I found this on iTunes a few days ago and, despite the iffy title and a movie poster I didn’t choose for this post, I watched the trailer and thought it looked good, so I rented it up and…. this is quite a deal here…. I mean, check out the IMDB synopsis written by the director:
It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha’s walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi’s eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma, and it gets a little more crazy, dangerous, insane and …
The day after I watched it I started putting together this post and couldn’t find any decent screen grabs for the movie, so I put together my own and, to address the first picture here (above), the keen eye will notice what’s on the good lady’s eye there and, if you’re confused by what’s lying there by her shoulder, I put together this fun and informative graphic regarding this movie….:
And for real, this hooker is all: “HOLLA SLUT!! I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ STINK MY STINK HOLE UP IN YO SHIZ! WHOOP WHOOP!! BUST IT, SKANK TWAT!!”
And bitch is all: “DID YO JUST FART?? CHECK OUT MA TITTIES!! I’M GOIN’A FUCK UP SUM HOS UP IN MA SNATCH JIZZZZZZZZ!! FUCK YA LATERZ! AW SNAP!”
But there are some cool bits to it too… like the scene where this lady goes crawling for her survival:
But, I think, in the end, if you watch this, you’re either going to be the chick on the left or the chick on the right. It’s kind of good in some places and kind of shit in others so I’ll report back that I liked it OK but never need to see it again. I’m all about supporting independent film and these guys making money off of their product but, this probably ISN’T worth the money to rent and I would just watch it for free when these guys have their cable money.
I really did like this Erin Cline lady (on the left). The dialogue she had to go about was suspect but I think we could see her do some good things in the future. I think that’s about it for this one.
HOLLA BACK ATCHA YOUNGUN BITCHES!!!
AND WITH THAT – LOOK FOR A VERY SPECIAL SERIES OF POSTS STARTING TOMORROW!!!