SET YOUR CLOCKS AND BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!! WE’VE GOT SOME GREAT SHIT LINED UP ALREADY BUT WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR MORE!! IF YOU’VE BEEN SCARED TO SEND ME SOMETHING CHECK OUT WHAT WE HAVE COMING UP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND GRAB YOURSELF BY THE SACK AND SEND THEM IN!!
At the end of the festival we’ll all get together and vote on our favorite entries! You’ll send me an email with your five favorite entries and I’ll tally them up and assign a point value as such:
1st Place = 5 Points
2nd = 4
3rd = 3
4th = 2
5th = 1
After voting closes the winner will be announced and either receive a coveted trophy like this:
Or – if the winner lives too far away and it’s too pricey to ship – I’ll wire you 50 units of your currency : )
If you’re still too intimidated – check out the following testimonials from past winners!
I will also create a page on the left side of the screen (or at the top, on a phone) with all of the entries so you can read and read and roll around in the mud with them over and over. I won’t be watching but be sure to wear your rubbers – you never know when it might rain, you know.
Normally – when we roll these out, we have an opening act to showcase but, unfortunately, I ran over budget this time around and don’t have a song or video prepared. I do however, have a portfolio of beautiful artwork people made for this festival with their own two hands. Feel free to use them on your site if you want!!!
I think that’s about it!! LET’S GO LET’S GO!!!!!!!
LATE EDIT: If you want to submit an entry here – please send to ei@theipc.me 🙂
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Dear PSC,
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! It is finally here! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Many good times ahead!
Love,
JB
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JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Love,
PSC
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Chop,
Gosh, I am going to have to go through my movie for screen grabs (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu), the internets is barren and has none!!!!! Shows you how bloody awful it was!
Love,
JB
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JB,
I know the feeling – I have to do that sometimes out here too. I thank you in advance for the grabs – this will make it even more special – because they’re personal!!!
LOVE,
SC
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SC,
I am glad that someone will appreciate it, because I am DREADING it (hence my damned entry is so late for a change). I will try work on it tonight or tomorrow… CRY CRY CRY. Wish me luck. It was a real stinker of a film.
Love,
JB
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JB,
BEST OF LUCK!!! FLICK FLICK FLICK!!! I can’t wait!!!
Love,
SC
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SC,
I thank you ever so graciously!
Love,
JB
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JB,
ALWAYS!
Love,
PSC
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YAY!!!!!
xoxoxo
#bringit
: )
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YIPPE KI YAY!!!!!!!
🙂
xoxoxd
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Shit! I better get on this!
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BRING IT, BOYD!!
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I’m bringing all The Sex!
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well – it IS Shitfest after all. Just wear your rubbers.
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Plural?
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Are you only going to make The Sex once?
Oh yeah – I forgot – “One Shot” Boyd….
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Yeah but that one shot could level an entire city
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Superjizz….
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Loadzilla
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gross.
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Hey, I’d love to write an entry for this year’s Shitfest, who would I need to send it into and by when??
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Hey – I would love for you to submit an entry. I’m not really a deadline guy and I also didn’t put a cap on when this would end this time. Sometimes these things can get tricky to organize so the earlier you can get it to me, the better.
It doesn’t have to be a 3,000 word essay – I have one sitting here that’s mostly pictures with very few words. I look forward to it!
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Who do I need to send it too?
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LOL sorry!!!
ei@theipc.me
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Awesome … Expect something by the end of the week, might not be high art though :p
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PERFECT!!! THANK YOU!!!
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Alright pal! I’ll do my best to get something to you!
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LET’S DO THIS!!
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Those banners are the tits!
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NO SHIT!!
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Did you get mine? Didn’t get a response when I sent it.
Also why am I not on the past winners list?! How dare you take this great honor from me!
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I did!! Did I not reply???? it’s going up Friday!!
I’ve had some tough times in my personal life lately (one of our dogs died) so I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you.
