I REALLY liked this movie. I really liked it a LOT. The team behind this have made a couple of movie that would probably land in my top 25 – this and YOU’RE NEXT. Does anyone remember when I used to do those interviews? You should help me out on Twitter to get the director – Adam Wingard to sit down with me. He seems like he would have a good sense of humor and have a laugh at some poop questions. Anyway – this movie was super fun, bloody, funny, well shot, used practical effects and was all around a good fucking blast! I’ll watch this a LOT in my life. Shit – I might even buy it… Since it’s 2015 now, I’ll say that this is the best movie I’ve seen in 2015 so far – for reals – watch this and have fun.
This good looking fellow shows up at some house somewhere claiming to be the army buddy of the resident’s killed-in-action son. He’s charming and smooth and wins over the mother and father and other-son of the household (FYI – I’ve misspelled “and” like, five times already) but doesn’t seem to be on the good graces with the comely daughter:

#Research
@ JB: #ForScience :
So – he smooth talks his way here and there and this movie was going OK and then he and the kid brother go to a bar to confront some high school bullies and this thing starts kicking serious ass. They introduce some wicked fucking music, there’s a wicked fucking bar brawl and everything just gets more and more badass from there. Seriously, with the build up of the music and the action in that bar – I was really loving it and it never let me down after that – all the way to the very last scene and line of dialogue – I LOVED how this ended. This won’t spoil anything but #WhatTHEFuck that’s one of the best endings since ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE
Speaking of cheerleaders:
#ForScience
I love the part where the daughter makes a call to the army to ask about who this guy might be. She says his name and almost everything stops all the way to some war room somewhere where this guy stops everything and heads out to go capture Mr. Smooth calling in “ex-KGB, sharpshooters, anyone they can get their hands on”. That was a really fun sequence of events. The keen eye and fan might notice a shaven A.J. Bowen in there.
I thought this movie was excellent fun – up to and including the big high school Halloween maze finale. Good, good, good stuff! This is totally worth a rent or a buy – all the way, baby! I was talking to someone about a sequel and they didn’t think that would be necessary but I think, if the same guys did it – it could totally work. For another take on this fine piece of work, and some perviness, check out Zoe’s write up HERE.
*Applause*
Dearest PSC,
FUCK YEAH THIS MOVIE ROCKED!
Have I mentioned Eva Green is freaking HOT?? Cause she is. Very. I can totally understand your research there.
Hope you have a great Tuesday.
Love,
JJB
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PS: That bar fight! ❤
PPS: Dan Stevens without a shirt ❤
PPPS: Dan Stevens smoking ❤
PPPPS: The soundtrack ❤
PPPPPS: BROYLES! ❤
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You crack It up!
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It is pleased to hear that!
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#LowFives
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Dearest PJB,
FUCK YES IT DID!!!! I+I
I think we might have discussed this and did research out here previously. I still need to do more #research though…..
You too!!!
Love,
ISC
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Dear PSC,
There can never be too much research…
Love,
JB
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Dear SBJB,
#ResearchForever
Love,
Chop
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Nice review and I’m so glad you enjoyed this (I did too!)
I treated myself to this on Friday and I’m so glad I did – awesome movie.
So what do you reckon, it this a tongue-in-cheek movie as a lot of people think it is? I’m not sure. I think some scenes were way over the top (in a great way!) like the Halloween maze, that actually had me laughing out loud (maybe I’m sick?) when the black dude fell through the disco strips. The drama was INTENSE!
I SO AGREE with Zoe btw……..David is crazily hot and sexy and dreamy and I love him soooooo much!
In fact Zoe if you read this, did it make you giggle like a schoolgirl as well, when he came out of the shower and the music went into overdrive?!! (It did me!)
Even my brother – who I watched it with – fell in love with him a bit.
Oh and you know the little brother Luke? HOW MUCH did he look like Chloe Moretz?!! But a boy version obviously
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Yep, definitely reading this. Damn, he was delicious. When that shower door opened up, and that steam rolled out and the music built? Then he stepped out? And just stood there looking like sex on legs? And he knew it? My throat got a little stuck… couldn’t help it. I was as gobsmacked as she was…
“HOW MUCH did he look like Chloe Moretz?!!” – my other half actually looked at him and asked if he wasn’t “related to that chick from The Equalizer?”
