Howdy!! The other day I crawled out of my basement hole and groveled before Mistress Cara to be able to breathe fresh air and enjoy some sunlight. She reluctantly allowed me to, with the condition that I had to sit under the table and, if anyone were to attend her house, I was to be thrown back into the darkness immediately. The local government issued a Public Service Announcement and I slithered into the living room and took my place. I was able to see the television set and watched a Humphrey Bogart movie for the first time ever. While she wasn’t looking, I took some wadded up stationary from her trash can and tried to type up some quick thoughts for her Resolutions marathon. Here’s a taste:
If you’d like to see the rest of the paperwork – just click on Hep below : )
Letting you out of the basement was the best call I made all that day. Thank you so much, dearest Giantess!!!!!
#SOMUCHPROBYLOVE
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I think I just figured out where Eric’s probing fascination comes from.
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Are you not familiar with the rich history of the Probies? Ah, Luke. It is a grand origin story indeed.
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Fill me in someday
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Once upon a time in a magical land called the Twittersphere, there was a group of valiant, tweeting movie bloggers who found a terrible book by a woman apparently named Kristen Proby. This woman’s last name was so irresistible that the bloggers simply had to take the name for themselves. Henceforth, they became known as “The Probies.” And they all lived happily ever after.
…That’s the abridged version, of course. As you can imagine, there were about a dozen ninja fights, 17 car chases, and one epic romance thrown in there, too. Spoiler: the romance is between Brian of Hard Ticket to Home Video and Seth of Kloipy Speaks. Theirs is a love that makes angels weep with joy. It’s all very powerful stuff. We’re working out a movie deal with Spielberg.
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I am looking for a plot for the IPC Movie sequel…
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The IPC Movie 2: Dawn of the Probies
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IPC Movie 2: Probation.
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IPC Movie 2: Whose Hand Is On My Thigh?
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IPC Movie 2: Probed Harder
#gross
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
IPC 2: PROBE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
#yesexclamationpoints
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And nothing has ever been the same!
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You are very welcome, mistress!
#itobeys
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Nice synopsis of the probies Cara and yes that romance between Brian and Seth, it is one for the ages. I wonder who will play them in the movie version?!
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Lenny and Twiggy….
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HAHA! Totally that is them.
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Actually, I think it’s Squiggy right??
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Haha I thought that sounded a little off… just looked it up too it’s Squiggy. Ohhhh that would have been a great trivia question!
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Just wait until you see this footage….
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Oh man I can’t wait… movie of the year I am sure!
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Something of the year, that’s for sure!!
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