I found this on iTunes a few days ago and, despite the iffy title and a movie poster I didn’t choose for this post, I watched the trailer and thought it looked good, so I rented it up and…. this is quite a deal here…. I mean, check out the IMDB synopsis written by the director:
It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha’s walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi’s eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma, and it gets a little more crazy, dangerous, insane and …
The day after I watched it I started putting together this post and couldn’t find any decent screen grabs for the movie, so I put together my own and, to address the first picture here (above), the keen eye will notice what’s on the good lady’s eye there and, if you’re confused by what’s lying there by her shoulder, I put together this fun and informative graphic regarding this movie….:
And for real, this hooker is all: “HOLLA SLUT!! I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ STINK MY STINK HOLE UP IN YO SHIZ! WHOOP WHOOP!! BUST IT, SKANK TWAT!!”
And bitch is all: “DID YO JUST FART?? CHECK OUT MA TITTIES!! I’M GOIN’A FUCK UP SUM HOS UP IN MA SNATCH JIZZZZZZZZ!! FUCK YA LATERZ! AW SNAP!”
But there are some cool bits to it too… like the scene where this lady goes crawling for her survival:
But, I think, in the end, if you watch this, you’re either going to be the chick on the left or the chick on the right. It’s kind of good in some places and kind of shit in others so I’ll report back that I liked it OK but never need to see it again. I’m all about supporting independent film and these guys making money off of their product but, this probably ISN’T worth the money to rent and I would just watch it for free when these guys have their cable money.
I really did like this Erin Cline lady (on the left). The dialogue she had to go about was suspect but I think we could see her do some good things in the future. I think that’s about it for this one.
HOLLA BACK ATCHA YOUNGUN BITCHES!!!
AND WITH THAT – LOOK FOR A VERY SPECIAL SERIES OF POSTS STARTING TOMORROW!!!
I don’t understand. That was hand sanitizer on her face in the first photo, right????
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IT’S NOT PURELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wails*
*throws arms in air*
*runs away*
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Judging by the pictures you posted, I think I’m a fan of Erin Cline too 🙂
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It looks like she’s got another movie out there called “Web-cam” or “Cam-Girl”……
…..I’m going to try and find it…. for posterity…..
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Is the chick on the right Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
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YES!!! GOOD EYE!!!!
Holla back atcha, bitch!
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Dischargin’ in yo eye, bitch!!
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MY EYE!! MY FUCKING EYE!!!
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Wait, this film won 26 awards? Someone’s on crack, and I’m not talking about the fat guys crack, either. She better wash that stuff off, or her eye will seal shut ;D
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I’m pretty surprised by all of those awards… I’m also surprised that this actually showed no actual boobs… someone get her a hanky!!!
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A movie about sex, with no boobs, go figure. Its like all those vampire movies with no blood.
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I mean – who has sex with their bra on??
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And someone better get you a hanky, too! No boobs 😦 …
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Luckily I can always drop back to my Under the Skin post if things run dry….
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Pappy!!
Nice going on the nice table you created there!
Kidney
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Kidney!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THANKS!!!!
Pappy
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Gee. Thank you so much for putting that screen grab together for us BEYOTCH! ; )
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Sup, Hooker???
I report on all that is good to report!!!
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Perverted attitudes and devious natures …. Are they talking about the proby men?
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WHAT??? Do I need to take exception to this comment?????
#nope
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Nope not at all!
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Worst. Title. Ever.
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Almost as bad as “Isaacs Picture Conclusions”!!
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Omg. That IMDb synopsis could be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Was the director the writer, too? Because it sounds like that would make sense. Lol. Also, special posts??? That’s exciting!!!
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YEP!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of special posts, I hope you like!!
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…You’re referring a certain movie for a certain special post that is a collaboration between two very awesome Probies? …Or is this something else? Lol.
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Well, this reference was to something else between two Probies but I look VERY forward to the other things 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Wait a tick, do u mean that was the actual synopsis on IMDb? And that wasn’t written by Eric??!!! FTW!!! What!
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LOL – YES!!
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This looks terrible. lol.
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LOL!!
You’d HATE it!!
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Clerks meets Scream???
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HAHAHAHA!!! Beats the fuck out of me!!!!
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This looks incredible.
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Maybe…
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Dearest PSC,
PLAGUING YOU SOME MORE!!!
“HOLLA BACK ATCHA YOUNGUN BITCHES!!!” – whooooo!
I mean really. This looks dreadful. However, your table is the most awesome thing ever!
Love,
SJJBSB
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SBJSSB,
Plague me all you want! All the time!
THANK you for the love over my table!!!
Love,
GSC
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Dear SSC,
Hells yeah, you know I will!
It is most educational and descriptive!
Love,
JJB
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SJB,
LOL!!! I’ll try and remember to make another one!
Love,
ZZZZZSC
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Err, what?
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Right!
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#Baffled
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#piss
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#onit
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