Here we go with another anthology… I like these things because it’s always good to see a bunch of filmmakers trying out new stuff even if some of it is rather shitty… I remember just being SO SO about the first one, which you could check out HERE if you liked. I even started watching that again one day when I was bored out of my brain but couldn’t get past the F is for Fart segment. But anyway, I was still excited for this and went into it open minded and the first bit – A is for Amateur was absolutely brilliant! I already forgot what “B” is about but it was OK and then I liked “C”. My favorite of all has to be this one:
M is for Masticate – and, while this skips fart smelling and jacking off, it was OK enough but still hit or miss. At least there wasn’t any of this fucking bullshit:
The segment from the guys who did BIG BAD WOLVES was pretty good too:
But the whole movie could have used a little more of that. And by “that” I, of course, mean this:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah….. I don’t think anyone wants to sit around reading my thoughts on 26 separate short stories, so here are the notes I took on them and, if you need me to translate anything, just let me know:
LOVE your notes and way of summarising this. Might copy it and do the same……can I use this as a joint one and just have a shit load of photos of notes? 😉
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LOL sure, you copying bastard….
: )
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Beloved SSC,
I love those notes, definitely tells me a lot about it 🙂 I never saw the first, and I still don’t think I will be rushing for this one.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
I’m just glad you could actually read them HAHAHAHAHA!!!
LOL
Love,
Chicken Scratch SC
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Kindest, Chicken Scratchiest SSC,
You know it! Had a good laugh!
Love,
JJB
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ISB,
Then my work here is done!!
Love,
CSSC
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Great notes, I for one can’t wait to see this, I know I’m gonna love the shit outta it!
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LOL thanks!! You’ll definitely love a couple of them… that last one was just fucking gross….
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Is that “J – Weird, Dong” or “J – Weird Dong”? And does the J stand for Johnson?
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J is for Jesus and it’s “Weird, Dong” because it was just plain weird and you see a dong. And the dong gets electrocuted. Just a typical day in New Jersey.
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Smoke that skinwagon.
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Exactly.
Jerk that Pistol.
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Is THIS what you mean by THAT? THAT is fantastically THIS… Love the notepad reviews and very curious about X because it will give you nightmares…unless it’s just a naked flat-chested woman, which I know would give you nightmares, and depresssion 😀
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HAHAHAHA!!! Yes….!
X is for Xylophone and it’s all there, brother!
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Nice review. But… Um… Nah. 🙂
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You should at least watch M is for Masticate – it’s only about three minutes long…
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Z was my favorite short out of the bunch. That shit was jaw-dropping.
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That one was pretty good too! Disgusting but good!
Did you like Amateur?
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Yeah I really liked it. Huge fan of E.L. Katz, though. Cheap Thrills was brilliant.
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LOL. I love your notes!!! That’s hilarious. I’ve kinda been curious about these movies. Worth a shot, then?
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I think so – some of the shorts are good and some are atrocious but they’re good time killers….
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Nice work Isaacs. I was with you on the first one. A few awesome ones, but way too many that were just utter garbage (L for Libido is still probably worst thing I have seen in a film). I will probably check this out sometime. Might get some Pabst. Looks like a Pabst kind of film.
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Thanks Tim! I know – that Libido thing was awful…. UGH
HMMMM with the Pabst. Have you tried Elephant? I think that’s what it’s called….
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