEEN Sebastian Stan?! How can one even compare?!
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I have seen le Stan and agree on his beauty. I am still displeased that he wasn’t shipped here for his birthday/
#downGyllenhall
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😦 Yeah I was REALLY holding out for that! Then I didn’t get him and I wept.
LOL!
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Beautiful Ladies,
Guess posts are ALWAYS welcome even if it’s a bunch of beefcake. Work has me running around crazy-stupid so some relief is always welcome!
Love,
the ipc
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Hot damn! Now this is a post that could get lady in trouble. I heartily approve of all this and I have definitely thought of our dear departed Heath in das buff! Two things though… Fassbender. And Hedlund as in Garrett Jesus Christ what do they put in the damn water down under.
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I know, right? Glad you liked it though. Alright, well, I have gone back and done some fixing up there. Let me know if they suffice 😛
We gotta wonder…
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Excuse me while I wipe the drool off my face.
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Anytime!
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Reblogged this on Where The Wild Things Are and commented:
I am reblogging because everyone needs some Thursday afternoon eye candy… and because I got a special mention and the answer is yes I have.
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Pretty damn good answer if you ask me 😛
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Now that I’m home from work I just wanted to say that this post was the best thing about my day. The best thing about my week, too. Now whenever I feel down I’ll just visit this treasure trove of sexy splendour and slide off my chair once or twice with the excitement of it all and all with be right in my world.
Also, Gannicus was an inspired inclusion. Gratitude, Spartacus-style. ❤
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YAY! Nothing like a really hot selection to make the day a little better, right? Well, I am terribly glad that I could be of service and that you enjoyed it!
Ahhh, much appreciated! 😛
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These comments are better than an article in Playboy…
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I did indeed enjoy it, I enjoyed the shit out of it. And I’ll probably enjoy the shit out of it tomorrow too. 😀
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And the day after… and the next… lol!
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Just keep commenting. Please give details.
Thanks,
Management
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These comments are making it steamy in my office…. keep em coming!
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Hahaha!
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GOODNESS!!
*tugs on collar*
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Turns out we ladies are very easy to please. Who’d have thunk?
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Sausage Fest
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you need to add to the list of ladies for the follow up post…
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I’ve got a few, never fear!
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EXCELLENT!!
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Lol! Seth, the women get to objectify for a change. Now as the post depicts it can’t always be the woman’s fault. Are you SEEING some of these guys?! 😛
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Yeah – I want to know who Seth finds sexy!
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Tell us Seth!
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Alright ladies, I’ll give you a few that I find attractive:
Jessica Tandy
Angela Lansbury
Kathy Bates
Anne Ramsey
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YES! Angela Lansbury RULES!!! : )
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So…. Seth… You like the older ladies, then? I’m an old lady, you know! ; )
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Oh come on, 22 isn’t old! 😉
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Aww – Have I ever told you that you’re my favorite?! Lol : )
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I know, I’m awesome 🙂
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See the world is right when you are prowling around Seth haha!
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Ah well done Seth!
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Dammit, I’m only hotter than 80% of these guys 😦
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Bwahahahahahahaha!
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You’re hotter than them ALL, Mike! ; ) Well, other than Chris Hemsworth. #YouAreNoHemsworth ; )
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I can accept that. Just gives me something to work towards!
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Why do you vex me so???
#nooneeverlikesmostunclean
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Can we amend this one to say “For the ladies…and Drew”? Because as I scrolled through, I kept thinking “Yes, Yes, A Million Times Yes!!!” I mean, I don’t think I was the only person watching the new X-men and wishing they could just be right there between Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy…am I right ladies?
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Bwahahahahahahaha! Then welcome to the party. I am sure you weren’t the only one haha!
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That sounds like an excellent place to find yourself. “Now boys, don’t fight… just kiss and make up… and I’ll just sit here and watch.”
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Haha you can make me laugh lady!
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Or, you know…videotape. Although that’s still watching, but through a camera.
