BY: TRANQUIL DREAMS
Bad Girl Island (2007)
Director: Stewart Raffill
Cast: AnnaLynne McCord, Antonio Sabato Jr, James Brolin
Movie producer Michael Pace (Antonio Sabato Jr.) dreams up a story where he saves a beautiful woman (Annalynne McCord) from the ocean who doesn’t remember anything and after, sees them hooking up with his good friend. When he wakes up, he gets news that that same friend goes missing mysteriously when his boat shows up empty. With this wonderful piece of inspiration, he gets himself a screenwriter and a director, Terry Bamba (James Brolin) to shoot this movie. When Simone (Annalynne McCord) enters the room, Michael knew right away that it was her that was perfect for the role. As the filming starts, mysterious things start happening and Michael starts to believe that maybe there is something wrong with Simone.
Intrigued anyone? IMDB and all these other sites say its a sci-fi mystery and its about a sexy temptress or whatever. Anyways, I went into this actually having a little bit of hope. After all, I liked Annalynne McCord in 90210. I know, I know, its not a great show and doesn’t really have much going for it but its a brainless entertainment. Either way, okay, I give you this. Annalynne McCord can definitely do sexy. Here’s an example:
And no, this isn’t actually in Bad Girl Island, but she does have a lot of taking off her clothes scenes.
Even Antonio Sabato Jr., the main dude is actually not bad. I mean, he has a pretty nice body. Right there, this should appeal to guys and girls.
*AHEM* What? I hear you all asking me why this is in Shitfest. Did I make a mistake? The answer to that one is HELL NO!!
Bad Girl Island has a shit name and its a snoozefest. And I mean, big time snoozefest and I’ve been pretty lenient on movies these days (or maybe I’ve just been watching a lot of good movies). Either way, here’s why you should stay away from this:
– The story is choppy and nothing really happens until the end, I guess
– The last scene is 100% retarded full of CGI and so pointless
– Its 90 minutes but feels like an eternity
– No one seems to make sense when they react from one scene to the next
– The acting is pretty meh
Yeah, nothing going for it. And on top of that, the scenes don’t correlate. I mean, just opening where Mike dreams of saving this random chick from the beach. He takes her in and then as the housekeeper goes to get help, he starts taking off this unconscious girl’s clothes and she doesn’t have anything on underneath, which also didn’t make sense because it was obvious she had a red bikini on when she was first brought in. Or maybe my eyes are playing tricks…
So, yup, the only positive is the good looking leads in this. But, if I haven’t convinced you stay a million miles away from this one and you just want to see AnnaLynne McCord take off her clothes. Here’s a little bonus just for you.
Save yourself from this mega pointless snoozefest called Bad Girl Island. Trust me, thats 90 minutes of my life that I lost and can’t get back. I would rather you do something else with that 90 minutes of your life than this piece of…I don’t even have words to describe it anymore. Just don’t do this to yourself 😉