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DEVIL’S DUE (2014) TWO TOP HATS

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I don’t know why the font is all fucked up on this one, sorry if it’s hard to read…..

If you look HERE,  you can see this conversation:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on Devil’s Due!! Sounds terrible.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY on being a LAMB : ) Now I can nominate you for wonderful things in a month or so : )

and

I got about an hour into this and I didn’t think it was THAT bad. I even kind of liked the scene with the deer. I still have to finish it though. It’s better than The Last Exorcism and The Devil Inside (so far)

and now here we are…
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What can I say? I didn’t hate it… the leads didn’t bother me, the found footage-ness didn’t bother me, I liked some of the special effects. I always think it’s funny when movies like this have musical scores. You know – slow still camera with an organ or something pounding leading up to the big scare shot. Is someone magically playing music while we watch the kid looking around in a room without turning on lights as we pan to someone who screams “GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!’ *KA-BLANG with the symbols*

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God damn – is it already noon today?? Fucking conference calls are killer but they make the day go by fast, huh? I have to go get something to eat – I’ll be back. Here’s the best thing about this movie:

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Well well well…. What do we have here?

Hi everyone! Cinema Parrot Disco’s Table 9 Mutant here. Eric ran out of here very quickly – think he needed a pee. I think Brian is using the third floor bathroom, though, so Eric will have to go to the other building and should be gone a while. And guess what? I see he’s left in the middle of writing a review! Think I’ll have a quick look at this…

Oh. Boobies. Big fucking surprise! This boy is obsessed. Do we really need to see more boobies?! Let’s see if we can find a picture of some nice, hot guy to put on here instead. Oh! You know what? I went to four movies yesterday. FOUR fucking movies in one day! Yes, I may be insane. The Probies thought I was shitting them. X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Edge Of Tomorrow, Godzilla & A Million Ways To Die In The West. Anyway, X-Men reminded me of how hot Michael Fassbender is. (I recommend the movie Shame – you can see my review HERE. Plug! Plug! Don’t read Eric’s blog! Read mine!). Michael Fassbender has a HUGE talent. Mmm… Michael Fassbender…

FASS

Oh shit – I think I hear someone coming down the hall. I better go. Don’t tell Eric I was here! Bye everyone! 🙂

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      • lol, yeah I really liked the dad who just kept saying “Fuck off” when anyone asked him anything. And there’s a pretty amazing cameo (that I don’t want to spoil) but it takes place when Seth noticed the weird blue flashes of light coming from the Livery… that was awesome!

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  1. garylee828

    I told you a couple months back you should check out “Devil’s Due” and that I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as so many were saying. I didn’t think you’d be crazy about it, but I thought you’d like it okay. I thought the scene in the grocery store where she ate the raw meat was HILARIOUS and I figured you’d find it disturbingly amusing, as well. lol.

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  2. Heyyyy I recognize that conversation! I still think you’re too easy on this one. 😉 Also, that poster–ewwwwww. But that Fassbender! Mmmmmm. He looks nice with scruff…

    #scruff

    #thankyoumutant

    #alltheprettymen

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  3. Yes none of us believed you saw all those movies in one day. Did you purchase a ticket for all of those films young lady? haha but no we were all just seriously jealous of you. That sounded like the perfect day really. Look forward to hearing your take on all the films you saw. Thank you for the Fassbender photo! Niceeeeeeeee!

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    • Hehe… I’ve just admitted to Cara that I didn’t choose the photo as it’s the day I was at the movies all day, so… Nice choice, Eric. ; ) Mmm – Scruffy Fassbender…

      Lol – Yes, I did purchase tickets for all four films. Because I’m the most honest person EVER! ; ) But, hey – at least it was “cheap day” at that theater so it wasn’t so bad. : )

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      • Yes I’ll take a scruffy Fassbender any day. Oh yes glad you are an honest Abe, otherwise we would have to call that theater and report you. Seriously that was a day to remember, we were all doing our own things at work and what not super jealous of you at the theater. Lucky duck!

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