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There were some scenes he could have BEEN Chloe Mortetz (or that “chick from the Equalizer” which I may call her from now on!!) – which is weird as she’s very pretty and he was a handsome little chap too, but they somehow had the same face?!
Anyway, on to more important matters…..David stepping out the shower. It was amazing! The music cranked, the daughter looked gobsmacked (as did we) and David just kept on smiling…………swoon!!!!
What a great movie, the more I think about it, it was just such fun. Everything about it – fun, fun, fun!
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Yes… my other half is extremely adept at remembering actors and actresses 😛 I get what you are saying, it was a little disconcerting!
You’re lucky you were watching with your brother! I had to pretend I was choking/coughing/swallowed my juice down the wrong pipe. Dammit. Watching it the second time around???? That scene still has ALL of the wow factor 😛 😛 Just saying…
#ForScience
It was a ridiculously fun movie, I am a BIG fan (and NOT just because Dan Stevens is hot – seriously, this movie has so much going for it).
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Oh that’s okay! I thought it was a cool description anyway 🙂 I have no idea if I’m even spelling her surname correctly!
I was watching it with my bro and his girlfriend so I felt a little sorry for him! But to be fair he was actually leading the ‘David appreciation’ society and called him “hot” within a few minutes of the film starting. HA!
Haha, that really made me laugh!!! Do you think you got away with it? Like you said in your review though, it’s nice to see a sexualised MAN for once. I mean there was still a hot girl in the movie, but that’s so standard no one really thinks about it. FOR ONCE we had a hot guy who was just intensely gorgeous in every stereotypical way. Yay!
I never looked at him twice in Downton Abbey and his Twitter profile picture is disappointing (not that I’ve been ‘seeking’ him out or anything…..!)
And yes, getting back on track, it was an awesome movie. So much fun, so over the top, never a dull moment, with a fantastic 80s soundtrack and pummelling of punks in an under age bar. Perfect 🙂
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That chick from The Equalizer it is then! We will all be on the same page at least.
He did?! Good for him! 😛
I don’t know, I got a very funny look. I would like to think I was super smooth and pulled it off though 😛
RIGHT?! We definitely need that more to balance out the tables! He was gorgeous, and he knew it, and he played up to that, and they made damn sure the viewers knew it. I was a fan of that. Definitely.
NEVER! Why would we DO anything like that?! I think it is might have to do with how absolutely badass, strange, menacing and off he was in this. But I think he’s a pretty hot dude, either way. Well, cuter when he has a little more weight.
Oh yeah, we were talking about The Guest…
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I could talk about David from The Guest all day!
In all honesty though it IS a great movie and anyone reading these hysterical posts of lust – this isn’t just a good movie because of David!!
It’s a GREAT movie because of him.
Only kidding, only kidding!!!
It’s a great movie in general. He just made it even greater.
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I guess I need to work on my abs….
: (
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Awwwww!!!!!!! No!
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#SitUps
: )
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Look if it makes you feel any better…..this is the delicious David when he used to be in Downton Abbey (HUGE period drama that everyone in the UK loves)……………….”nerd alert!”
http://www.dan-stevens.co.uk/content/downton-abbey-3-itv-press-pack-cast-interviews-and-photos
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That does make me feel a little better!!
#StillHaveHope
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It doesn’t make me feel any better!
What a stiff !!!!!
🙂
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SEXUAL DEVIANTS I SAY!!!
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FILTH
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YES!
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PERVERTED PENS!!!
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You bloody love it!!!!
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I… I…. UM….
YES!!!!!!!
#iwouldnthaveitanyotherway
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PERVERSION!!!!!!!!!
#research
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#pervert
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hahaha!
😀
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#SoTrue #Pen
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FILTH and SMUT!!
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WHERE?! xD
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RIGHT HERE on the hallowed and virginal, pure and chaste pages of THE IPC!!
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Pen – this movie was just fantastic!! I’m going to watch it a lot in my life!
