In just a short nine hours from the time of this post – a few of us are going to get together and watch this fucking thing – and then talk about it in the comments below…. this looks like a real fucking stinker…. it’s not too late to sign up!! Come watch with us!! See you after while!!!Dear god what have we done to ourselves….
And DON’T FORGET!!!! A few hours after that we’ll fire up another event!! ALONE IN THE DARK!! Hosted by The One True Cherub: CINEMA PARROT DISCO!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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UPDATE: 24 MINUTES TIL GO TIME!!
Whoever’s in – let’s go!!
I can’t do either of these! Was just asked to DJ tonight. F****in annoyed! I finally had the movie in a format that wouldn’t cut out of me. M*****f***** C***ing D****holes!
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FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!
Watch it while you’re DJ-ing!
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Did you just drop the C-bomb?!?!
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LOL!!!
12 minutes!!
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………..no.
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… it looks starred out to me.
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I lament that I cannot do either of these. But Paul Bunyan looks a lot like you.
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He’s my twin brother, thank you very much.
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My gosh, this looks epically brilliant :p
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You gonna be able to join us?
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Nuh sadly, Australian time doesn’t correlate well, however, I might check the film out and post my thoughts on the thread later :p
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Sounds good!
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these look exceptionally shitty lol.
xoxoxoxo
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Ad we’re going to find out just how shitty in 30 minutes!!
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*and
(typing while eating some Taco Bueno)
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oh yum! Tacos sound good.
: )
I’ll be joining in as long as this puppy keeps napping! lol
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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I will be working during the first feature and then have some other things to do during the other feature, so will not be attending either film, but will try to drop by the comment board when I get a chance. Have fun!! 🙂
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well shit, Gary : (
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I was unable to source a copy of this in time!!! Damn Netflix-less Australia! So unfortunately I cannot attend this Shitfest Social. Boooooo, shame! I’m sad because this does look truly shitty. However I’m totally in for Alone In The Dark, that one was easy to find! I’ll be reading though! Viva la Shitfest!
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: ((((((((((((((((((
Well – I hope you have fun reading 🙂
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I can’t get the damn thing to work but i haven’t given up! I will find a way!
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And we’re live!
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LET’S ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“much obliged boss”
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I have two companions joining me, boss!:D 😀 We’re all watching and laughing.
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YOU DO?? Awesome!!
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This camera work is just… really bad. Dialogue sucks too!
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is this guy shitting or pissing all the time??
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WOAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK???
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These effects! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!!!! LOL
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Color me curious!!
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The effects in this are worse than Land of the Lost….
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LOL
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that guy wasn’t much of a giant….
but he sho was ugly
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that’s just gross!
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LOL!!! YAY YOU MADE IT!!!
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Do we REALLY need an extremely long, shitty tree intro? Where’s Luke? There might be a hot one out there!
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maybe it’s best Luke isn’t here…
#horny
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hey.. i’ve seen this forest ranger guy in something recently…
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OOOOOOOH, a real special eye on you!
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how did we go from mountain men to these weirdos?
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LOL – what the hell’s going on here???
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“Fall in there, Thornbush…”
HAHAHAHAHAH
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“Step in line, Happy Hour”
what is this shit?
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You know what? This isn’t even cheese. This is just terrible corny.
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This dialogue is SHIT
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so is this music…
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LOL I need to find me a copy of this one in the near future.
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i’m lost, is this a summer camp or jail?
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We’re all wondering…
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I think it’s some of both…
#radicalpunishment
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This dude is SUCH a dick!
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this social worker lady is in EXCELLENT actress
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yeah and he’ll be the only one left alive at the end LOL
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“you are all my stumps”
“Stump, you will remain seated while the cruiser is in motion”
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“I’ll sin where I want!”
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HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
#sinner
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Oh you know it!
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this guy was in one of those cheerleader massacre movies I watch a while back….
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is this the horny hillbilly who is going to beat off outside the girl’s bathroom???
#pappychurnsbutter
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Hey I’m here what did I miss?!
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we’re at 14:23 in
let’s go!!
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“Stumps! Toe the line!”
