TO: “HIPSTER WITH A WHISKER”
Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for taking the time to read my thoughts on WET, HOT, AMERICAN SUMMER. I would also like to thank you for taking the time to comment on that post! In case you have forgotten, the comment read as such:
dis movie is just 2 smrt for u. u r a dummy dum and dis movie be ahead of its time and shit. funniest movie ever, u suuuuuuuck
Again, thank you. But was there a need to call me a “dummy dum”?? I’m sure a lot of people think I suuuuuuuuck, but…. a “dummy dum”??? Was that really necessary?? I’ve been called many things in my life but never a “dummy dum”. Shithead, Piece of Shit, Sack of Shit, Idiot, A Chop, Meathead, Horse’s Ass, Shitheel, Shitbird, Mother Fucker, Asshole, Fuck Face, Erack of the Deracks, Boss, The Great Montana Jumping Spider, Eekah, Penis Millenis Millennium Falcon, Hillbilly, EJ, Sugar Lips, Big Sexy, Easy E, Sleezy E and someone even told me once that I had a Wee Boabby, but never a Dummy Dum.
Are you referring to my intelligence or the fact that I didn’t care for this mediocre movie. I didn’t find any of it very humorous, really, and felt like it was a big waste of time. Maybe that’s just not my type of humor. I like things like RAISING ARIZONA and TOP SECRET. And, for some reason, I even enjoyed that THIS IS THE END movie even though I don’t really like those guys whatsoever.
Oh well, I guess we just will have to disagree here.
Warmest Regards,
THE IPC
P.S. Do you need to borrow my razor?
Hahaha. Where do you find these people? You wouldn’t write this shit! (Well, I guess someone did, because it is right there in black and white, but that’s beside the point… oh well, see ya around, Erack of the Deracks!)
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HA!!! I don’t know where some of these people come from….. but they sure hate me!
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Dearest Chop,
This Hipster With A Whisker sounds like a real dummy dum.
I was crushed to see A Chop in there, but I saw other endearments. I can relax again.
Love,
JB
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Dearest JB,
Isn’t that nice???? HA!!!
Love,
C
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PSC,
I mean truly. Below the belt!
Love,
JB
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SB,
True art is NEVER appreciated!!!
Love,
GSC
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BOOM!!! Big Sexy 🙂
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That’s right, Baby!
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What a total dummy dum!
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I know I am :((((((((((((((((((
#dummy
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Not you, the whiskered individual! #whiskies #spammies
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!
#huggies
#accidentalgropies
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There’s one name you left out: “friend.”
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I’ve had it up to here with your fucking filthy mouth on my site!!!
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I hope your clit falls off, friend.
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OK – sorry but that did make me LOL
You cocksucker!
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Haha, love this! Totally in a better mood now than I was 5 minutes ago. Thank you!
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HAHAHA!!!
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a little crabby myself today…. 😦
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Personally, I think you’re more of a Poopyhead.
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A POOPYHEAD????!?!??!???!!!!
I’ll take it.
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That told him!
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Assuming it was a him!!
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#hairynipples
#shame
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I always took you for more of an assface. I guess I was off.
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No, No, You’re right. Assface it is….
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Hipster with a Whisker sounds about 12. In fact, given that he has but one whisker, he might be…
Also, you forgot “Reek.” Although I suppose that’s more of a beloved nickname than an insult. 😉
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Mistress,
Reek obeys.
Reek
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Good Reek. I’m going to buy you a candy bar.
#patshead
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Mistress,
It is not worthy of your touch. It projects fealty.
Reek
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Haters gonna hate hate hate!
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These haters ain’t no ballers!!!
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HELL NO!!!
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What a weirdo!
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I know!
What a dipshit!!
I’ve wanted to use that word all weekend!
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I like it. Let’s bring it back. #dipshit
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Let’s get this trending on Twitter.
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#dipshit
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