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Shitfest Summer 2014: Liz is ruining my life

As the winner of Shitfest Summer 2014 I wanted to write a really nice acceptance post about how my statue, who I have named Liz after the main character in Eat, Pray, Loathe, is enhancing my home but to be perfectly honest with you Liz is ruining my life. She has been absolutely nothing but trouble since she arrived in my home.

First she helped herself to more than her share of the whisky and Marlboros…

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Then she menaced the elephants that live above the fireplace.

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When that got boring she snuck into bed with Mr O.

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That made her hungry so she first ate all of Mr O’s favourite snacks.

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And when that wasn’t enough she helped herself to the trash.

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The combination of all the above ended very, very badly.

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Frankly we’ve been forced to lock her in the storage cupboard to stop her from tearing the whole flat apart.

Cara, if the offer of adopting her as a mate for Miguel still stands I’m definitely up for it but I have to warn you that you’ll have your hands full. I think she was cast in a demon forge.

54 comments

  1. Eric what do u do to these trophies that makes them go apeshit when they get to their new owner’s houses like this?

    I think if (and when) I win in the future, I’m just gonna take the cash, life is too hectic as it in without a Shitfest reminder screwing up your life moreso πŸ™‚

    Great post Abbi! πŸ™‚

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  2. LOOOOOLLLLL. Oh, Abbi. You’ve definitely got yourself a handful there. Miguel is viciously attracted to Liz…but I really, REALLY fear what might happen if we brought them together. Like, it might mark the end of days. We’d need to send them somewhere remote and nowhere NEAR either of our homes…

    Oh God. Miguel’s gone. MIGUEL’S GONE. And he left a note saying…saying he’s on his way to Liz!!!! OH GOD ABBI GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

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