It’s here!! Let’s shit again like we did last summer! Let’s shit again like we did last year! Let’s shit again like we did last summer! Let’s shit agaaaaaaaaaaaain – shittin’ time is here! If you’re not familiar with that – those are the lyrics from a Chubby Checker song from back in the 50s. Anyway – here we are and we’re ready to shit!
We’ve got some great shit ready for you this time around and I think this might be the most mighty and unclean SHITFEST ever!!! We’ve got Australians and vampires and people with big feet! I think we’re getting a live action film sent our way and maybe even a wonderful duet and we should have an EPIC Top Ten List if everything falls into place (and a certain someone doesn’t get pissed all day, every day). We’ve also got a special WHOSE BOOBS planned – with another trophy to be cast from the souls of the innocent as the prize!!
I would also like to announce a revamped IPC STAFF page!! Want to be a member?? Talk to me! I’m always looking for help out here (especially if I have to go out of town for work and work 12 hour days six days a week). I’m also pondering doing another SHITFEST SOCIAL – if you wanted to know what that’s all about check out previous entries HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. Those sure are a LOT of fun – it’s just difficult figuring out a good time for everyone.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – without further aDOO-DOO – let’s get cracking!! I present to you the official SHITFEST 2015 theme song as written by yours truly and performed by the artist going only by the sinister name of EL DIABLO! Crank it up!! Play it on your work’s PA system! Blast it on your boom box at church!! Take off your clothes and do a strip tease for your coworkers! PICS!!!!!! Here it is:
Here’s some graphics you can use for sidebars! These were made by the lovely and fearsome ANNA the FILM GRIMOIRE:Here’s a couple I made one night when MRS THE IPC was out of town and I was drunk and lonely:
For those of you who look at the thumbnails on my home page – YOU’RE WELCOME!
Who will come away with the trophy???? will it be another female?? Only one male has won the competition…. are the woman flashing their decolletage at the voters?? Are they running a kissing booth on the side?? Who knows but come on, lads! Let’s do this thing!
At the end of this thing we’ll all vote You’ll email me your five favorite posts at ei@theipc.me and I’ll assign a point value –
1st Place Vote = 5 Points
2nd = 4 Points
3rd = 3 Points
4th = 2 Points
5th = 1 Point
Then I’ll tally them all up for a week and announce the winner of the world’s most coveted trophy! You don’t have to be a blogger to vote!
And – as always – if you should get behind on the reading or want to re-read them at the end, I’ll keep them all linked right HERE on this page (or on the left sidebar in a web browser) (or, I think, at the top of the page on a phone or tablet)
Step right into the doo tomorrow morning as I kick things off with some thoughts on a TERRIBLE thing I watched recently. #pornstache
Dear PSC,
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I am so happy to hear this! Great news, and so many awesome and new shitty reviews ahead. It is going to be awesome!
#ShitfestForever
Love,
JB
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Dearest PJB,
Here we are!! Here they come!!!
#ShitfestersForLife
Love,
ISSC
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Maybe the women keep winning because we’re just that GOOD! I almost typed HOOD. Maybe that too.
Am I the one with the big feet? I have really big feet…
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The girls in the Hood are always hard….
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM – not specifically in this case!! But – I could always do a post about your feet if you wished….
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I was once invited to submit pictures of my feet to a fetish site through an anonymous email. I didn’t.
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That just cracked me up!!
It wasn’t me!!!!
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It was long before I met you… unless this entire blog is just an elaborate ploy to get pictures of my feet…
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I……
I…………
I…………………..
You know I’m more of a boobs guy….
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So you’re saying this whole blog was created to get pictures of my boobs?
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I……….
I…………………..
I……………………………….
I feel like I’m getting unjustly persecuted here…………………..
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I’ll let you off the hook… and keep the tatas under wraps.
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Sounds like we just made a successful truce : )
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Let er rip EI!!!
Cant wait to see what everyone has in store for us all 🙂
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We’ve got some really good shit lined up!!
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always in the mood for shitty reviews from the bottom feeders that troll here 🙂
(How’s that to get people in an angry shitfest mood?) 🙂
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maybe they’ll block you as spam!
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Haha El Diablo!!! #Pen
CANNOT WAIT to start reading entries, I’m just fine tuning mine 😀
Love Pen
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Pen!!!
We fire it up tomorrow with a horrible movie I watched for you!!
I can’t wait for yours!
#pens
Love Pen
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Cannot wait to read it Pen!!!
This is truly exciting 😀 😀
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I tried to do my best!!!
