This movie sucked. It tried WAY to hard to be cute and catchy and trendy and avant garde and cool and hip and retro-stylish and it just came across as trying WAY TOO FUCKING hard. You’ve seen this exact same thing in almost EVERY Elmore Leonard adaptation but this time you get Will Forte with a moustache, Isla Fisher in a bikini and 70s panties and Tim Robbins looking like a fucking vampire. I hated this movie as much as I hated Trucker Hats, Planking, Tebowing and The Macarena. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
P.S. I like Mos Def but I can barely understand a word that comes out of his mouth sometimes.
P.P.S. Since this post was not much of anything let’s see if I can get something better out this afternoon. Well – not necessarily better – since I have set the bar pretty low for future generations of people writing about movies – but – something else.
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Dear Chop,
This just sounds like it didn’t work for you on any level!
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
It didn’t. I fucking hated it SO much. 😦 😦 O _ o
Don’t do it!!!
Love,
GSC
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Dearest PSC,
You know I will skip it!
Love,
JBSB
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ISB,
You’ve made the right decision today.
Love,
SSC
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PSC,
Don’t I always??
#ignore2010elmstreet
#ignoreunderthebed
#ignoremama
#ignoregodzilla
#ignorepacificrim
Love,
JJB
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SBJB,
Yes, yes you do.
#checkthisout
https://isaacspictureconclusions.com/most-unclean/
Love,
ISC
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SSC,
I am familiar with that list, I have gone over it a few times. Looks terrible!
Love,
JJB
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SBJB,
Fucking miserable shit there!!!
#painandmisery
Love,
GSPC
P.S. It has placed Its order.
#NOES
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Dear ISCC,
Pffff, really now.
I can’t wait for both these projects… too excited!
Love,
JJB
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ISB,
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!
Love,
IC
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I actually wanted to watch this … Might wait for blu-ray :p
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Well – if you check it out – I hope you like it……..
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Why is Yasiin Bey (formerly known as Mos Def) in lowercase letters while everyone else is in caps? Seems racist.
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I didn’t make the poster so you can’t blame THIS on me….
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BULLSHIT
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Yes. Yes you are.
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I know you designed that poster and I’ll prove it.
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Good luck with that, you cocksucker!!!
By the way – I hereby give you your new nickname:
B-bola
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That name will go viral!
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BAM!
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That’s that for Life of Crime.
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Amen and Rest In Peace.
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Pappy!!!
I find that way too many Jennifer Aniston movies are meh these days. She needs some inspiration or acting skills or something.
Kidney
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Kidney!!!!
I can’t disagree with you , my dear Kidney!!
Pappy
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Wait. Are you saying you disliked this? 😉 Aww – I like Mos Def. Oh well. Doubt I’d ever bother with this one!
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I did not like this at all.
#posterior
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It looks kind of annoying from the poster.
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It is!!! All the way through!!
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I can imagine!! Especially bottom left hand bloke who I’m sure was Pete Bottom in From Dusk till Dawn.
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Yeah I am a massive Mos Def/yasiin bey fan, but I agree he is often mad hard to understand. In my mind, you are always wearing a trucker hat. Don’t you live in a swamp somewhere in Louisiana? Thought all you swamp dudes wore trucker hats? I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
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No, sir. I live in the middle of America where people like me wear tee shirts, denims and cross training shoes. My friend wore a trucker hat once and I wanted to bitch slap it the fuck of of his head. But I’m a gentleman….
BTW – yesterday I got drunk and ate the hottest fucking pickle I’ve ever had. I got dizzy and almost passed out.
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Haha. This is awesome. Sounds like you had a good day.Hot pickles sound fun. We don’t have them here.
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Really?? I wonder if I can send some over there…?
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I’m sure if you really tried you could. Send some beer with them. Not Pabst Blue Ribbon though. I discovered you can actually buy that shit over here. Bought some because you said it was the greatest American beer ever brewed… tasted like arse.
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You drank Pabst???? Gross. That goes for, like, 6 bucks for 24 here….
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Think it cost me like 4 bucks for one can. Stupid expensive imported beer.
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You got fucking ripped off my friend!
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I also don’t think the post office will ship liquids out of here. Let me look into the matter…
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Hey man, I didn’t love this either. I’ll say this though, it was 10 times better than Gone Girl. This was just kind of nothing, like background muzak. Gone Girl was heinously awful, Fincher is officially a must-avoid filmmaker at this point – and Reznor’s plauding faux Eno music as wallpaper score made it even worse. (for me) 🙂 Although the early 20s crowd sitting behind us seemed to love it. Maybe if I hadn’t read the book and had no idea what was going to happen it may have been a little more interesting. 2 1/2 hours – just crazy – a lot of story to tell, for sure, but it didn’t need to be that long. (I digress) – I like Mos Def in this – didn’t realize that was who it was – just knew he was the only character I liked. Cheers
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Uh oh – we may go DOWN HARD!!!!! on Gone Girl… I actually liked it but thought it was way too fucking long…. I didn’t really pay any attention to the music….
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As I said on my review, it’s just an extremely poor relation to Out of Sight isn’t it.
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YEP!!!!!!
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Sounds blah, dude. I’m sorry.
I’ve never even heard of this one before. I’ll just keep ignoring it. Nice work!!!
#atleastyougottoseeislafisherinabikini
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I think you’re making a good call there!
#iwouldnevercomplainaboutthat
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