Hi everyone! In case you missed the announcement over the holidays while you were drinking egg nog and falling asleep in front of the fire, Or, if you live on the other side of the world, in case you missed it because you were sipping Manhattans and falling asleep by the pool, I’m now accepting submissions for SHITFEST 2015. I want to run it in February. so the earliest you could get it to me, the better (for me). Here’s the basic rules:
- The contest will run as long as the entries keep coming in
- You can write about any genre from any year as long as you think it’s a piece of shit
- Make it fun – past winners have usually been people who write differently than their normal blog
- Be creative – it doesn’t have to be an essay – you can submit art, poems, videos, pictures, etc
- You don’t have to be a blogger to submit an entry
- At then end of the contest we will vote on our favorite posts
- The winner will receive a handsome trophy cast from the bowels of hell, coded with the most perfect evil
I am also requesting ANY help in creating graphics for this thing. Banners, header, thumbnails, posting on my day off, anything will help. I can’t pay you with anything but my gooey love so there’s that.
You can look at any of the previous glorious entries at the following links to get a hint about what you might want to do or be up against:
You can see miraculous trophy acceptance speeches at these links:
To enter – send me your post (or ask general questions) at ei@theipc.me ~ I’ll accept any format as long as I can open it. If you want to load your post up with loads of pictures, that’s fine, just indicate where you want them placed in the post. I think that’s it – let me know if you have any questions. In case you missed it, here’s the trophy:
AND!!! Check out these fantastic new sidebar images from our one and only Film Grimoire!!!
Talk to you soon!!!
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Woohooo! Let’s go Shitfest!
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WHOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!
GO GO GO!!!
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I’m in, I’ll try to put something together that’s more creative than my usual garble :p
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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Dear Chop,
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I absolutely cannot wait! Love Shitfest!
PS: You still need to mail me sizes!
Love,
JJB
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Dearest PJB,
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!
Done!!
Love,
CSC
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Kindest Chop,
You are a star!
Love,
SBJB
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Warmest IPJB,
LET’S DO THIS THING!!!!
Love,
NSC
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I would love to partake in this. I can begin shitting on some flicks next week
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
*clink*
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I will win again and get a mate for Liz. Muahahaha!
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BRING IT, LADY!!
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Sorry that was Liz. She keeps breaking out of her cage.
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My Sweetest Evil Creation!
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Miguel is a little heartbroken by this. He had hoped to be that very special someone…
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Liz informs me that she is strongly considering building a “hairy yam” (I think she means Hareem) and that Miguel is most welcome.
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Miguel is intrigued. He says he will try to make room in his “very busy schedule of sowing the seeds of fear throughout the land.” His words. God he’s dramatic…
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Liz says there will always be room in her hairy yam for Miguel. I feel a bit sick.
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Oh good lord… *retches*
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My baby!!
#soproud
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Pappy!!!
I’m SO close to being done!!! #forGlory
Let me know what I can do to help!
Kidney
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Kidney!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
I’ll email you the deets on what can be done : )
Pappy
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YAAAAY!!!
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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Will try to remember to submit something for this one.
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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I like those 2015 shitfest graphics very cool. Looking forward to it!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Right, I’m gonna do my darndest to get something to you this time!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#XOXOXOXOXO
#shitfestreturns
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RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!
#xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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I’d love to participate as well! I have loads of shitty flicks/ music I can write about!
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YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!
Let me know if you have any questions : )
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Cool! There’s no deadline for this?
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Well – I want to run this in February so “sometime before then” will work – although I am not a deadline type of guy : ) : )
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Sounds good! Will make sure to send you something by then, thanks! 🙂
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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arg. I think I just watched a movie I could write some shit about
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DO IT, MY BROTHER!!
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Shit-tastic 🙂
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Pen,
You KNOW IT!!!!
Pen
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I’m a little late but I’ve been meaning to join in on the shitfest fun. Will there be another one later this year?
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