#penistryinghard
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I’ll have my entry to you by Memorial Day.
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That sounds about typical.
Thank you for your patronage.
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I am very happy to read all of the shitty reviews this year. This is going to be awesome.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK yes!!!
You going to send something over?
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That song is amazong and needs to be available on iTunes.
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Thank you, Erin!!!!!!
Isn’t it GREAT????
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Yep, really looking forward to the Shitfest posts, as always!
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Thanks Erin!!!
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I’ll send you my piece of shit later on this week! WooooHoooo!
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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Some day I will participate! I’ll be on the lookout for everyone’s reviews.
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I can’t wait! Bring it, bring it!!!
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That “free candy” van picture is perfect!
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HAHAHAHAHA!! Isn’t that just fitting??
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Yay! It begins. Really looking forward to reading about all the many and varied shitty films this year… also… that song is amazing. #givethatguyagrammy
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And so it begins!!!
#shitfestiesforever
I know!! That song will get your toes to tappin’ !!
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Well, this is all new to me! hehe
I’m not entirely sure what it is, but it sure sounds fun!
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hopefully you’ll be motivated to submit something : )
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I will if I know what to submit… hehe :-p
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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So after seeing the two entries already done, I know what I’d need to submit. But you know, I write mini reviews, I’m not really good at the whole deconstruction-of-a-film thing, I’m not sure I could write a longer review. I can try, though.
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Length is of no matter here at Shitfest!
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I’ll give it a shot. How long is this going to be on for? And where do I submit?
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I run these things as long as the posts keep coming in – right now I’ve got three weeks worth : )
You can send me whatever you like to ei@theipc.me
YAY!!!
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I’ve just sent you an email with my entry 🙂
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WOOOO HOOOOO!!! I’m going to grab some lunch and then I’m all over it!! Can’t wait!!
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It’s a bit different, so let me know if it doesn’t qualify and I’ll try again, hehe.
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I LOVE THEM!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!
I’ll let you know if I have trouble getting the codes in there but I think I can work it out!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (it’s a perfect post!
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Oh good, I’m glad you like it 🙂
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I love it!
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I gotta send you my entry. If thats okay? I’m so sorry its so late! But YAY! Can’t read the posts 🙂
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YES YES YES, Kim!! I can’t wait any longer!!! : )
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Tonight, I’ll get it to you 🙂 Thanks, E! BTW, if there is a Shitfest Social and I can make it, I’ll be in as well!
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YES!!! and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I stripped in front of my coworkers to the song…..didn’t go over well. The song they liked, my hairy balls not so much.
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DISGUSTING!!!
Wait…..
SPLURT!!!!
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I thought so.
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Jizzle Jizzle
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Pappy!!
Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney
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Kidney!!!
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
#HairyFeet
Pappy
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Looking forward to the grand event. Let the shit rain!
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LET IT RAIN!!!
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It’s on!
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Let’s go!!!!!!!
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Have I missed the party or can I submit a review to this?
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It’s not too late!! Bring it!
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I have a few real stinkers in mind…
Just email the review to the address above when it’s done?
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Yep! It’s that easy and there’s Free Parking!
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OMG that song is awesome. It is totally in my head.. “we’re having shitfest”… LOL love it Eric good job! And I love the graphics that Anna did, those are so cool!
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YES YES YES!!!
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
This song is SO SHITFEST. I particularly love the bit about creeping into rooms and smelling hair. Miguel does that on the daily. Speaking of Miguel, he asks if you need any unholy midwives on hand for the birth of the next trophy. He says he has a “very busy schedule,” but he would clear it in a heartbeat should you need assistance.
…Don’t buy that “busy schedule” shit. All he does is set fires and watch Golden Girls, set fires and watch Golden Girls–all day every damn day. I think he’s having a pre-birthday existential crisis. I need to find him more hobbies.
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Cara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t that song epic?????????????????
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!
I’ll be in touch regarding the assistance!!!
XOXOXOXO!
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Holy shit! It’s Shitfest already? Wow, I’ve been away too long, looks like I’ve got a lot of catching up to do… #shitonit
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SHIT ON IT!!!!
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When does this thing close?
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Well – the entries had petered out o I have it closing on March 6th. But I had an interest today and YOU make two so, I could probably finish on the 13th if you wanted to send something in : ) : ) My OCD just needs to finish on a Friday : )
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Haha! OK. I’m on Netshits looking for something sufficiently shitty now, which shouldn’t be hard, seeing as most of it is shit. There are a couple of contenders already so…
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Let’s make this happen!!!
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