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OMG!!!! Look at Zöe, pulling out ALLLL the stops!! 3 very important things about this epic drool fest: a.) Khal Drogo, niiice!!!!!!!! B.) Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, one of the hottest action dudes of all time. Not even sure why! And most of all c.) saving the best for last because TOM HARDY IS STILL HOT AS FUCK!!! #noboobsnoproblem #epicsausagefest #tomhardywillyoumarryme
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Tom Hardy is still hot as fuck even when he’s stomping things. I bet he’s even hot when he takes a shit.
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I bet his jizz tastes like Skittles.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT lol!
ERIC HERE’S THE WINNING COMMENT.
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WHY CAN’T I EVER GET COMMENTS LIKE THIS ON THE SHIT I POST?????
#NowUmErUmUmThinkingAboutThings
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I’m not sure what this means, please explain.
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I bet Tom Hardy eats pineapples.
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I’m eating pineapples for breakfast…………..
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LOL!
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LOL yeah, check me out! FUCK YES ON BOURNE. Lol, I knew you would have something to say about Hardy, specific reasons for having included him.
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I Love Khal Drogo Forever! Glad to know someone on here shares this sentiment!
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The writing on the IPC has really taken a hit! Where is Sr. Writer, Isaacs to give the people what they really want!?
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That GIF of Ledger looks similar as the “Dark Knight” scene where he stuck the razor in the guy’s mouth; just minus the make-up.
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Pretty good list, loving McAvoy, Fassbender, Cumberbatch and Harington. Would love to see the lovely Ryan Reynolds added to the list too, preferably a still from The Amityville Horror where’s he’s cutting wood while shirtless (not that I’ve thought about this much at all 😉 )
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🙂 Glad to hear that. Oh yeah, no thought was given? 😛 Well, I have added some Amityville pics for you!
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Thank you, thats made my day! 🙂
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Ever, right Lauren?
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Great eye candy 🙂 I’m drooling. Just a little drool.
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🙂
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I don’t mean to criticise Zoe, but you appear to have forgotten my iconic make-up free selfie. I’ll just leave this link here and you can update the article with my beauty. https://twitter.com/beer_movie/status/446843796907499520
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Bwahahahahahahaha! LOVE IT Tim!
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HOW DID I MISS THIS YESTERDAY????? Zoe, you win at WordPress. Cap AND Sherlock AND a million other pretties?? You spoil me. I am drooling everywhere. Forget the boys–they can live without boobs for a day. 😉 Let’s get more of those MEN. #pervepost2014
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I was wondering where you were! HAHA! Just one day that they can go without.. just one. 😀 Glad you enjoyed it!
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Oh if we have anything to do with it, it’ll be more than just one. 😉 Hear that, Isaacs??? SO. MANY. PRETTY. MEN.
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😛 Just look at the overwhelming requests for a part two!
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Sounds like it’s happening. 😀
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It does haha!
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Prepare yourselves…
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HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS.
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This was a great post, I have been gone all week! And this is my first back into WP life and ugh I feel so much better. Thank you Zoe, life has resumed normalcy. I loved every single one I wouldn’t complain with any and esp my Matt Damon, Eric just stop hating him please! Where is Gosling and Gyllenhall? You def need a part 2 to this… Afternoon Delight Part 2 is requested!
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😀 Thank you, hope you enjoyed it. Would you like me to add them here?
I shall speak to the Master for another one sometime!
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Yes please ask the Master we need more posts like this! 🙂
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I will see what I can wrangle…
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Oh Gosling FTW! But no Gyllenhall #downWithGyllenhall
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LOL so hot #imdown 😉
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LOL!!!!
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Here starts a war hahaha!
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I appreciate this post in so many ways. Tom Hiddleston? http://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af134/LezPaulEpiphone/noyphh-295×300.jpg
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I am so glad to hear that!
LOL!
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I loved the new additions to the post 😀 Can’t wait for the next one!
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I see there is quite the demand…
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