*SPOILERS*
You know – I REALLY liked WOLF CREEK. I really did. I liked what they did there and I liked the director and the cast and I even went out and liked ROGUE (the director’s second movie). Then I sat around waiting on WOLF CREEK 2 for EVER and then it finally came out but it was ten dollars to rent so I waited again. A month later they dropped the fucking price to reasonable and I rented it and excitedly gave it a watch and I was totally fucking disappointed. I mean, as a horror movie it’s good and it’s gross and it’s all there and all of that shit but…. it’s a total sell out from what we got before. It’s BIG and LOUD and NOISY and car chase-y and it was just so NOT WOLF CREEK-y.
Mick is back and this time he’s blowing off heads and lighting people on fire and stabbing them in their spines and…. this time he’s even doing some raping. That’s not the Mick from the first one. Also – this time around he’s not living in that old mining quarry (or whatever) but in some labyrinthine underground compound FILLED with dozens and dozens of dead and rotting corpses. I also took it that he eats people. Where’s the the fucking character from before? And what was the purpose of the idiotic sequence with the house in the middle of nowhere? Was it just to show that you’re ballsy and not afraid to kill the elderly? Shit! Come on!
Another thing that pissed me off about this movie? So blah blah blah Mick is driving around in his truck full of body parts and killing everyone and this one guy gets away in his jeep. He pulls over on the side of the highway and sure enough – tries to flag a semi down for assistance. Naturally, for some unknown goddamn reason, Mick is driving the fucking semi and we get one of those car chases where everyone shifts gears constantly. I guess I just don’t get it – if you’re driving 90 miles and hour getting chased by a semi – how could you possibly need to shift gears all the time? Did you downshift while we were looking elsewhere? You can blow your engine doing that…
Anyway – during this lengthy, gear shifting car chase, Mick decides to play some music on the semi’s loud speaker. For some stupid reason this gets a herd of kangaroos in a tizzy and they go running towards the highway – where they promptly get gruesomely run over and go flying through the air. REALLY? REALLY? COME FUCKING ON, McLean. Was that fucking necessary? THEN – to make things worse, after he pushes the jeep off of the cliff and the guy survives – he sens the butt fucking semi over the cliff too – looking to smash him. HUH? You’re out in the middle of NOWHERE and you send your ride over a cliff – on purpose? How are you gonna get the fuck home? FUCKING HELL.Anyway……….. then we get a really LONG scene where Mick and whatshisface sing songs and play a trivia game. It’s pretty ridiculous and then…. after everything we’ve been through – after all of the dozens and dozens of dead bodies and raping and finger cutting and burning and car chasing and dead kangaroos – he let’s him the fuck go. HUH? WHAT? HUH? LAME……..!
I think my fav part is the “butt fucking semi” line!!! LOL not a pleasant mental image, especially for a biker! But it cracked me up anyway. Sorry your movie sucked ass though…
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LOL Melissa!! Well… yeah… it was so stupid….
I’m so glad you’re back 🙂
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Awwww thanks : ) i’m glad to be back.
#totesmissedyou
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🙂 🙂 🙂
Are you going to get back to posting things? Or are you just going to grace our sites with your lovely face and innuendo laced comments, stirring us all up?
#eitherwayisjustfinewithme
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LOL I’ve been posting. Am i not showing up in your reader?
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Nope – let me go take a look 🙂
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K : ) thought maybe you were boycotting my stuff as punishment for being gone for so long…
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Absolutely not!!
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Agreed on the fave line. Eric does have a way with words, doesn’t he? 😉
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lol yeah he does, always makes me laugh though : )
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In that case – YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#happydance
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I TRY!!!!!!
#platonicsmooch
#maybenotthatplatonic
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Gasp!
#smack
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#iknewthatwascomingsadface
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#yourownfault
#ithurtsmemorethanithurtsyou
#notreally
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#HOTDAMNCARA !!!!!!!
#ok
#hotness
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I thought this was hilarious … The ending was a bit meh, but it was a good departure from the traditional slasher!
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I think the movie was good it just wasn’t “Wolf Creek-y”. I’m sure that makes no sense.
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Makes perfect sense!
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Excellent!
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Booo urns, dude! I hate it when the sequel to something you love totally fails.
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I KNOW!!!! 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦
Whatcha doin’ this weekend?
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I’ve actually got a good little weekend planned. My dad is coming into the coty for a weight-lifting competition and I’m gunna go cheer him on! It’s going to be a blast. What about you? Any big plans?
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Sounds great!! My plan is to not do shit – I’ve been busy for three weeks…..
#soup
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haha awesome, well enjoy your much needed R ‘n’ R dude!
#bigblacksoup
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I hope!!
#goodness
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More like Shit Creek!
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Shit Sandwich!
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Lol. Three top hats?! This sounds horrible! And, yeah – even sweet, little ‘ol me didn’t mind the first one…
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Sweet, eh??
Sweet….. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#hmmmm
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I actually hated the first one. The characters all pissed me off too much; I don’t even remember why exactly or what they did, but I do remember my friend and I both walking out of the theater and in bad moods after watching it. I just vaguely remember the victims doing something so idiotic it just ruined the movie…
I was at least willing to give the sequel a try if it was given a good review, but this sounds even worse than the first and more like a comedy than horror. I like the way Mick was driving the semi! lol.
