WOW – just LOOK at that BEAUTIFUL movie poster I made!! CLASSY!!!!
Today’s the BIG DAY!!! The moment that TWO people have been waiting for!!! WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grab your popcorn, your hot dogs, your taffy and a jug of whiskey and sit back to feel physical pain as you watch my movie. Spielberg better watch his ass – cuz I’m coming! Wait. What?
#shame
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HERE YOU GO!!!
The song is called “Lotion” and it is by a band called Greenskeepers. All rights reserved to them.
Greenskeepers – I don’t make any money off of this blog so you can’t sue me because I don’t have shit. Hopefully some people hear your song and they go buy it.
Dearest PSC,
It would love some tea and crumpets now, with a side order of those wicked cool most awesome shades!
Love,
JJB
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Dear JJB,
THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE HELP!!!!!! You are the star!!
Love,
EI
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Dear PSC,
Anytime, you know it!
Love,
JBSB
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SJB,
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
Love,
ISC
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Bravo!!! I was like wait is that… ZOE!!!!! Awesome!!
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t she special????
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She is we love her and she is our little proby!
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YEP!!!
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😀 Glad you enjoyed it lady!
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Cameo of the year!!
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never figured that Luke would be as creepy as Buffalo Bill.
This doesn’t surprise me at all that this is what you would do as a rebuttal 🙂
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UM – Luke is CREEPIER than Buffalo Bill…. HELLO!
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Nice moves sweetie! I love you! Xoxo
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!
You won the Booby Prize!! (me)
I love you!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Surprise guest appearance by a unicorn!!! Amazing!
That is some sassy dancing, my friend.
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Who would have expected that, right??
Thanks for looking out here today, Smash!!!
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An absolute masterpiece. I especially love the hats! Excellent job EI!
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THANKS ANNA!!!!!!!!
#MasterpieceTheaterHereICome
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Absolutely Brilliant … Although, now I’m in the mood for some tea and crumpets!
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THANK YOU!!!!
You should go treat yourself to some, Chop Chop!!
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I think I just might 😉
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Wonderful!
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God, I am so moist right now. What a surprise to see our little Zoe in there too!
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Moist?????
Worst word ever…..
I know – isn’t that a great cameo??
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Yeah, that might very well be my breakout role!
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A star was born!
#LetsDoMoreOfThese 🙂
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#youknowit
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#wickedawesome
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Hahaha. I never knew it was possible to so vividly capture my life on film. That song is stuck in my god damn head now haha. It was the smile while dancing that made this for me.
Also, loved a Zoe cameo and the ‘post-credits’ scene I am very fond of lol. Excellent work.
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YES YES YES YES YES!
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That song is dangerous. It will plague you for days!
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WEEKS even…….!!
#ItReads
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The train scene was a thing of beauty. Bravo
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I knew YOU’D like that!
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Ever wondered what it would be like to be the stalker for a change? Well, courtesy of The IPC, some research was done on the matter, head on over for a preview of the findings!
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THANKS JB!!!!!!
Love,
ISC
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This, my friend, is a thing of beauty. I especially like the touch of British and steampunk elements!
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THANK YOU MIDTY!!!
#Totes
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This, my friend, is a thing of beauty. I especially like the British and steampunk elements!
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Please explain to me the meaning of the trains. I don’t get it!!! Is that symbolic somehow? What does it all MEAN????!!!!
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UMMMMMMMMMMMM…….. don’t you have one of those things they call “kids”???
#ABabyLookedAtMeToday
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Quit scaring small children!!! And I’m still confused by the trains! And what’s with the unicorn?? Are you actually a replicant?!
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This was Ipes’ attempt at being Terrance Malick…..
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HA! I don’t remember the pelvic thrust in any of Malick’s films… 😉
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That’s because it was so subtly interspersed with long cuts of blades of grass, birds moving, and people staring at each other in silence
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Haha that song is creepiest thing. Haha Lotion and those dance moves 😀
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I’ve got an even creepier song on the drawing board for the Tim Film Guy video… 🙂
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I don’t even want to think about what you’ve picked. Giving me nightmares 😦
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Dear Ipes,
Send this tape in to America’s Got Talent.
Or you too, shall find yourself having to don a sadness blouse.
Regards,
(B)itch
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Itch,
I like Itch better…
Sincerely,
Ipes
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Dear Ipes,
I don’t. It’s too innocent-sounding.
Cordially, (B)itch
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(B)Itch and ISC,
Sadness blouses all round!!!!!
Love,
JJB
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(B)itch and IJB,
You got it, lady!!!!!
#SadnessBlouses
Love,
PSC
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I seriously need a new one. The damn thing ripped in the back from the last time I tried putting this on for Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Damn those seams!!!!
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😦 😦 Noooooooo. I am sure there are enough sadness blouses to be found, or are you getting picky now too?
