You know, I haven’t been much of a fan of Anderson’s since The Royal Tennenbaums – NOTE: Bottle Rocket is my favorite of his and one of my favorite movies – so I never really wanted to give this a go. But one day, there was NOTHING else on so I gave this a watch and I actually REALLY, REALLY liked it. I was TOTALLY surprised with how funny it was and how Fiennes OWNED the entire movie. I LOVED IT. That scene where he gets out of jail and is SO MAD because his guy didn’t bring him his perfume was CLASSIC!! Anyway – I don’t know what I could say about this that hasn’t already been said by much better writers than me so…. how about we take a look at a bunch of pictures of Jessica Chastain looking HOT????
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOLLY!!!! You can call me anytime Foxy Mama.
HOT DAMN!!!! Is it getting hot in here or what??
Oi! Spock Chop! What is the meaning of this?! I don’t think this is fair at all… I am sure the ladies will agree? More boob time? Hot ladies time? Surely not. Pfffff. I think it is time to correct those wrongs because holy wow, have you seen these delightful specimens?!
Oh my gosh… the things I would do to this guy if I was given the opportunity… grrrr!!!
But moving on to other things…
JB!!! WHAT IS THIS???? This is MY post!! SHOO!!
*Sweeps JB out of room with push broom*
Where was I…..? Oh yeah…
HELLOOOOOOOOO PUSSYCAT MEOW!!!!! HUBBA HUBBA SHAKE IT DON’T BREAK IT, BABY!!
*wipes forehead with handkerchief*
*wonders where I got a fucking handkerchief*
OOOOOOOOOH MY!!! This one could boil my cabbage anyt-
Ha! You will not get rid of me that easily! Also, why the hell is it so difficult to find pics of the guys flaunting, but with the women it is almost… normal?! NOT FAIR.
FINE!!! I guess I’ll just punt….
That reminds me of a poem I wrote when I was in high school:
When times are hard and you’re feeling down
and you hear the hard earth grunt,
sometimes you have to turn around
and kick a fucking punt.