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TORMENT (2014) THREE TOP HATS

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OK – in a brave fit of Creative Writing – I am going to try and write this review without using the letter “A”. Think it can be done?? Let’s see….

*cracks knuckles*

*cracks neck*

MI MI MI MI MI MI MI MITORMENT3

I REALLY wanted – well I guess I fucked that up…. OOOPS!!TORMENT2

There goes that shit. Oh well. I did really want to like this one – it looked really creepy in the trailer and the poster and – HELLO!!! Katharine Isabelle!! and people going around in fucking gruesome looking masks but…. after a very promising start, this thing just kinds of peters out all the way to the very lame ending that has more holes than that condom Mike used to make The Sex on you. Seriously. Maybe you’ll like this, maybe you won’t but the next set of sentences will describe what really got me a sour puss about this – they might be spoilery but they’re not giving away the end or anything.TORMENT4

What the fuck is the motivation for the fucking bad guys??? This seems like a rip-off of YOU’RE NEXT and, even if it isn’t, at least those animal mask wearing fuckers in “YN” had a purpose. The family here, wearing stuffed animal masks over their heads don’t seem to have a purpose (aside from torturing, killing and chasing people through ponds). In the scene above, when the good guy dad is captured, he’s getting tortured and it goes something like this:

DAD: What have you done to my son????????? I’ll fucking kill you!!!!
MOUSE GUY: (with a very strangely Bane-ish accent) Your son is dead.
DAD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MOUSE GUY: Please observe your son (presents a fully living child)
DAD: I LOVE YOU SON!!!!
MOUSE GUY: Tell your son you hate him.
DAD: NEVER!!!
MOUSE GUY: Tell him or I’ll kill him!!!
DAD: NO!!!!!
MOUSE GUY: *Threatens to kill son with garden shears* Tell him he is not loved!!!
DAD: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????
MOUSE GUY: Because you don’t love your son.
DAD: *crying* I don’t love you son. I never did.
SON: CRY CRY CRY

TORMENT5Well – I think that about does it for this post. I was totally disappointed with this thing. I hope everyone has a happy Friday and look for a big Shitfest update this afternoon! If you’re looking for something fun I wrote that’s coming out today – check HERE!!

HI THERE EVERYONE

WHAT UP JB??

47 comments

  1. Dear PSC,

    Can’t believe I forgot Isabelle off of the Afternoon Delight, she’s hot!

    Oki, besides that. You couldn’t have been THAT disappointed, it still scored three top hats! 😛 Just kidding!

    Keep me posted on how your day is structured.

    Love,

    JB

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    • Well, I didn’t think You’re Next was all that great so I’ll skip this one. ; )

      You know, I read a really interesting book where letters are outlawed one by one and the book stops using each of those letters so, by the end, you’re reading it and they’re only using a handful of letters. Not the best book ever but it was very clever and what a great concept. I recommend it to… Zoe! Not Eric. ; ) It’s called Ella Minnow Pea. : )

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    • theipc

      LOL

      It was mainly that stupid conversation to two men had that soured this fucker for me…. I saw her boobs in American Mary 🙂

      XOXOXO

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  2. I had a huge problem with that as well. The whole time you’re wondering why they are doing this stupid shit, and in the end they try to come up with some half assed reason. It was all so pointless and completely disappointing.

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  3. garylee828

    I’m skipping this review for now b/c I want to give this one a shot and you know I like going in cold. I will revisit this one day in the distant future. Probably next week. 🙂

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