I really don’t have much to say about this one… I didn’t LOVE it…. I thought it was really loud and screechy and pretty boring for the most part. I know at least one person is going to jump my shit because it’s not my favorite movie but… I’m all about my honest opinion here. What else can I say? Here’s how I feel about this movie in pictures:
Hi everyone – Table9Mutant of Cinema Parrot Disco here. I’m ransacking this joint because I’m trying to find where Eric creates these Shitfest trophies. Because I WANT ONE, dammit!!! I figure he creates them in his basement but I’m afraid to go down there & discover Stephen Dorff guarding the gate to hell or dismembered bodies or a secret stash of My Little Pony DVDs or something. I’ll go down in a minute – call the cops if you don’t hear back from me soon. Or call Screenkicker Mike Boyd – he’ll happily give you all his phone number! I know the almighty Shitfest trophy will soon be very near me when it makes its way to its new home with Abbi in London. I could possibly pay her a visit just to finally be able to gaze upon the beauty of one of Eric’s creations and feel its dark powers but I’m afraid that just won’t do – I must have one of my OWN. It will be mine. Oh yes – it will be mine…
While I gather up my courage to go into Eric’s basement, I just want to quickly address this review he’s done for horror classic Rosemary’s Baby. Umm. Three Top Hats? Reeeeaaaaally? This is from the guy who watches shit like Mad Cowgirl & The Oregonian. He finally reviews a worthy horror film & he gives it a three when he gave Oculus a FOUR?! (I gave it a 4.5. Out of TEN!). What the hell is with this guy?? I think Cara needs to chain him up again & together we’ll force him to watch more worthy classics. I mean, he did like On The Waterfront so there may be hope!
Okay. *Deep breath*
I’m going into Eric’s basement… Wish me luck. In the meantime, while you wait here & listen out for screams for help, have a look at the excellent review of Rosemary’s Baby that the lovely Anna of Film Grimoire did for my IMDB Top 250 Challenge HERE. Anna knows what she’s talking about! Listen to her! She likes good movies. 🙂
Goodbye all. For now…………………………………………….
Here’s Garrett Hedlund for your viewing pleasure:
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What is this??? How do you people keep getting past security??? I guess I’m going to have to go audit those Author Permissions….
Anyway – for those of you who remember, when Rob did his Shitfest Post, he challenged The Good and Researchful Reader to see how many movies you could guess from a series of ten stills. Well, it’s time for that contest to close and
I regret I fear Oh FUCK I am happy to report that Cinema Parrot Disco and her team of Researchbots correctly identified NINE of the ten and she can now choose five movies each for Rob and I too watch over the next month or so (depending on availability).