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If you didn’t like the first one I don’t know how in the world you’d like the sequel….
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Oh, I didn’t watch the sequel. I was referring to Mick popping out of nowhere in a semi. lol.
Thought you might want to know that some crazy chick hacked into your account yesterday and posted a ton of ridiculous pics of men!! You need to reset your password. 🙂
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That was so stupid.
I know – can you believe I was hijacked again yesterday???
Just wait for the week of June 9th.
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I can live with three top hats, even though I might rate it a tad lower. It lost everything that made the original good, but this is still rather enjoyable…for the most part. Love that poster saying it’s the “sequel to the most terrifying Australian horror film ever made,” not even close, not by a long shot lol. Mick is still horrifying though :).
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Sorry forgot to mention his laugh, his infectious, sinister, hilarious laugh!
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I thought there was way too much laughing in here 🙂
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YEP! Exactly!!! It’s good but not Wolf Creek good –
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I’m so sorry you paid good money for this! Had your first cocktail yet?
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LOL – it’s only 11!!!!!!!
[so no]
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Goody-two-shoes!
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I can’t work all fucked up!
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It’s very hard to live vicariously through your drinking if you are not actively participating. I’m going to let the fact that you’re still at work slide, but your first drink this evening has to be dedicated to me. You have to pour out the first sip and say “This is for my homey TCC!”
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YOU GOT IT!
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You also need to get on twitter for my occasional drunk tweets
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One day I will twitter.
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One day will twitunite.
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Just so you know – I have to stay at work a little late so I won’t be able to pop that cork for a little bit longer.
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Damn work! Always getting in the way of all the cool things.
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Here we go!
Here’s to a fast dollar, baby!
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I liked Wolf Creek although the two women annoyed the hell out of me. Just kill the guy when you get the chance!!! For the love of God!!
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I KNOW!!!! JUST FUCKING KILL THE GUY!!!!!
#ridiculous
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I didn’t love the first one, so I think I’ll stay away from this…Nice review though!!!
#probielove #buttfuckingsemi #ouchie
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Good call!
#probies4eva
#lolbuttfuckingsemi
#imwatchingwomenssoftballandsomeofthesechicksaretotallydudes
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I thought so!
#collegesoftballplayersareterrifying
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#theycouldtotallykickmyass
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#wecouldtagteam
#butwedstillgetourasseskicked
#letsjustnotfightthem
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LOL
#igowithoption3
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#agreed
#idontwanttodie
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#idontwanttogetknifedinmexico
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Oh man. I was traumatised by the first one (never going country driving again, too many Australian serial killers) so I’ll never watch this film. But I did enjoy reading your review!
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Well – YAY ANNA!!!! I love it when you like my shit!!
#cautiouslyofferinghug
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#hugs!!!
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LOL damn kangaroos. Why do people always shift gears so much in action or horror flicks?!
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NO FUCKING SHIT!!!
Do you drive a stick?? You don’t have to shift that often….
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No but I have before and really yes it doesn’t require shifting that much. At least not to that level! HAHA
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I’ll never understand why they are permanently shifting gears. We drive manuals here in SA, and I promise you, gear shifting does NOT happen even remotely that frequently! I think the two that shift the fastest is first and second… maybe third if you are REALLY trying to jump your speed insanely fast.
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I’ve driven all sorts of sticks and never have I had to shift gears that much.
JB – my first truck was a “three on the tree” – do you know what that means?????
🙂
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Yeah it is madness.
I can understand it! That is not a lot of gears though!
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So we’re all in agreement that shifting is damn fake!
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One hundred percent!
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and BULLSHIT!!
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Dear Spock Chop,
Damn, this looks like it disappointed the hell out of you. I am sorry about that! At least you didn’t pay full price.
Love,
JB
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Dearest SB,
I mean it was good and all but not what I wanted….
LOVE,
SC
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Dearest Chop,
There is nothing as disappointing.
Love,
JB
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Dearest JB,
A Monday full of meetings is more disappointing. Here I go.
CRY CRY CRY
Love, PSC
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Dearest Chop,
It is very disappointing. Truly. YOU CAN DO THIS!
Love,
JB
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Hi IPC. I saw your site recommended somewhere. Think it was a toilet door. My name is Tyson, I’m from England and here for a good time.
Oh, and Wolf Creek 2 fucking ROCKS!!!!!! I loved it, loved how bat shit crazy it was and everything. Also, the kangaroo thing is very common down under, loads of them left as roadkill apparently. Plus the ending mirrors the first. At least you didnt hate it 🙂
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Hello Tyson,
Thank you for your patronage! Unfortunately, I don’t offer those services. That was my old partner Film Hipster who worked the Glory Hole in that bathroom you’re in. Apologies for your troubles!!
You’re right – I didn’t hate it but it should have been called something else. Like “The Adventures of Big Mick, The Killer” or something….
Nice to hear from you : )
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I liked that he was on the loose, and miles from civilisation. Just his playground and underground lair 🙂
And you’re welcome
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You would because you’re a crazy English bastard!!!!
#loveyou
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