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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ THE WICKER MAN (2006)

SFSOFFICIALBY: RAGING FLUFF

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The Wicker Man (2006)

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It’s Not the Bee’s Knees

by
ragingfluff

www.ragingfluff.wordpress.com

A remake of The Wicker Man? With Nic Cage?

First, I was all:

bees1

Because I was thinking:

bees2

and:bees3

and:bees4

and: bees5but then I saw:bees6

and I was like:bees7

But I thought “I’ll give it a chance”

There is one great bit:bees8

But most of the film is:bees9

and:bees10

and:bees11

And then there’s the bees!!bees12

Let’s recap shall we??bees13 bees14 bees15

83 comments

  1. garylee828

    This movie is absolute garbage; so dull, slow and boring. I left the theater 30 minutes in and went to watch “Invincible” with Mark Wahlberg, where he plays the guy who tries out for the Philadelphia Eagles. I think I made the right choice.

    Perfect selection for SF – Great entry! 🙂

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      • garylee828

        Heck no I was sitting thru that; i only went b/c my friend wanted to see it, but after a few minutes I told him I was out and we should go see Invincible. He stayed for his shitty Nicolas Cage, shitfest deluxe Wicker Man movie and had a shitty night; i left for Invincible and had a good night.

        Then he was complaining the next day about how bad Wicker Man was. lol. You can only lead a horse to water.

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  2. Great post! I know the original is a classic and I know the remake is totally shitty but I kind of like it anyway. It’s so damn funny. ‘My eyes, oh no, the bees are in my eyes!’ Fucking genius!

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  3. garylee828

    Niall, Is that the ending Laura and Isaacs were talking about? I didn’t see any bees. That ending was actually pretty damn depressing.

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  4. On a moderately serious non shitfest note, it’s dead easy to mock nic cage, but i just watched “Joe”, and he’s great in it, and phenomenally restrained. It’s like how you imagine Nicolas Cage would be on Prozac. There are no bees in it, though.

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