I’m getting to these comments late but it seems I have a couple of pervs rolling around on my post today….
#pervs
< 3
Pen
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I can’t wait to watch it again too! I think I will this weekend.
Ha ha! Why…..whatever do you mean?!!
#pervs
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I might have to throw some cold water on you!!
#WarmPen
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You know I’m already cold!!! 😦
#brrrrrr
#coldpen
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It sounded like you were awful hot yesterday morning!!
#perv
#coldpen
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I still have not managed to see this, but your research is exceptional and makes me think I have waited too long to do so.
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This is a good one! A must see I say!
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I enjoyed this too … Keep a look out for Maika Monroe in ‘It Follows.’
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I can’t even WAIT to see It Follows!!
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This guy was a total nut job wasn’t he…good film, I liked it as well.
I see you did your #research on this one. Most likely in the dark?
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SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT!!!!!!!
#splurt
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I, like, actually almost went to this one.
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Why didn’t you????
#wanker
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Because… I then noticed it was from those who made You’re Next…
*hides*
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I loved this film! Adam Wingard is a director to watch 😀
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Yes sir!! I can’t believe they went and made this movie without telling me….
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Bastards!
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LOL!!
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Based on this review, I don’t think you liked this movie very much. Just sayin. Lol. Kidding! ! I’ll have to check it out!
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LOL – you silly butt!!
Sweet!! it’s a good one!
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HAHA, this post is hilariously wonderful, and now I must watch this film!
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HA!!! THANK YOU!!!!
You must!!
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I’ve all ready watched this movie 3 times. It’s so much fun and the soundtrack is killer!
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Awesome and I totally agree!!
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Didn’t realise it had the police chief from The Wire in it too! Come on!
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these are 300 dollar pants! COME ON!!!
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You’ve convinced me to watch it.
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Excellent!! It’s a good one!!
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Good lord that woman’s nipples are bright! Is she in pain?
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Just the pain of being away from me….
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Mmmm…I love cheerleaders…anywho, I’ve seen this movie around and thought it looked pretty super fun (I thought “You’re Next” was awesome too!) so now I know to definitely check it out! Thanks!
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Misty!!!!!!!
Misty – you need to see this – this is all kinds of fun – I mean this – TOTES even!!!
YAY MISTY!!!
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I’ve heard nothing but good things about this flick. Can’t wait to get my hands (and eyes) on it. Watching ‘You’re Next’ just got me that much more excited; what an unexpectedly great flick!
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Pappy!!
I need to watch it! #forScience
#ZoesaidSo
Kidney
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Kidney!!!
There’s been a load of short pervs visiting this post….
#YouIncluded
#ShortPervs
Pappy!
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I have been seeing all kinds of good stuff about this all of the sudden! I’ma have to dig it up and give it a watch! Especially if its awesomeness is anywhere near You’re Next. Nice to see you found a 2015 favorite so soon, Giantess!!!
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WOO HOO!!! I bet you love it!!!
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Yes! Great film! Great work! Great times!
Adam.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
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You’re on the bandwagon too? Normally if you like a film, I’ll think it’s shit. Don’t think I’ll bother with this. 😉
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You know…. this IS true….. maybe you shouldn’t watch it and smear your scottish poopies all over it…..
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Mmmm! Poopies!
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Nothing but the best on this site!!
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You’re Next is not a good movie!
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LOL – I loved it : )
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I know. I’m still struggling to grasp that.
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Oh yes I want to see this! And I will totally do it for science. But seriously what is up with those nips, those look deadly!
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BALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been hiding????
This is a good one!!
#ImNotComplaining
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I know right this week has been hectic and people have been up my ass for days. I seriously need to go rant on your other site. And yes I totally want to see this, Zoe got me thinking about it too. #ballerbaby
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Tell them to get off your tits!!!!! You have better things to do!!!
#GetOffMyTits
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Exactly #getoffbitches HAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHA!!
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I definitely want to see this, I think it’s already on my lovefilm list. I loved You’re Next.
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Good call!! You’re Next is the tits!
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#tits!
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#tits !!!
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