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This guy is seriously into the stump thing… makes me wonder…
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#stumpy
LOLOLOLOL
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“You have one last chance to get your shit together. Or your shit will get pushed in, in prison!!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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he likes to say stumps, piss and shit doesn’t he…
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HAHAHAH Melissa!!!
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Guarantee the blond gets her tits out
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#FINGERSCROSSED
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Chew and watch!
Plus two, the giant is starting to get really big.
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“serious MILFage”
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Oh fuck it’s Bunyan!
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OH. MY. GOOD. GODDAMN.
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Whoa serious milfage!
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HAHAHAHA I just said the same thing LOLOLOLOL
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I hate these bastards
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I hate them all except for blond lady….
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CB will be the only survivor
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What the ever loving fuck?!
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FYI – that was the fakest looking giant I have ever seen
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NO!
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“What in the name of sweet Lorraine is going on here?!”
Really!
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dude got thrown from the car but wasn’t hurt??? am i missing something lol
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is the horny hillbilly supposed to be Gary Busey???
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It’s Eric!
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I don’t wear plaid, buddy!!! That’s totally Brian….
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who is this freak???
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I can’t tell if it’s Gary Busey or James Cameron….
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Pink blankies are SO manly… pimping dealer.
Plus two, I think you guys might get some boobs…
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Are we getting ready to see someone make The Sex???????
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With a plank???
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Imminent filth!
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Let’s do this thing!!!
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OK this is awkward
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND – BOOBS!!! @ 24:25
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You mean surfboard?
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
#tinyboobs
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#forreals
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really…. drop your cocks and grab your socks.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Assholes and Elbows, Stumps!
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OK. Done.
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nice
#gross
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Someone’s going to have some serious blue balls…..
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wow, this sounds like a 5 year old wrote this movie lol
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Thornbush?!
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You missed that at the beginning – that’s her nickname for whatever crime she committed that I already forgot…
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Was this funded by the Stump Marketing Board?
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I like how Stupid Tar Hillbilly Wank-off plays Chess with himself….
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Martin Sheen has really let himself go
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Like a guy with a goatee could get laid!
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Prisoners with cells? America.
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She does have some tiny boobs….
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Classic moments in cinema:
Searching for cell signal at the top of a mountain….
#bullshit
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“what is it?” it’s a fucking skull you moron
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just wait til you get to Texas, Boyd….
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That guy sure has a lot of product in his hair for being off on prison camp….
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Where the fuck did this guy get all these gems? “You are all strut and no gut?”
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You’re sooooo using that phrase at the next possible opportunity!
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You must know!
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“This isn’t a fucking scavenger hunt, Stump!!”
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That will be one giant bong….
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that lumberjack statue is creepy…just sayin’
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Like that one at the Texas State Fair 🙂 🙂 🙂
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT???
XOXOXOX
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exactly! He’s creepy as fuck too LOL
xoxoxo
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Shenanigans!
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This is just like Erics local pub but more modern
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yeah – but at least my pubs have shitters and not holes in the ground….
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sure are a lot of trees…will all the lumberjacks around
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UH OH!!! Someone stole Bunyan’s shit!!!!
#helltopay
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Kill someone already!
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FINALLY!
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how come the chick with the smallest boobs has the biggest boob sweat mark on her shirt??? wtf
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I don’t know how book sweat works. I’m happy to learn though
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LOL – good question!
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Martin Sheen is back!
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Or it could be Charlie
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hhahahahahahaha!
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now she has cell signal…
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and text messaging….
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Ginger snaps!
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!
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Micky Rourke has seen better days
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The laws of physics have been completely desecrated here!
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JB!!! YOU NEED TO TOTALLY REMIND ME TO ADD ONE OF THE OLD “SHAME” PLACARDS TO THIS THING!!!
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TOTALLY on it PSC. I was thinking about it earlier hahaha!
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HIGH FIVE!!!
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#highfive
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YES!!! the douche bag gets cut in half and is still yelling at people LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLL
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH JESUS!!!!!!!!!
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There’s your stump! It’s how he would have wanted to go!
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how does this have ANYTHING to do with the pre-credit sequence??????????
#WHATTHEFUCK ??????
