For today’s excitement, I am going to slightly borrow the format my friend Niall used for the remake HERE.
When I first started this, I was all “Bring out the dinghy!” “Send me a dinghy!” “I am a police officer, send me a dinghy!”
Then I was all “Woah, now. Hello Dolly.”
Then I was all “Is that a feeling in my dinghy?”
Then I was all “That IS a feeling in my dinghy!!”
Then I was all “♪ DINGHY ♫ DINGHY ♫ DING DING DINGHY ♪♪♪♫ DINGHY DINGHY DINGHY ♫♫!!!”
Then I saw this and passed out.
When I awoke I was caged in a giant thing of wicker, intended for sacrifice so I was all:
“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”
“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”
“Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?”
But they did anyway.
THE WICKER TREE (2011)
THIS MOVIE WAS BULLSHIT.
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Dearest PSC,
Hmmmmm, the second looks a little… meh?
Love,
JB
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Curiousest JJB,
The sequel was absolute shit. I almost didn’t finish it but I couldn’t do that. I scarifice for you.
Love,
PSC
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Sweetest SSC,
I am so glad to hear that my Chop… again, we appreciate it more than you will ever know!
Love,
JB
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Dearest JB,
I actually really liked the first one – I couldn’t even believe how bad the second one was….
Forever Vigilant,
Chop
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That was some of the greatest poetry I’ve ever read in my life.
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Killing the IPC will not bring back your fucking god damn apples.
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NO, NOT THE IPC!!! AAAAGGHH, MY EYES!!!
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MY EYES!! MY FUCKING EYES!!
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I’m glad that I could be of some manner of inspiration; I am honoured. What exactly is the Wicker Tree about?
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Two Americans (loosely played by Scots with terrible American accents) head to Ireland (I think) to do some ministry work. An hour and a half later one of them gets sacrificed and the girl kills someone for killing her boyfriend. End.
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So you’re to blame for this shit?
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guilty 🙂
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What the hell is this! #baller
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LOL!!
The first one is good!!
The sequel sucks butt!!
#oldschool
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Absolutely beautiful and visually inspiring (Britt Ekland’s nude scene). I can’t believe you watched the sequel though. I was tempted. Sounds shitty!
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Dear lord, Anna – the sequel was AWFUL! It could be a total Shitfest Social one day…
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the sequel is very nic cagey. enough said.
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Not the bees!
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So what you’re saying is The Wicker Man = good. The Wicker Tree = shit. Correct?
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Exactly!
I knew you could get it!!
#mathematicsareeasy
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GOT IT!
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Mystery solved!
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YOU’RE a dinghy!
The Wicker Man rules.
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YOU’RE A DINGHY!!!!!!!!!!!
#dinghydinghydinghy
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Who called someone a dinghy all the time??? Oh – was it Mel?! On Alice! I’m
sure watched that as you only watch 70’s TV… ; )
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Yep!! Mel called Vera a “dingy” all the time! HAHAHA
#shitcominspiration
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I loved Alice & One Day At A Time!
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You and me both, kid!
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LOL. Love it. The Wicker Man is on the list for Spook Series!!! Fortunately, The Wicker Tree is not.
#wicker #dinghy
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Excellent! Edward Woodward is stodgily HILARIOUS!
“Send me a dinghy! Send over a dinghy! I am a police officer, send me a dinghy!”
LOL
#dinghy
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Britt Ekland was a stunner back in the day, especially in this movie.
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Hell fucking yes she was!!
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