Now that Shitfest has officially concluded, I figured I’d be back for Part 2 of subverting the patriarchal paradigm. You trusted I would come back, right? Right? Well, after the immense success that Part 1 generated and the overwhelming response it garnered, I knew that you ladies could use a nice smile. We all need our fixes, and a really good perve session is all that is necessary sometimes. I have done my utmost to create another delicious post, and I hope that it meets all the er… requirements that it should 😉
Be warned, this is going to be a monster of a post. I have been collecting since last time 😛 Also, spans of black and white photos because YUM.
Oh, and just a pic of Eva Green here so that this is (again) not a wasted post for the gents. I am such a thoughtful, nice, caring individual.
Enjoy the selection!
I still have this ridiculous Sebastian Stan obsession going on, he is just… hmmmmmmmm!
I value my life, and therefore I am not going to skip over this hulking Australian, Chris Hemsworth. Relax, everyone.
We have to give it up for Benedict Cumberbatch. He is so British, which is so hot… and that hair? Perfect. Those eyes? Mesmerising. And does he have style or what?!
Please ladies (and some gents), contain yourselves. I know that he ranks pretty highly for so many for numerous reasons, Tom Hardy presents the package of beauty and talent.
Simon Baker has one of those insanely cheeky smiles, and I promise, that never fails to catch the ladies.
Chris Evans champions the list again. Gorgeous eyes, pretty face, naturally he would be around!
Oh my goodness, the super cute and adorable and gorgeous Dane DeHaan, smouldering looks and all. Hmmm.
Daniel Craig… can we quickly just talk about the way in which he wears a suit? I mean OMG. It makes me weak at the knees. He has a confidence that works for him, and wears his suits like a second skin… and suits are just ridiculously sexy.
Heath Ledger… he may be gone but my goodness, he remains one of the most delectable men to have graced this earth!
With those engaging blue eyes and childish excitement, there was not ways that James McAvoy would miss this list.
Tom Hiddleston is always so swankily dressed and a great villain… another Brit climbs onto a list for women to moon over!
Always a delight to look at, Evan Peters at least has a skill set to back it. Especially when playing the psycho (it really, really shouldn’t be as hot as it is).
Henry Cavill is truly just the most delicious Superman to ever wear the cape… I mean it! Look at that face, and that faultless mouth… hmmmmm!
I like Jake Gyllenhaal, love him or hate him, truly has his moments!
Garrett Hedlund for the champion Abbi!
Should the world ever become a dark and messed up place, even if he cannot shoot a crossbow as accurately as Daryl Dixon, Norman Reedus sure as hell can stick around as eye candy!
Scandinavians have that blonde and beautiful thing going for them, and Alexander Skarsgård is no exception. Delightful on so many levels!
Michael Fassbender, impeccably dressed, mighty fine as always!
Leonardo DiCaprio is the whole damn package. Attractive, extremely talented, stunning eyes, and rocks a suit like nobody’s business. Yes, definitely worth looking into.
Every time I see him I just want to run my fingers through his hair… Richard Madden is truly captivating.
Ryan Reynolds has appeal, no doubt about it. Nice face, great body, I am sure these are just some of the reasons he makes the list!
I honestly view Sam Witwer to be one of the sexiest geeks alive. I mean wow… I find it really hot when a guy can be a geek and all, and I know that not all of them have massive glasses and live in their mother’s basements and what not, but it is rare to find one looking this fine.
Love him or hate him, Chris Pine has the ability to weaken the knees of some ladies!
Liam McIntyre just spoiled women rotten when he helmed the role of Spartacus, brave, angry, vengeful, wearing little? Yes… yes we like to see that too sometimes!
Zachary Levi is just adorable and really charming, winner for me, at any rate!
Matthew Gray Gubler is really cute, but I think it works for him!
Reverting here again to Harrison Ford… I really, really don’t think I need to defend it when this is my evidence…
Jensen Ackles is someone I am sure most of us can agree on. What an appealing man!
Ryan Gosling was never someone I found attractive in the very least, until he slipped into the role of Driver in Drive, and then I was just sold.
Theo James was really probably the only good thing to come out of that hunk of junk Divergent. I suppose at least there was someone to check out from time to time when he got some screen time!
Dan Feuerriegel was another eye candy contender in Spartacus. He also happens to have one of the most perfect smiles I have ever laid eyes on.
There you have it Anna! Michael Pitt!
If anyone wants someone added here because I missed them, do please let me know!
Aaaack ! ! * drool *
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😛 Enjoy!
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Reblogged this on The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger and commented:
Hmmmm… it was perve time again and I took over The IPC to bring some more absolutely hot specimens together in a huge post for the ladies! Head on over to check it out! Hmmmmm…
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Jake Gyllenhaal has no understanding of chairs.
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You have the perfect understanding of humour.
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JB!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW does this shit keep happening?????
I need to hire a new security guard…. this one is OBVIOUSLY not working out….
Love,
The Sinner
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My Sinnaaaaaaaa!
Hmmmm, I am just really, really good at what I do! Plus I need a perve platform… my joint is too classy for this shit 😉
EVIDENTLY that one you have is a useless lump!
Love,
JB
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JB,
You’re like a Ninja!!!
I’m going to have to make some calls. This broad isn’t working out.
Love,
SSC
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PSC,
I am trained in arts you will never know! HA!
Yeah… at least the other one puffed away relentlessly…
Love,
JB
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JB,
The new guard is strange – while the last one smoked constantly and was never at her desk, this one always is but… she wears this thing around her torso – I can’t tell if it’s some sort of huge weight belt or…. a bustle….
