Isaacs Picture Conclusions

LUCKY BASTARD (2014) NSFW ALL THE WAY

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*SPOILERS*

A month or so ago I took a day to to do some resting and sleeping in and movie watching and I came across an X-Rated (NC-17 here these days) Found Footage movie about a bunch of murders at a porn shoot. Even though I am always pure and chaste and virginal and clean and butterflies land on my shoulders and all of that shit, I went ahead and rented it to see what it was about – you know – for Posterity and…..

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it was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealllyyyyyyyy stupid. Sure it starts off OK with a couple of people going after it in from behind – I don’t know if they were really doing it or not but they sure were getting after it – and then it switches to some new woman coming into the house and signing her release forms and shit. She then hears the other woman moaning and screaming so she goes to check it out and the first woman is all gagged up and getting a good French Style Pounding: POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND….

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But the new girl makes them stop even before he busts his nut and she runs off into the house and then she gets – um – caught and he rips off her clothes and then she gets the business against her will: HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP and then she calmly says “It’s in my butt” and he stops and a bunch of people come out of another room and it turns out that it’s all just a porn shoot.

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Later – the director of these porns who runs a website called Lucky Bastard gets the rape porn starlet to pick a dude from a list of entrants to have sex with on camera. The dude she picks is mild mannered and meek  and when they go to do the shoot she touches his weenie and he jizzes all over the place and everyone makes fun of him so he goes around killing everyone.

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Eventually, after everyone is dead except for the porn star, she convinces him to put down his handgun and have sex with her after all. In a series of events that I can imagine how Brian’s kid was made, he sticks his little pee pee in there and says something like “It’s so warm” and splurts his load so she grabs his gun and blows his head off. The one above his neck, not the semen covered one. Then she reflects on things for a minute and turns off the camera. END.

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So – to recap: POUND POUND POUND POUND HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP JIZZZ KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL HUMP JIZZ KILL END.

63 comments

  1. Yeah, this is how I read this lovely little sentence of yours: Even though I am always pure (foul) and chaste (most unclean) and virginal (you meant vaginal admit it ) and clean (most unclean) and butterflies (birds) land (shit) on my shoulders…

    : )
    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    #wtfisfrenchstylesex

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  2. So, premature ejaculators beware? Clearly this film presents an extended metaphor in which cumming too fast can be likened to the urge to reveal too much of oneself in a desire to connect to our fellow humans in this workaday world of isolation and paranoia. Jizz represents those happy feelings that form the bond, the glue if you will, between ourselves and others. No man is an island…unless it is an island of stiffening and unwashed socks on the floor of a lonely bedroom.

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    • theipc

      HA HAHA!!! Anna!

      You know – I wish I would have had something to read about this (like this post) before I dumped ten bucks to watch it…. LOL

      #soulies

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