Here we are again….. I had a lot of fun with the first two Expendables movies. They were loud and stupid and tons of shit blew up and there was lots of blood and mayhem. When I found out they pussied it up and made this PG-13 I was really disappointed but we gave it a shot anyway. This starts off ridiculous and just gets worse and then they get rid of the old team for some stupid reason and bring in a bunch of twenty somethings. I got bored with all of that pretty quick and paused the thing. When I went back to finish it a couple of days later my rental had expired and I was all “fuck it” – kind of like what Stallone must have said while making this movie.
On March 5th of 2013, my friend and I posted our own version of The Expendables 3. It’s a quick read and, I think, hysterical. I would only love it if the Newer Most Beloveds would give it a look. You can check it out HERE.
Speed 2 was TERRIBLE.
If you want to see what our man John Lincoln had to say about this movie for SHITFEST – check it out HERE.