The lovely and magnificent Abigail has entered The Octagon and come out victorious, hauling the heads of her victims in a blood soaked burlap sack over her shoulder. She joins the previous three Glorious and Most Impressive Shitfestonians as The One Who Survived which you can read about at the link below or use your eyeballs to marvel at some pictures below that : )
My people will now begin negotiations with her people to determine the reward. Will she take a cash payout or will I slip into my basement and work my black magicks, casting and forging the souls of the innocents into a circular object capable of DESTROYING EVERYTHING YOU HOLD HOLY AND SACRED!!!!!!!????
We shall see – but for now:
CONGRATULATIONS ABBI!!!!!
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O M fucking G. I’ve only gone and won Shitfest Summer 14! For those who don’t know, Shitfest is a quarterly contest run by Eric at the IPC, where movie bloggers review the worst of the worst films. At the end of the contest reviews are open for votes and the one with the most votes wins. This was my first ever Shitfest so I cannot believe my shitty review of Eat Pray Love actually took the grand prize out of so many awesome reviews! Thank-you to everyone who voted for me. I love you all. This is better than the Oscars! Read the original post for more info and links to reviews. I need to have a lie down after so much excitement!
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THANKS ABBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOOHOO you go Abbi! Congratulations!
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I am so excited! This is the best day ever. (Don’t tell Mr O he thinks it was our wedding).
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My silence will keep. 😛 That is AWESOME. So you taking currency or having something created in the dark abyss beneath the IPCs?
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ABYSS! Obviously!
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Goooooooood! There could be no other way, surely. Who knew that getting through that pile of crap movie could make you so happy by the end of it all?! 😉
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I have already started collecting the innocents who will be harvested for this…..
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Congrats Abbi! 🙂
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Thank-you!
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Congratulations … Well done, relish that magnificent trophy 🙂
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I fully intend to relish the shit out of it!
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A worthy winner. Eat Pray Loathe was too funny.
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You are most kind!
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Congrats!!
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Thank-you!
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Woohoo! Well done Abbi! 😀
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I couldn’t have done ut without all of your votes!
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Congrats, Abbi! Can I come & visit your trophy?? *pout* ; ) You deserve this because I think you suffered more than any of us having to watch that Julia Roberts piece of shit. I wanted to punch her character just reading your review! : )
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You can totally visit it and that was exactly the reaction I was hoping to inspire!
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Well done Abbi! You totally deserved to win! Take the trophy! #votethetraveler
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Thank-you! I am definitely going trophy!
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Congrats, Abbi!!! “Eat Pray Loathe” was my favorite “written” movie review this time around! You ventured out into territory even Isaacs, nor myself would dare to go – and that was 2 hours of Julia Roberts parading around in all of her self-righteousness!
A well-deserved victory…but would even winning the lottery be worth the anguish suffered from this wretched filth you watched!?
“I want everyone who was going to buy me a birthday gift to send a donation to my friend and buy her a new house!” LOL.
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It was 100% worth it for this great honour! Now I just need to work on topping my review with my acceptance post.
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You need to thank Julia Roberts and the director; without their atrociousness you never could have found the inspiration within!
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You are very right!
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Congrats Abbi! Well deserved win. All hail the queen of Shitfest summer!
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Might by myself a crown and start asking people if they know who I am?
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That’s what I would do
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Any luck on our twitter adventure??
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Fabulous stuff Abbi. Congratulations!! 🙂
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Thank-you!
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Congratulations!
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Thank-you!
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CONGRABBILATIONS!
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That sounds like what Mr O tries to do to me every time he walks in on me in the shower!
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I DEMAND A RECOUNT! Just kidding! 🙂 Congrats on the win. Your review was one of my faves. 🙂
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You are lovely. Thank-you!
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Great work!! You’re the shiz!
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Thank-you!
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Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!! Great job Abbi!!! Ohhhhhh what will you name your trophy?
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I feel like I should name it Liz. Although Binbag Man and Beëlzebub are both tempting.
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LOL!!! I like Binbag Man if it’s a boy!
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Congrats Abbi! I loved Eat, Pray, Love. Here’s to 2014 Shitfest Summer and to the future Shitfests to come!!!
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You are too kind. May we all continue to have shitty times together for years to come.
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Congrats, Abbi: you’re the shits! I have not seen Eat Pray Love, and after your deliciously horrific review of it, will certainly avoid it. Actually, that’s not quite true: If I ever get my hands on a copy of it, I won’t watch it, but I will drink massive amounts of prune juice and then wait for nature to take its course while I crouch over the DVD. I will do this in honour of you and your review. Thanks to IPC and all the Shitfest reviewers; I can’t wait for Shitfest Autumn: i have the laxatives set aside.
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YES!!! Just like my picture at the bottom of the Shitfest summer page!!!
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And.. just in case….
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Is that a chocolate bar or an actual poop?
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LOL – Don’t give away my trade secrets but… It’s a baby Ruth 🙂
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This is the greatest honour you could possibly bestow on me. I am touched.
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AHHHH!!!! Totally missed this yesterday!!!! A belated congratulations to you, Miss Abbi!!!! A trophy well-earned!!!! 😀 Shall we set up a trophy play-date with Smash? 😉
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Definitely! Maybe they will mate and spawn a legion of baby trophies that we can command to do our bidding!
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS. We’re basically going to rule the planet. We must advise our friends to pledge their loyalty now.
#trophyapocalypse
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I’ll bring the Proto: The Sinful Dwarf
🙂
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Ack! I missed the review itself but you can be sure I’ll be heading over that way now.
CONGRATS ABBI! way to go!!! (also, beginner’s luck. 😛 )
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Well done, Abbi! It was a brilliant review of a truly shitty sounding film.
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