Isaacs Picture Conclusions

A DOUBLE FEATURE: THE WICKER MAN (1973) and THE WICKER TREE (2011)

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For today’s excitement, I am going to slightly borrow the format my friend Niall used for the remake HERE.

When I first started this, I was all “Bring out the dinghy!” “Send me a dinghy!” “I am a police officer, send me a dinghy!”wicker3

Then I was all “Woah, now. Hello Dolly.”wicker2

Then I was all “Is that a feeling in my dinghy?”wicker10

Then I was all “That IS a feeling in my dinghy!!”
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Then I was all “♪ DINGHY ♫ DINGHY ♫ DING DING DINGHY ♪♪♪♫ DINGHY DINGHY DINGHY ♫♫!!!”

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Then I saw this and passed out. 
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When I awoke I was caged in a giant thing of wicker, intended for sacrifice so I was all: 

“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”

“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”

“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”

But they did anyway.

THE WICKER TREE (2011)

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THIS MOVIE WAS BULLSHIT.

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