BY: TRANQUIL DREAMS
Bad Girl Island (2007)
Director: Stewart Raffill
Cast: AnnaLynne McCord, Antonio Sabato Jr, James Brolin
Movie producer Michael Pace (Antonio Sabato Jr.) dreams up a story where he saves a beautiful woman (Annalynne McCord) from the ocean who doesn’t remember anything and after, sees them hooking up with his good friend. When he wakes up, he gets news that that same friend goes missing mysteriously when his boat shows up empty. With this wonderful piece of inspiration, he gets himself a screenwriter and a director, Terry Bamba (James Brolin) to shoot this movie. When Simone (Annalynne McCord) enters the room, Michael knew right away that it was her that was perfect for the role. As the filming starts, mysterious things start happening and Michael starts to believe that maybe there is something wrong with Simone.
Intrigued anyone? IMDB and all these other sites say its a sci-fi mystery and its about a sexy temptress or whatever. Anyways, I went into this actually having a little bit of hope. After all, I liked Annalynne McCord in 90210. I know, I know, its not a great show and doesn’t really have much going for it but its a brainless entertainment. Either way, okay, I give you this. Annalynne McCord can definitely do sexy. Here’s an example:
And no, this isn’t actually in Bad Girl Island, but she does have a lot of taking off her clothes scenes.
Even Antonio Sabato Jr., the main dude is actually not bad. I mean, he has a pretty nice body. Right there, this should appeal to guys and girls.
*AHEM* What? I hear you all asking me why this is in Shitfest. Did I make a mistake? The answer to that one is HELL NO!!
Bad Girl Island has a shit name and its a snoozefest. And I mean, big time snoozefest and I’ve been pretty lenient on movies these days (or maybe I’ve just been watching a lot of good movies). Either way, here’s why you should stay away from this:
– The story is choppy and nothing really happens until the end, I guess
– The last scene is 100% retarded full of CGI and so pointless
– Its 90 minutes but feels like an eternity
– No one seems to make sense when they react from one scene to the next
– The acting is pretty meh
Yeah, nothing going for it. And on top of that, the scenes don’t correlate. I mean, just opening where Mike dreams of saving this random chick from the beach. He takes her in and then as the housekeeper goes to get help, he starts taking off this unconscious girl’s clothes and she doesn’t have anything on underneath, which also didn’t make sense because it was obvious she had a red bikini on when she was first brought in. Or maybe my eyes are playing tricks…
So, yup, the only positive is the good looking leads in this. But, if I haven’t convinced you stay a million miles away from this one and you just want to see AnnaLynne McCord take off her clothes. Here’s a little bonus just for you.
Save yourself from this mega pointless snoozefest called Bad Girl Island. Trust me, thats 90 minutes of my life that I lost and can’t get back. I would rather you do something else with that 90 minutes of your life than this piece of…I don’t even have words to describe it anymore. Just don’t do this to yourself π
Good review. This looks like one to avoid. It’s a shame that AnnaLynne McCord seems to be stuck in bad movies like this as she’s actually quite good when given something good to work with. She’s excellent in Excision, in a completly different characters than she normally plays.
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I might have to give this a look sometime just because I have the hots for McCord….
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Thanks! I look forward to seeing Excision π That one definitely looks good, I just never had the chance yet.
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It is good. Although be warned if you’re squimish or easily offended as there is black, black humour in the horror. Which I personally liked, but it won’t be for everyone. π
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I love black humor π You have me convinced already. Adding that to my list of movies!
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I liked Excision quite a bit….
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Stay away from this, Kim? Are you sure? I just don’t know if I believe this is bad. I mean it has Antonio Sabato, Jr. in it!
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LOL!!!!!
Point: Gary!
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I didn’t know Antonio Sabato Jr. before this. Am I supposed to detect sarcasm or you actually mean it? *blush*
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LOL. Yeah, Antonio Sabato, Jr. is infamous for making B movies. lol.
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Haha! Got it π I’m a newbie with B movies so I expect to see his face in more of them then π
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I don’t recommend; unless watching for shitfest, steer clear and reserve your spare time for quality movies. Life is too short! π
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Yeah, I only watch B movies for shitfest or when I’m massively brain dead.
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Kim, that is not a very nice thing to say about Eric, that all his blogsite does is make people braindead! π
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Haha! He knows I love him and the IPC. He reviews some pretty awesome stuff. Plus, I didn’t say that its makes me brain dead. It helps to ease my braindeadness..if that’s even a word. π
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I know. I was just kidding. π
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I know π
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I’ll definitely be avoiding this one then lol : )
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
But…. James Brolin……….. LOL
xoxoxo
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Hahahaha.β¦ still a no!!! lol
xoxoxo
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LOL – you don’t SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON at Brolin???? LOL π
xoxoxox
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Ahhhhh no. I’m weird I guess LOL
xoxoxo
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LOL!!