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and how did he get so big? and how did his clothes magically grow with him? You’re seriously looking for logic Eric?!?!?!
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I’m just saying…. THIS MOVIE IS SHIT!!!
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wasn’t that the point?
xoxo
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GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!
STOMP THAT STUMP!!!
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Hahaha! This makes me wish I watched this piece o’ shite!
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Yeah shoot the big bastard!
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My guests must think that we are on drugs for putting ourselves through this all the time haha. We have no idea what the fuck we are watching. LOL.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JB!!!!
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It’s true. I even whipped out snacks and all to soften the blow hahaha.
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Classic movie criteria 2: when you’re in a crisis situation ALWAYS ARGUE ABOUT “WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE??!?!?!?!?”
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So the black guy can hotwire cars? #racism
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and the Irish eat potatoes?????
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I was highlighting the casual racism of the movie! Hope that came across!
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well….the giant does look like a huge leprechaun. ; )
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yeah, and the keys aren’t in that cabin somewhere? lol
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Is he gonna eat the van and shit it out???
“We’re so SCREWED!!!”
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That drug dealer is so big he MUST be part giant.
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He’s polishing his big chopper #filth
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Is he shitting???
#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Loved you in Wall Street!
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He could have substituted three very’s for extremely…
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Now that they know how to properly march U.S. Army style, maybe they should march down that fucking mountain while the giant is off shitting….
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wait. they’re in Minnesota but this crazy martin sheen dude talks like he’s from Oklahoma.
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LOL!!!
Southeast OK any way 🙂 🙂
#southeastoklahomadipshits
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THIS ASSHOLE made the Great Lakes????
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OH SHIT!!! Here we go with some explanation!!
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#mandatory
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You know, I can handle bad effects with a good story line, but these are so bad I don’t even think a good story could save them.
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But seriously, JB – is that not one of the best Socials yet??
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😀 😀 truly!!!!
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I think I’m a few seconds behind you… that’s the most BULLSHIT looking ox I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!
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FUCK MY LIFE it is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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We are all on the same page.
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I still contest that this is James Cameron just being himself…
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ok, do we need all the loud chewing sounds? gross
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Why THE FUCK did Babe have a regular eye and a droopy blue eye on the wrong side of his face????
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can’t tell the family resemblance to the lumberjack? lol Blue was his daddy and his brother
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Brother Pappy!!
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LMAO he killed 10 if he killed 40????
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Whack!
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Jesus this is the longest explanation of all time.
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I missed it. Is everyone OK if we rewind 15 minutes? 😉
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I refuse!
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Question from a fellow watcher: how did his axe grow with him?
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Mae Belle was sweet on Bunyan?????????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?!?!
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yeah, and his clothes too LOL
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and he just grew for NO FUCKING REASON????
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Good one!
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Why is he regular size in the flashback but now he’s a fucking giant????
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So what actual fucking size is Paul? That feels weird calling him ‘Paul’. Seems too intimate
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Why is this guy so excited telling this story??
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Zack got the horn!
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awwww he’s found him a new friend lol
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and dude’s making a fucking sandwich WTF
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!
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and now he’s going to get some shuteye….
#fortywinks
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Some things are important. Staying fed and rested are some of them! 😛
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I guess so lol
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I mean NOBODY and NOTHING will get between me and food when I am hungry.
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Priorities, right JB????
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Always.
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Down to three chicks and two dudes with 20+ minutes left….
#stilltimeformoreboobs
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Another pair of boobs down though… options are depleting rapidly.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Mae Belle where are you???
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so wait. the red headed white girl was trailer trash, the black kid can hot wire a car and the hispanic chick had a kid at like 12…the blonde has the biggest boobs and the stupid jock started all the trouble. as if this movie didn’t have enough problems…stereotype much?!?! lol
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DID BUNYAN JUST SAY “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH” LIKE THE FUCKING KOOL-AID MAN?????
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Hahahahaha sums it up beautifully!
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I think Sheen is gonna shag all the chicks
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I like how DUI Girl (Happy Hour) is the Spittin’ Image of Mae Belle who was sweet on Bunyan back when he was just a regular sized, deformed, ox fucking hillbilly….
