TO: “HIPSTER WITH A WHISKER”
Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for taking the time to read my thoughts on WET, HOT, AMERICAN SUMMER. I would also like to thank you for taking the time to comment on that post! In case you have forgotten, the comment read as such:
Again, thank you. But was there a need to call me a “dummy dum”?? I’m sure a lot of people think I suuuuuuuuck, but…. a “dummy dum”??? Was that really necessary?? I’ve been called many things in my life but never a “dummy dum”. Shithead, Piece of Shit, Sack of Shit, Idiot, A Chop, Meathead, Horse’s Ass, Shitheel, Shitbird, Mother Fucker, Asshole, Fuck Face, Erack of the Deracks, Boss, The Great Montana Jumping Spider, Eekah, Penis Millenis Millennium Falcon, Hillbilly, EJ, Sugar Lips, Big Sexy, Easy E, Sleezy E and someone even told me once that I had a Wee Boabby, but never a Dummy Dum.
Are you referring to my intelligence or the fact that I didn’t care for this mediocre movie. I didn’t find any of it very humorous, really, and felt like it was a big waste of time. Maybe that’s just not my type of humor. I like things like RAISING ARIZONA and TOP SECRET. And, for some reason, I even enjoyed that THIS IS THE END movie even though I don’t really like those guys whatsoever.
Oh well, I guess we just will have to disagree here.
P.S. Do you need to borrow my razor?