Let me go add you to the post!!
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Oh am so sorry man. Really sucks to lose a pet 😦
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Yeah… I’ve been out of sorts for a few weeks….
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Got that ‘Most anticipated horror films of summer’ post that u voted for coming out today. Nothing cheers people up like the sick twisted imagination of horror directors 😀
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SWEET!!!
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No opening ceremony!? WHAT THE SHIT? This is gonna be the shiitiest shitfest ever!!
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HUSH YO MOUTH!
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lol
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🙂
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Somehow, I think that was intended as a compliment; the shittier, the better. Or would it be the shittier, the worse? But isn’t the worst, the best?? Now I feel like I have shit for brains! But I think that’s good. lol.
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HAHAHAHAH!!! We’ll have something for the closing ceremony for sure 🙂
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It’d better be shitty!
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oh it will be!!
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No, it can’t be a video of you taking a giant shit! That would be TOO shitty even for shitfest!! LOL.
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Better not look at Wednesday’s post then!!!
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This will be banned from the internet like that “Faces of Death” movie!!
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it might………………………..
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Woot! “Here we go again” should be the Shitfest slogan! Love the birdnest image, terrific stuff!
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THANK YOU!! You submitting this time around, sir?
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I shall do my best! What’s the deadline, like, the final deadline?
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Well – the last time around some stragglers came in at the last minute and I freaked out because I wanted everything nice and clean in one month. So people had to share days and I had to post on weekends.
I don’t want to do that this time – everyone gets their own day – so there’s no real end date to this one. if I get 100 we’ll go into September LOL. Just – the sooner the better (for me) if you please.
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Working on it, scrambling to make greatness happen! Will get to you as soon as possible.
P.S. who made the pretty logo with the birds in the nest? I LOVE it.
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I can’t even wait!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO!!!!
Anna the Film Grimoire! Do you follow her?? She’s the tits!!
http://filmgrimoire.wordpress.com/
(she approved me to say that about her on a previous post)
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May the odds be ever in your favor.
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LOL!!
Yes….
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It is on like a donkey’s dong! I will be submitting myself to a disgusting rewatch this weekend. Bring on the shit.
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BRING IT ABBI!!! BRING IT!!!!
My vote for best opening line in a comment goes here!
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Raaaaah! I’m so pumped!
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ME TOO!!!!
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ALL. CAUGHT. UP. (Just imagine I had said that like Gerard Butler–“THIS. IS. SPARTA.” And then Miguel pushed someone into the Ohio River.) I freaking love all this artwork. Brilliant, all of it. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS SHIT. 😀
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I know!!! These people are amazing!! I looooooooooooooooooooooove them!!!!!
#heartyoutoo
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Woohoo! It’s here! How exciting! All of these banners are GENIUS – I love the Jaws one.
Also I just resized the bee one to look a bit smaller because it was stuffing up on my sidebar and thought others might have the same problem. Here’s a smaller version if anyone would like to use it: https://filmgrimoire.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/rsz_rsz_shitfest_bee.png
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I LOVE them all!!! THANK YOU ANNA!!!!! You’re the tits!!!
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What is this Shitfest of which you speak? Never heard of it.
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Hi!!! Missed yo – what??
WOMEN!!!!!
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Yes!! Love all the different Shitfest banners. I can’t decide which one to go for!!
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That’s a GREAT compliment coming from you!!!
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Damn there are a lot of good options to go with for the promo banners and pics. That shit’s great!!!
Just sent in my submission man! Thanks so much for having me! Can’t wait to dive in to this stuff, lots of fun to be had.
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THANKS TOM!!! GOT IT!!!
I’ll let you know when I get it scheduled!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOP!
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There are a lot of people with a lot more photoshopping talent than me. 🙂
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Oh and that toilet paper banner is awesome.
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Isn’t it though???
Come back to us Critical Cinephile!!!! COME HOME!!!!
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ME TOO!!!!!
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