π
xoxox
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Good call Melissa π
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HA HA HA KIM!!!! This is a good one!!!
P.S. McCord is yummy π : ) : )
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That’s what Brian said about Antonio Sabato, Jr.
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LOL
*confirmed
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I knew you’d like those pics π Thanks for putting this together Eric!
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
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You think every partially-clothed girl is yummy! ; )
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HOW DARE YOU COME OVER HERE AN-
Oh wait…..
#true
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Nudity always makes me make terrible film watching decisions.
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*confirmed
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ROFL! Its the same for me, just with hot guys π
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What happened to you, James Brolin?
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No shit – did you see that terrible movie with him and Jeremy Piven??
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That’s one of my favorites.
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figures… did you like the part where Brolin had his finger in his pocket like he was sporting a boner?
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I wore out the VHS tape rewinding to that part over and over.
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I believe it.
I loved it almost as much as I love this Keynote I’m listening to this morning.
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I love souvlaki.
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Fucking Greek.
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A sci-fi film called Bad Girl Island? I’m sorry Kim but I really want to watch this now π
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WB
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I’ll make a deposit soon
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Do it on Mutant’s site – I don’t need that shit here….
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Please make no such deposits near me. Thank you. : )
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PERVS
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No one’s stopping you but may I suggest that you just fast forward the movie to the parts where Annalynne McCord has sex scenes π
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Youre the best Kim!
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This looks almost pornographic. That was the real cost of this botched movie. They could have committed to an entirely different genre, but it sounds like they got caught with their pants down around their ankles.
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LOL!! And ass-up!!
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\m/ \m/
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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those are supposed to be like. . Hawaiian hand things. . .like, the ‘peace bra’ thing. but they don’t look good. #fail
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I LOVE IT!!
( ! )
\m/
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A movie called Bad Girl Island is shit? Sheesh.
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I know – we need Kim to come argue with us on this….
#wakeupkim !!
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Thats what I thought. But then I’m probably not the target audience π
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Reblogged this on Tranquil Dreams and commented:
Another season of Shitfest is finally coming around. This time around, I was a lot busier than usual. Not sure if thats actually possible but I reviewed Bad Girl Island. It was a fight between this one and Piranha DD. Although I brushed that one aside, I promise I will get a review in for it eventually after the mountain of movies before it is reviewed ;). Back to business though, Shitfest has been fun as always. Remember to check out the other posts and take some pointers from our group right here that went ahead and dived into some horrible movies for everyone’s benefit.
I had a lot of fun with this one. Thanks to Eric for putting this together as always π
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THANK YOU KIM!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kim thank you for saving us!
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“Saving”??? Or “Alerting”????
π
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BOTH!
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HA!!!
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So Annalynne McCord is hot and all…but I was too distracted by that Chris Evans pic to pay much attention. Mmmm. Also, this sounds dreadful. Sorry for your suffering, Kim.
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I KNEW *someone* would like that π π π
#probielove
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You know, Cara! My friend saw that Chris Evans pictures first and thats what made her read the post..ROFL!
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SCORE!!!!
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LOL! That’s wonderful. Obviously, he was the correct pic choice. π
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Great review, Kim! At least there was something to look at in this, I guess? Lol. Sounds awful. : )
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Sounds “awful”???? Or “delicious”????
(o)(o)
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When I say something like that about a movie, its bad…
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Sounds like only nudity could save a shitty film like this! Nice write-up! π
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I know!!
&
…………….I’m listening…………..
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You got that right, Anna! Thanks! π
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I don’t get it. Is this a real film that got made? All hail Shitfest!
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HAHAHAH!!!! SHITFEST FOREVER!!!!
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ROFL! Believe it π
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I’m all over this! Bad Girl Island! Woo-hoo! I don’t care if it’s shit! π
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You and me both BROTHER!!!
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My solid promise, Kim: I will never see this movie.
The end.
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I’ll watch it for you….. π
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On that point, I pity you, my friend.
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Wow, this just looks… awful. Truly terrible. I wouldn’t ever waste my time. The title alone would have kept me away! Great write up Kim!
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I held some unrealistic hopes for AnnaLynne McCord being good…but hey, its not a complete loss, at least it got this Shifest covered. LOL! π
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There is always that! π
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You know that your star has fallen right off the hollywood radar altogether when you have to be in a movie with Antonia Sabato Jr.
Sabato Jr. is where careers go to die…
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hahahaha!!
AND you end up in Shitfest…
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