#convenience
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and they’re not running out of the cabin why????
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GOD DAMN this is awful…..
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Never leave your short wave radio unmanned, Stump!!!
#firstrule
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OF COURSE the chick who didn’t want the douche bag to carry the gun is a perfect shot. seriously?!
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THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER
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OH FUCKING SHITCRAP with the drug dealer……
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Bunyan has nice man-tits….
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I was going to say those were amazing giant moobs.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
#giantmoobs
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tranks? did he say franks? that treehugger shot him with frank darts and not bullets???
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LOL *tranks….stupid autocorrect
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GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAMN THIS THING!!!!!!!
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ok, that was just stupid.
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Merciful Fate this is almost over!!!!
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Sheeeeeeennnnnnn!!!!
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Is Bunyan the hillbilly’s lovah?
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This is like a D grade rip off of wrong turn with a giant hillbilly.
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and then it’s even worse than that!
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She wasn’t arguing
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HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT EVEN A WORD!!!!
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ok, so his eyes swim like he’s tripping unless he’s blocking bullets (not tranksdarts now) with his axe?
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Classic Movie Part 3: the automobile ALWAYS goes a lot faster if you pound on the top screaming FASTER!! FASTER!!!
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and sparks prettily when it hits a tree LMAO
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FUCKING HELL!!
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he needs a patch or two for those denims of his… maybe some U.S. flag patches?
Or Keep on Truckin’ patches??
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Stealth giant!
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why are they running to the bridge to nowhere to get away from the big crazy dude with an axe?
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Who’s this coming?
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It’s Eric’s family!
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The Posse is on Broadway!!!!
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I think this MIGHT have been a little better if Bunyan had been “8 Bit” CGI…
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Oh thank fuck this is over!!!!
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JB!!!!!
THANK YOU ETERNALLY FOR DOING THIS!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Always a pleasure my PSC!
x
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
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You too SSC, catch you later?
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Tonight? I’ll be around looking at the next event but will be at the bar defending my trivia crown 🙂
totally catch you over the weekend!!!
❤
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🙂 Did you keep it defended? Is it still yours??
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NO 😦
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Dammit!!!!!!!
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MAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE BELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THUD
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wasn’t keeping a souvenir how the trouble started? there better not be a sequel to this shit
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LOL YEP!!!
If there is – we should do this again 🙂
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agreed.
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this was fun!
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THIS WAS GREAT!!!!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG!!!
XOXOXOXOX
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: )
XOXOXO
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I loved it! And I love you stumps! Xoxox
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love you too stumps lol
xoxoxo
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LOVE YOU STUMPS!!!!
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love you too stumps!!!
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THANKS EVERYONE!!!!
I have to get out of here before traffic gets backed up to Kansas!!!
THAT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!
EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!
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I wonder which movie was worse…. This one looks pretty shit too! But it doesn’t have Tara Reid, so… I think mine wins. Or loses? ; )
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I watched both and I can safely say Alone in the Dark was much worse
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Yay! I win!!! : )
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You ALWAYS win…..
😦
😦
🙂
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Gutted I missed both socials but I was there in spirit. In fact I just sat and watched Alone in the Dark and was about to power on through Axe Giant ,but the copy I found has been removed from YouTube and shitty UK Netflix doesn’t have it. It seems to have pretty much every other shitty film ever made, except the one I want. Grr. Anyway, I’ve ordered it from LoveFilm by post, so will watch it at somepoint. Long live Shitfest!
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I’m sad that I missed this…but it sounds like you had fun!!! LONG LIVE SHITFEST SOCIAL!!!
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Reblogged this on The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger and commented:
Over the weekend a few of us convened once again to watch an absolutely shitty movie and have a total blast while doing it! You can check out what we had to say here!
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Sorry again for missing all of the fun. But I’m kind of glad I didn’t watch this movie. It probably would have left me with a lot of fucked up sexual nightmares…
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LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hopefully next time 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Shitting hell, this is SO SHIT! I’m not sure I can watch it all. Who comes up with this shit? And why?!
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SHIT ON IT!!!!!!!
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Yes, they did!
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