Here we are again….. I had a lot of fun with the first two Expendables movies. They were loud and stupid and tons of shit blew up and there was lots of blood and mayhem. When I found out they pussied it up and made this PG-13 I was really disappointed but we gave it a shot anyway. This starts off ridiculous and just gets worse and then they get rid of the old team for some stupid reason and bring in a bunch of twenty somethings. I got bored with all of that pretty quick and paused the thing. When I went back to finish it a couple of days later my rental had expired and I was all “fuck it” – kind of like what Stallone must have said while making this movie.
On March 5th of 2013, my friend and I posted our own version of The Expendables 3. It’s a quick read and, I think, hysterical. I would only love it if the Newer Most Beloveds would give it a look. You can check it out HERE.
Speed 2 was TERRIBLE.
If you want to see what our man John Lincoln had to say about this movie for SHITFEST – check it out HERE.
Dearest PSC,
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Yeah, still haven’t seen the first two, either. Meh. Not in too much of a hurry.
Luke finally put up his drunk quiz. At least you will have something to watch this morning 😛
Love,
JJB
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Dearest PJJB,
Those first two are mindless fun but you have to like shit like that – they definitely have a niche.
LOL – that quiz is hysterical!
Love,
SSC
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Dearest Chop,
I do love some mindless fun on occasion. One day I will watch these…
It was classic, as always.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest PJB,
Speed 2 is TERRIBLE. DON’T DO IT!!!!
Love,
ISC
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Dear Chop,
I did it once, as a kid. It sucked. A lot.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest PJBSB,
: (
Love,
Mince Mate SC
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I’m getting all kinds of love this week. I dig it.
On E3: I remember hearing Bruce Willis wanted millions and Sly said no so Bruce said he wouldn’t do it. I remember thinking that Willis was being stupid.
But now it makes sense. He probably read the script said “Oh hell no! If you want me to do this piece of crap you need to pay me a loooooooot of money.”
The smartest guy is the guy who talked his way out of being in it.
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And that’s all you’re going to get until I get past second base……
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And you would have if you remembered that you can’t steal home from second base.
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SHIT!
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have never subjected myself to any of the movies in this trilogy. I feel like Bruce Willis and am quite happy about that 🙂
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LOL – I had fun with the first two!
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The last half an hour of ‘The Expendables 3’ is actually pretty kick-ass, it’s a shame your rental expired!
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Really?? Well, shit! I’ll have to finish it when it’s out for free!
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Just watched Speed 1 on cable last week… we have a dvd copy of it, and you bet, I can watch it over and over again. Not to mention Keanu Reeves is in it. He’s my BF in my dreams. ( don’t judge me ) Sandra Bullock is also one of my favs. ( I loved her in While You Were Sleeping, ) Win-win. But Speed 2……. Sandra, why ?
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You know, I actually watched Speed for the first time ever earlier this year and I really liked it. So I gave Speed 2 a shot and boy did it suck. What a joke!
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Speed is the PERFECT action film. That is all.
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EOM
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EOM? Is that like a UFO?
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LOL
End of Message
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Pappy!!
I have the first two but haven’t seen it yet. LOVE good action movies, so am excited. Sad to hear this one was sucky!
Kidney
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Kidney!!
I quite liked the first two for being big dumb action movies! I bet you like them but don’t expect too much!
Pappy
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The drop in quality between Speed 1 and Speed 2 is shocking 😀
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Absolutely – especially considering it was by the same dude…..
#whatthefuck
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Stallone don’t give a crap! He is a true #balla!
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He don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
LOL
#oldschoolballer
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Nope not even one fck!
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Not even ONE!!
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I’ve never seen any of the Expendables movies OR the Speed movies. I might check out the originals at some point, but…I’ma skip these two. Nice work, Probemeister!!!
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GOOD CALL, CARA GALE!!!!!
Thank you!!
#longdistancehugs
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You will watch Speed, Cara. You will. Yes, you will. 😉
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Speed is pretty good – despite the premise….
DO IT CARA GALE!
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I only like certain action movies and Speed is one of them. It’s just “fun”. 🙂
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You’re just fun!!
Wait.. what????
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I am! 🙂
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Pure speculation!
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Is that like a Speed quote…or are you just being kind of creepy…? *puts on foil helmet a la Signs for fear of mind control*
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I think this person is always kind of creepy….
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Hehe. It’s more like ALMOST a Wayne’s World quote…. 😉 #youwillwatchspeedohyesyouwillwatchspeed #butfirstyouwillwatchstandbymeasthatismuchmuchbetter
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#iwillseewhaticando
#dontbrainwashmeplz
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#illprotectyou
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Cara – YOU MUST WATCH SPEED! [caps lock on purpose]
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Haha noted!! It has been added to the master list. 🙂
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Could there be any more people stuffed into that Expendables poster? I’ve never seen Speed 2 though. I just can’t believe you watched both of these. You have the patience of a saint.
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LOL- isn’t that poster stupid???
It’s true –
#patiencies
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I’ve seen this!!!!!!! Oh, wait a second… No I haven’t – I don’t have a penis. 🙂
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Hi. Um. WTF? You don’t have to be able to produce ejaculate to watch these movies….
#huh
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I think one is required to understand the fascination with Sylvester Stallone… 😉
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My penis has no interest in Sylvester Stallone. What are you implying?
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I think I preferred the third Expendables film to the first two. The final action set piece — as well as the truck chase at the beginning — is actually pretty good compared to anything in 1 & 2, even with an absence of blood. The dialogue still really sucks though. The humour feels really forced, and just plain weird at times.
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I guess I really need to finish this thing.
Monkeyboy!! Come back home!
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Expendables 3 was shite until the end. The end was brilliant. I see why you turned it off, but I think you should try and finish it one day.
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Shite even??? : )
Sounds like I do need to finish it – hey – in case you missed it, you need to check out my Soulmate post – at least the bottom of it –
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I watched the first one and all I can really say is that it just wasn’t for me, so I’ll be swerving this one. As for Speed 2…? #shitonit
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#shitonit !!!!
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Gladly!
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