I know my man Cage has made some shitty movies lately – or – for a long time now, but I still love the guy. I’m not sure why this movie exists but I watched it anyway and – sure – I liked it OK. I thought it was better than Bangkok Dangerous and those Ghost Rider movies and whatever that one was where he was a wizard or something – oh – and the misery that exists as The Wicker Man. I also know that no one else will probably like it buy hey… what can I say? This is a revenge movie that has lines like:
Cage: We’re going to have to go deep…
Other Guy: How deep?
Cage: How deep is Hell?
And:
Cage: Someone pull this corn out of my asshole!! NOW!!!
But I thought it was all right and there’s actually a twist at the end that I didn’t see coming. So…. *shrugs*
Anyway – here’s a little piece I put together for this thing:
And, you know, the other day I got home from work and found a strange envelope in my mailbox. I figured it was some sort of poison from Brian (but there was no return address and the postage stamp was strangely greased out) so I took it outside, put on my Beekeeper suit and opened it up. This is what was inside:
SO – who can deny fan mail like that??? Here you go lady!!!
Love,
Isaacs
Random as always. Funny stuff.
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Thank you!
#NoBees
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‘RACHEL NICHOLS BOOBS’ best tag ever 😀
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HA HA HA!!!! I love it!
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Yeah it’s too bad she’s not a better actress, she’s super hot, even when she’s painted green.
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I agree – I think her best bit is in The Woods…
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Eric, that was really kind of you giving Rachel Nichols a shout out in your blog. I am sure she appreciated the publicity. #TrueGent
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I do cater to my fans!
#RachelNicholsBoobs
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I don’t know…. I don’t like Nicholas Cage…. besides I don’t know where to put him…. he’s not good-looking enough to be a matinee idol, and not tough looking enough to be an action star. Ex. of an actor who is both… Tom Cruise.
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM what do we do now???
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“I was just about to nut, fuckface”
I want this to be my family motto forever!
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Wait… it’s NOT????
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I want fan mail like that, dammit. *pouts*
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OH REALLY?????????
*thinks*
*makes note*
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Pappy
Cage wins all the contests for epic facial expressions, no matter the quality of his acting every now and again.
loved the post!
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Kidney!!
HA HA HA!! YES!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Pappy
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The words “rage” and “Cage” go together with love and marriage, it possibly a horse and carriage.
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Kind of like “Tits and “IPC”??
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Or tits and ass.
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Perfect!
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I think IPC and BOOB go together more nicely… 🙂
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I’m going to allow this.
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I think I’d rather watch every Anne Hathaway movie ever than this. ; )
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#BurningPassion
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Howard the Duck needs to be in the next shitcom please! I don’t think I have ever seen the term “unshucked ear of corn” ever, I mean like ever in a blog post. But who knows, it probably lives somewhere else on your site. 🙂 You know what I noticed ever since you posted your Wicker Man post.. I keep seeing it on HBO and Showtime. WTF!!!!!
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I’ll do my best!!!
LOL – the new one or the old one?? The old one is fun! the new one is bullshit.
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The new one! I don’t know why it is always on. What the hell!
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SCREW THAT!!!!!
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I think what surprises me the most from this post is the revelation that you are in ownership of a beekeeper’s outfit. And I think that is amazing.
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Um……….. who isn’t???
#amiweird
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Look at you getting fancy celeb mail. You’re going up in the world 🙂
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Who can argue with the quality of that letter???
#score
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Dearest Chop,
Rage with Cage, eh? Not bad 😉 Yeah, he has been bringing out some really bad movies, but then there are always the old ones that were great. Oh well… very touch and go.
Oh Meester IPC!! What a letter! How could you not oblige her? 😉
Love,
SSBJB
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JSSBJC,
CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE SHE SENT ME SOMETHING?????????
*swoons*
*faints*
*pees*
Love,
PSSC
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Dearest PSC,
I can! That is like the most awesome news EVER!!
Love,
JJB
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Fairest JJB,
WINNING!!!!!
Love,
SSC
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I came for The Cage. Then I came because of Rachel Nichols.
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My job here is done!
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And I’m at work! Best grab my change of clothes from the break room.
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You better clean up that spooge before someone slips!
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Nope. Im just going to sit in it until 5.
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OH!! OK!! I figured you just jizzed on the break room linoleum like usual….
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OSHA hazard!
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Nicholas Cage. Is. To Die For.
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Amen, Baby!!!
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I know he’s often crap, and often in crap films but for some reason, I just love Nicolas Cage. Even at his worst, he’s usually 100 times more entertaining than a lot of actors.
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You and me both, lady!!!
We’re meant to be!
#Cagies
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#nobees
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#NoFuckingBees
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Haha I wondered if you were gonna watch this one! I’m sure your bro Nicholas Cage is…erm…fantastic in it. Hahaha. Now who is this lady and why is her spelling complete shit?? 😉
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Hey you!!
I dig my man, Cage! Always have and always will. H.I., baby!!!! “You ate SAND??”
Love EReek
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