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This is the one isn’t it!! Video won’t play at the mo arghhhhhhhh
The problem is my end 😦
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FIX IT FIX IT!!!!!!
😦
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It’s just been slow and crap, I will watch it when I get home (approx. 4.5 hours) promise!!!!! 🙂
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WOOOO HOOOOO!
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Lol. You may wish you’d never watched it…. 😉
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How did you get Chris Hemsworth to star in this?
You have a big house.
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It’s all about who knows who and who blows who and all of that shit.
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Absolutely bizarre and brilliant. Loved the trains! Do you live near there?
Well done JB too, excellent cameo. Loved the song. In fact what bad can you say? NOTHING that’s what.
Excellent, loved it!! 🙂 🙂
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Nope – don’t live by there : ) I live in the middle of America : )
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It didn’t look like a real life place! I don’t know why.
Are you going to do more? And just WHO is your Luke Abbott alter ego?
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I sure am – I’m already starting pre-production on the next video : )
I’m confused by the second question
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I may have this wrong but that was you starring as someone called Luke Abbott? I must be wrong..! Sorry 🙂
I’m still really looking forward to the next one! Maybe I’ll even understand this one!
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Yep! That was me : ) Luke is the Oracle of Film – I thought I’d seen you out there before….Here’s the source material:
http://oracleoffilm.com/2014/04/17/the-oracle-returns/
there’s also this 🙂
http://oracleoffilm.com/2014/09/09/the-ipc-the-movie-trailer/
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What the fuck, no I had no clue!! I didn’t even get that. And I still enjoyed it. ha ha 🙂
Will do some research on this oracle chap 🙂
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Ha ha ha!!! We were going to do some filming today but my cameraman got busy…
🙂
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That is some damn fine locomotive footage.
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Ha ha ha ha!!! Hey!! Nice to hear from you!!!!
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Fate brought me back here just so I could watch that delicious video. Much lurve to you and your hat. ❤
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Fate it is, then!! I hope you’re doing OK over there!! ❤ ❤
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Zoë was jy die askent coach? Luke klink half soos ‘n dronk Durbanite in hierdie storie!
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I’m trying to translate this in my mind….
#itmightnotbepgrated
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Sjoe, laat ek weet maar ek’s hier! LOL! Ja, klink omtrent reg! 😛
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WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS???? Are you ladies talking behind my back????
Love,
ei
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Naturally we are!
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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#googletranslate
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#LOL
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That was pretty awesome great job Eric! The whole time I kept thinking I bet he burned a lot of calories making this video, this could be a new workout vid for sure. Ok let’s think from a cinematic point of view, it was a beautifully made film. Those glasses reminded me of Johnny Depp in that Willy Wonka movie, thus you are like Tim Burton, you have created a masterpiece! The camera angles, the hand held footage, wow… cannot wait to see what the IPC does next. I think they are premiering this at the Cannes Film Festival? #teaandcrumpets
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HAHAHAHA!!! You rock, Melissa!!!!
We’re putting the finishing touches on our next video!!!
Just so you know – you heard it here first!!! it’s going to be the Luke Abbott Deleted Scenes!!!
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You’re welcome!! Work has been kicking my ass but I plan on coming back later and catching up!! Need my IPC fix!
Ohhh can’t wait to see what you have in store. 🙂
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LOL COME BACK TO ME!!!
LOL – we have some good stuff in store HAHAHAHA
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OMG WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giantess, I don’t recall how this war between you and Luke started, but I am so, so glad it did. You two are producing to seriously Oscar-worthy material here. And a guest appearance from Zoe!!!! I was so thrilled to see that!!!!
MORE PLZ. 😀
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
I have SO been waiting for you to get here!!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I have a new one coming up soon – just need to film one more scene and do some editing!!
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CANNOT. WAIT.
#brilliantproby
#Oscars
#loveitsomuch
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Gosh, rather late than never I suppose lol, but yes… some great movie material coming around out here, right?! 😀
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It’s the truth!!!
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Nothing but the truth at The IPC!!!
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And again with the hiccups! You’ve got serious moves my friend! 🙂 And Spielberg had so better watch out! I also loved the unicorn and Zoe’s cameo. I am now more than ever convinced you could make an awesome Amityville movie!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
#giggles
#gotgroove
#unicorns
#loveeric
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Ha ha ha!!! Thanks sweet Kim!!! There’s another one under that – the deleted scenes but it doesn’t have any music to it. YouTube was a real bitch using that song…..
#smoothmoves
#sweetestkim
#illstartworking
#onascript
#foripcamityville
Love!
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You’re a true renaissance man! You continually amaze me! 🙂
#cantwait
#foramityville
#morehugs
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You got some serious moves buddy.
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LOL
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Satrap would be proud of some of those moves.
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HA!!!!!!!
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We could form a dancing duo. The ladies would love it.
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Heh heh heh!
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You don’t think it would work?
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Well – maybe?
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We’d make a great team.
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You’d need a naught stage name though.
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