Very strange….
Love,
PSC
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PSC,
This is where I would encourage you to surreptitiously take a photo so I would know what the heck you are talking about… but it sounds like she could use whatever the hell that is as a weapon. I do not want to seen you wounded.
Weird…
Love,
JB
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SB,
I totally would if I could get away with it without an ass kicking deluxe….
Love,
SC
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SC,
You should just send Luke in… he is Stalker Certified.
Love,
SBJB
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SBJB,
EXCELLENT Idea!! Maybe he could even get a date!!
Love,
SSC
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My Dear Sinner,
Hmmmm, you should discuss it with him. He should just leave his jar necklace at home maybe…
Love,
JB
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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Yay for Harrison Ford and Jensen Ackles!
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😀 Totally in agreement!
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Zoe, my dear, you have served up a splendid array of beefcake. Tom Hardy and The Fassbender are the only ones I need, but that’s the beauty of a buffet–you can take whichever dishes appeal to you most, and then go back for seconds.
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Madame Weebles, it is my utmost pleasure to have concocted such a selection, and that you found something that tickles your fancy!
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The pleasure was mine! Two or three times already!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY!!!!
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You know it baby!!!!!!!!
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The IPC wins again!!
🙂
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SB,
I just walked past her on my way to the bathroom – turns out she just has her pants pulled up to her boobs…..
SC
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SC,
That’s… bizarre!
Love,
JB
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JB,
She seems like a weird chick….
Love,
PSC
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The writing on here has really gone downhill!
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You’re not the target audience for this post, Senor. Now, step aside and let the ladies in. We’ve got the Cosmos on ice AND they’re on the house!
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Don’t lie; this was targeted for you, Brian and Tyson.
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Mainly Melanie Laurent and Jessica Chastain.
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We need a post for the men now!
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AMEN!!!
JB!! Is there a Yin to this Yang??
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Hmmmmm… I don’t know. You reckon the last one was successful enough? You reckon there is a target audience?
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There’s a target audience in: Joseph and I 🙂
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Maybe you have my arm twisted 😉
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I’ll twist your arm AND pull your leg!!
🙂
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A Part 2?!
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Indeed! I’ll send over some pics ;).
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😛 Eagerly awaiting them!
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Um. I think every post on The IPC is for the men! We need THIS every once in a while to balance things out. ; )
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Look, I enjoyed this post as much as the next guy, but we need daily satisfaction ;). Men are animals lol.
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Bestie!
I love this! I will forgive the Gyllenhall slip because you included Chris Pine, Evans and Hemsworth, all those fine British gentlemen and EVERY-DAMN-FINE-THING. How GORGEOUS is Cumberbatch? #Sherlocked
Pappy, you shouldn’t fire your security! They are doing just fine as is!
Kidney
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Kidney!
I am so glad to hear that the selection was up to par 🙂
#sherlocked
Yes, I think his security is just fine 😛
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Kidney,
I’m REALLY slow – it probably won’t happen very quick….
Pappy
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never!
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OK!!
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Thank you, Zoe! I sooooo prefer this to the usual boobage around here. ; ) I’ll take the Hemsworth with a side of Fassbender and some Hardy for dessert. Thank you. : )
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It is a pleasure lady! Sounds like you have worked out your three course meal in quite some detail there 😉
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I’ll have the Hedlund as a snack later… ; )
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😛 This buffet seems to have some favourites!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as always you deliver! Thank you Z woman! Alexander Skarsgård is my number one right now, closely followed by Henry Cavill. Although Matt Damon is always in my heart hahahaha! Good lord hmmmm mmmmm. So good love this. 🙂 🙂
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It is my utmost pleasure lady! You hinting for Damon on the list? I can always add him 😉
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HAHAHA No I am good with Damon, he was on my crush list in the 90s and early 2000s. You got my boys I like so you provided great viewing pleasure. By the way have you seen Alexander Skarsgard’s brother, Bill… he’s super cute look him up.
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I just happened to read this as I was walking out the door. Just my luck! I started my Friday with a picture of a scruffy, fine TOM HARDY!! #yum #lickmelikealollipop #scruffyissexy #skittleflavoredjizzum #skeetskeetskeet #weeeeeeeeee!
Also, Ryan Gosling totally rocked in Drive. I really like him as an actor. However, I do not get the attraction ladies have with him. Especially when there is a picture of a scruffy Tom Hardy right above! (OMG. I want to be on him.)
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Teehee, how did I know that was going to be your big thrill? 😉
Yeah, he’s a good actor, but I never found him attractive… but in Drive? Wow.
Glad to hear your Friday is off to such a stellar start 😀
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Jeez, Skeletor –
I already get enough pervy hits from Google – now I’ll get this…..
#yum #lickmelikealollipop #scruffyissexy #skittleflavoredjizzum #skeetskeetskeet #weeeeeeeeee
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That’s what I’m here for!!! #directingthepervs
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I know this is true : )
#FirstHand
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Hotter than all of these so called ‘men’
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SO. MUCH. DROOLAGE. Yes, Zoe. Just…yes.
#winning
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SO much… yesssssss.
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… and I thought us guys were bad, lol.
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Ha! Women are usually just a little more… subtle? 😛
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not in my experience, but yes … one would presume.
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I’m over a week late to see this but so satisfying! Zoe, you are awesome and I love this! 🙂 You even added Simon Baker and Matthew Gray Gubler.
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There is no such thing as too late! 😛 You get to it when you need it hahaha. I am glad you were satisfied! Hmmmm, yes, they did need to get on this list.
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Michael Pitt
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Consider it done!
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