SET YOUR CLOCKS AND BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!! WE’VE GOT SOME GREAT SHIT LINED UP ALREADY BUT WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR MORE!! IF YOU’VE BEEN SCARED TO SEND ME SOMETHING CHECK OUT WHAT WE HAVE COMING UP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND GRAB YOURSELF BY THE SACK AND SEND THEM IN!!
At the end of the festival we’ll all get together and vote on our favorite entries! You’ll send me an email with your five favorite entries and I’ll tally them up and assign a point value as such:
1st Place = 5 Points
2nd = 4
3rd = 3
4th = 2
5th = 1
After voting closes the winner will be announced and either receive a coveted trophy like this:
If you’re still too intimidated – check out the following testimonials from past winners!
I will also create a page on the left side of the screen (or at the top, on a phone) with all of the entries so you can read and read and roll around in the mud with them over and over. I won’t be watching but be sure to wear your rubbers – you never know when it might rain, you know.
Normally – when we roll these out, we have an opening act to showcase but, unfortunately, I ran over budget this time around and don’t have a song or video prepared. I do however, have a portfolio of beautiful artwork people made for this festival with their own two hands. Feel free to use them on your site if you want!!!
I think that’s about it!! LET’S GO LET’S GO!!!!!!!
LATE EDIT: If you want to submit an entry here – please send to email@example.com 🙂