As the winner of Shitfest Summer 2014 I wanted to write a really nice acceptance post about how my statue, who I have named Liz after the main character in Eat, Pray, Loathe, is enhancing my home but to be perfectly honest with you Liz is ruining my life. She has been absolutely nothing but trouble since she arrived in my home.
First she helped herself to more than her share of the whisky and Marlboros…
Then she menaced the elephants that live above the fireplace.
When that got boring she snuck into bed with Mr O.
That made her hungry so she first ate all of Mr O’s favourite snacks.
And when that wasn’t enough she helped herself to the trash.
The combination of all the above ended very, very badly.
Frankly we’ve been forced to lock her in the storage cupboard to stop her from tearing the whole flat apart.
Cara, if the offer of adopting her as a mate for Miguel still stands I’m definitely up for it but I have to warn you that you’ll have your hands full. I think she was cast in a demon forge.
I love the elephants on the mantelpiece pic!
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Unfortunately they are suffering from PTSD since Liz had a go at them.
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Ha ha 🙂
They just look as though they are genuinely running away from the award, which in turn, genuinely looks as though it’s chasing them!
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Fuck sorry, I meant to say Liz, not ‘award’
Sorry! 🙂
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She’s taken it personally and is on her way to your house.
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Noooooo! Good photo opp though 🙂
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I like the “Busted in the Sack” pic HAHAHAHA!!
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Mr O has some serious explaining to do!
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Love it!
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😄
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You would!!!!! Innuendo heaven 🙂
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You know it, lady!
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I do! I do!
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Happy birthday, trophy! Instead of a gift, I sent money to your friend so they could buy a house.
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Hahahahaha! I love it!
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Reblogged this on Where The Wild Things Are and commented:
Some of you will remember that I was recently the winner of Shitfest Summer 2014. Find out what my life has been like since I received my trophy over at the IPC…
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THANKS ABBI!!! This turned out GREAT!!
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You are so welcome. It was a lot of fun to set up!
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Awesome!
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Liz is running amok! I wish you good luck in dealing with this shiny terror!
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I think I need to tone back my evil a little when creating these creatures…..
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Throw it back into the fires of Mordor in which it was forged!
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Who will be my circle of companions? Volunteers needed!
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Or…… my evil basement…..
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She’s a nightmare. I might need an exorcist.
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The power of Christ compels [Liz]!
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There is no Liz. Only Zuul.
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What a bitch.
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DAMN STRAIGHT!!
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Ain’t that some shit!
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You got that right!
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Eric what do u do to these trophies that makes them go apeshit when they get to their new owner’s houses like this?
I think if (and when) I win in the future, I’m just gonna take the cash, life is too hectic as it in without a Shitfest reminder screwing up your life moreso 🙂
Great post Abbi! 🙂
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I spice them up with pure evil. And the blood of nineteen virgins.
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Where did you find 19 virgins??
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IT WASN’T FUCKING EASY!!!
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That’s what she said.
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Yes.
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I think it’s some Chucky style Child’s Play voodoo shit!
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LOL, this is brilliant!
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Thank-you!
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Oh man, this post was a goodie! I loved the pics of her sneaking into bed with Mr O, and the Marlies and whisky shot!
So… Liz is evidently not looking to centre her life just yet…?
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This. Is fantastic.
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😄
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Hahaha! Brilliant! Liz sounds like a nightmare! However, I’d still rather live with her than the character she’s named after… 🙂
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You make an excellent point!
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That Liz!! She is a biatch! I can’t believe she moved in on Mr.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She is a dirty, dirty ho!
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LOOOOOLLLLL. Oh, Abbi. You’ve definitely got yourself a handful there. Miguel is viciously attracted to Liz…but I really, REALLY fear what might happen if we brought them together. Like, it might mark the end of days. We’d need to send them somewhere remote and nowhere NEAR either of our homes…
Oh God. Miguel’s gone. MIGUEL’S GONE. And he left a note saying…saying he’s on his way to Liz!!!! OH GOD ABBI GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!
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This Liz. No more Abbi… only Liz.
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AW GAWD NO!!! ABBI COME BAAAAACK!!!
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I’ve never seen a trophy misbehave in such a way before!
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That bitch be cray! On 8 Jul 2015 14:14, “Isaacs Picture Conclusions” wrote: > >
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