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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ BAD GIRL ISLAND (2007)

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BY: TRANQUIL DREAMS

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Bad Girl Island (2007)
Director: Stewart Raffill
Cast: AnnaLynne McCord, Antonio Sabato Jr, James Brolin

Movie producer Michael Pace (Antonio Sabato Jr.) dreams up a story where he saves a beautiful woman (Annalynne McCord) from the ocean who doesn’t remember anything and after, sees them hooking up with his good friend. When he wakes up, he gets news that that same friend goes missing mysteriously when his boat shows up empty. With this wonderful piece of inspiration, he gets himself a screenwriter and a director, Terry Bamba (James Brolin) to shoot this movie. When Simone (Annalynne McCord) enters the room, Michael knew right away that it was her that was perfect for the role. As the filming starts, mysterious things start happening and Michael starts to believe that maybe there is something wrong with Simone.

Intrigued anyone? IMDB and all these other sites say its a sci-fi mystery and its about a sexy temptress or whatever. Anyways, I went into this actually having a little bit of hope. After all, I liked Annalynne McCord in 90210. I know, I know, its not a great show and doesn’t really have much going for it but its a brainless entertainment. Either way, okay, I give you this. Annalynne McCord can definitely do sexy. Here’s an example:

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And no, this isn’t actually in Bad Girl Island, but she does have a lot of taking off her clothes scenes.

Even Antonio Sabato Jr., the main dude is actually not bad. I mean, he has a pretty nice body. Right there, this should appeal to guys and girls.

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*AHEM* What? I hear you all asking me why this is in Shitfest. Did I make a mistake? The answer to that one is HELL NO!!
Bad Girl Island has a shit name and its a snoozefest. And I mean, big time snoozefest and I’ve been pretty lenient on movies these days (or maybe I’ve just been watching a lot of good movies). Either way, here’s why you should stay away from this:

– The story is choppy and nothing really happens until the end, I guess
– The last scene is 100% retarded full of CGI and so pointless
– Its 90 minutes but feels like an eternity
– No one seems to make sense when they react from one scene to the next
– The acting is pretty meh

Yeah, nothing going for it. And on top of that, the scenes don’t correlate. I mean, just opening where Mike dreams of saving this random chick from the beach. He takes her in and then as the housekeeper goes to get help, he starts taking off this unconscious girl’s clothes and she doesn’t have anything on underneath, which also didn’t make sense because it was obvious she had a red bikini on when she was first brought in. Or maybe my eyes are playing tricks…

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So, yup, the only positive is the good looking leads in this. But, if I haven’t convinced you stay a million miles away from this one and you just want to see AnnaLynne McCord take off her clothes. Here’s a little bonus just for you.

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Save yourself from this mega pointless snoozefest called Bad Girl Island. Trust me, thats 90 minutes of my life that I lost and can’t get back. I would rather you do something else with that 90 minutes of your life than this piece of…I don’t even have words to describe it anymore. Just don’t do this to yourself πŸ˜‰

89 comments

  1. Good review. This looks like one to avoid. It’s a shame that AnnaLynne McCord seems to be stuck in bad movies like this as she’s actually quite good when given something good to work with. She’s excellent in Excision, in a completly different characters than she normally plays.

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  2. garylee828

    Stay away from this, Kim? Are you sure? I just don’t know if I believe this is bad. I mean it has Antonio Sabato, Jr. in it!

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  3. Tom

    This looks almost pornographic. That was the real cost of this botched movie. They could have committed to an entirely different genre, but it sounds like they got caught with their pants down around their ankles.

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  4. Reblogged this on Tranquil Dreams and commented:
    Another season of Shitfest is finally coming around. This time around, I was a lot busier than usual. Not sure if thats actually possible but I reviewed Bad Girl Island. It was a fight between this one and Piranha DD. Although I brushed that one aside, I promise I will get a review in for it eventually after the mountain of movies before it is reviewed ;). Back to business though, Shitfest has been fun as always. Remember to check out the other posts and take some pointers from our group right here that went ahead and dived into some horrible movies for everyone’s benefit.

    I had a lot of fun with this one. Thanks to Eric for putting this together as always πŸ™‚

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  5. You know that your star has fallen right off the hollywood radar altogether when you have to be in a movie with Antonia Sabato Jr.

    Sabato Jr. is where careers go to die…

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