I know my man Cage has made some shitty movies lately – or – for a long time now, but I still love the guy. I’m not sure why this movie exists but I watched it anyway and – sure – I liked it OK. I thought it was better than Bangkok Dangerous and those Ghost Rider movies and whatever that one was where he was a wizard or something – oh – and the misery that exists as The Wicker Man. I also know that no one else will probably like it buy hey… what can I say? This is a revenge movie that has lines like:
Cage: We’re going to have to go deep…
Other Guy: How deep?
Cage: How deep is Hell?
Cage: Someone pull this corn out of my asshole!! NOW!!!
But I thought it was all right and there’s actually a twist at the end that I didn’t see coming. So…. *shrugs*
Anyway – here’s a little piece I put together for this thing:
And, you know, the other day I got home from work and found a strange envelope in my mailbox. I figured it was some sort of poison from Brian (but there was no return address and the postage stamp was strangely greased out) so I took it outside, put on my Beekeeper suit and opened it up. This is what was inside:
SO – who can deny fan mail like that??? Here you go lady!!!