A couple of weeks ago I did a contest out here to see if The Beloved Reader could guess a set of boobs. That was fun but it went too fast and Luke came up with a better idea (so people who didn’t read first thing in the morning could still play). So – today – I introduce a new tradition! The SHITFEST: WHOSE BOOBS contest!! Below, I present to you ten sets of boobs – the contest is to see who can get the most correct. At the end of SHITFEST I always cast a trophy for the winner and I create it with the souls of 23 virgins. Going forward, in my other smelting pot, I will create a second trophy for the champion of SHITFEST: WHOSE BOOBS! I’m not sure what it will look like yet but my intention is to use the souls of The Innocents and make it just as evil as its Creator.
I know I watch a lot of weird and obscure shit out here but all of the actresses below are mainstream and have been in high profile movies – with the exception of number three. She might have been in some sort of high profile movie but, if she has, I haven’t seen it and I only know her from her TV work. I’m pretty sure her TV show is pretty popular and is in syndication around the world. The only other exception might be number nine. I’ve seen her in ONE movie but I think she’s in some popular stuff – but it might be more of the independent variety – I know that I’ve seen people blog about one of her newer movies in the past couple of months.
At this point, I really am not sure how long SHITFEST will run, but I am going to let people guess on this until the end and I’ll announce the champion the day before SHITFEST ends. (NOTE: In the event of a TIE we’ll have a BOOB-OFF where the contestants will try and guess an obscure set – I can’t make two trophies because I don’t shit money). I hope this is fun! GOOD LUCK!! You can put your guesses in the comments or email me at ei@theipc.me
This is great!! Thank you Pen (and Luke!!)
I’m going to have to surf carefully….I’m currently in the office haha.
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Pen!!!
Be careful!!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!!
Pen
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Pen!! An ominous comment hmmmm…..!
I will do!! Thank you.
#boobs
Love Pen 🙂
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Pen!
LOL
#SmartPhone
#boobs
Love Pen
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I used my phone when perusing!! You know me so well 🙂
#boobs
Love Pen
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Smart Pen!!
#boobs
Love Pen
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Pretty sure I can see Madonna and Christina Hendricks in there!
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe : )
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
🙂
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A gentleman never tells!
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Yeah…but what about you?
KIDDING MASSIVELY!
Sorry Pen!
🙂
Love Pen
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SAY WHAT????????????
#classy
: )
Love pen
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Ohhh no!! 😦 I didn’t mean it I promise! It was one of those ‘can’t resist’ moments but sooooo untrue.
I’m sorry Pen!
Love Pen!
🙂
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Pen!!
LOL – I know you didn’t mean anything hateful!
#Pens
love Pen : )
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Good!!!!!! 🙂
#Pens
Love Pen
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#coffeecups
: )
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I applaud your contest idea Eric, but I dont watch enough movies (or pay enough attention to boobs while doing so) to participate.
Good luck to all of you who do!
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Well POOP!
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I’m gonna give this a shot! I’ll get S-Littner’s help too :p
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GOOD LUCK, Ace!!!
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Whoever wins this is going to be a much more impressive boob expert than I!
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You can do it! I believe!!
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Pretty sure I know 4/10 at least, so everyone else is going to have to step their game up if they want to take the champ title from me.
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She said “BRING IT, BITCHES!”
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You tripped me up with #9
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Number nine miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight be a little obscure….. but findable : ) Did you get number two??? I figured number 2 would be a stumper…..
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I haven’t tried yet but I saved it for last because it’s such a generic picture. Those boobs could belong to anyone!! #2 and #9 are the only ones I’ve got left to find hahaha.
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LOOK AT YOU GO!!!!
#BoobQueen
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I didn’t have shit to do today. Perfect day for a whose boobs challenge!
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PERFECT!!
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This is a trick, they’re all Andrew Garfield.
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Maybe just number 5…..
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Ha!!!
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Great idea!
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Thanks!! Good luck if you choose to accept!
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I am pretty sure I know half, maybe more. Or maybe I’m just talkin’ shit. I don’t know. lol
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HAHAHA!! Let me know!
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I plan on it, just need to make sure of a couple. Or a few. lol
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Sweet!!
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O.k o.k… Let me see if I got this. So many BOOBS!!
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YAY!!!!!! You can do it!!!
#boobs
#birds
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HAHA!! Anonymous boobs, here we go!!!
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AWAY WE GO!!!
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Managed to guess a few, but I’ll definitely use the time given here to solve this Boobies issue!
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I’m pretty sure I’ve guessed a third one now…I’m catching you up Queen of Boobs Justine!!!! 🙂
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boobs boobs boobs!! It’s an IPC miracle!
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This is certainly one titillating post.
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We aim to please here at the IPC!
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All boobs I think it might be are in yr inbox now.
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I have one guess. All the others–nooooo idea. Whoever figures these all out either has a real talent or is reeeeeally weird…bahaha. Best of luck, all!!!
P.S. Whose Bulge contest next time, right? 😉
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If you run it, Hooker!!!!!!!!!
#bulge
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It shall be dubbed “The Battle of the Bulge.”
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Well, I think that’s just fucking excellent!!!
#GrossBulges
#JustLoveYou
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You think me posting bulges on your site would be excellent?!?! Clearly, probie love is the truest kind of love. 😉
#probies4life
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Sweet Cara Gale – you can do anything out here! I just don’t want to go looking up that smut, Mistress!
#fealty
#loyalty
#mistress
#filth
Xo!
P.S.
#probiesforever
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You know, I really tried to guess these, but I currently have a very impressive score of zero. Looking forward to finding out who’s who though! #boobs
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I noticed Jennifer Aniston’s but no-one else. I obviously don’t stare at enough tits. What kind of man am I? I feel ashamed. 🙂
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WHAT???? Who are you and what have you done with Muckers?
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Haha! It’s bad isn’t it? Don’t get me wrong! I might not have recognised the rest but, oh man, I like them… 😉
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Hopefully you’re not currently exposing yourself on the streets of Glasgow!
#foreshadowing
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How did you?… What?… Are you fucking watching me? 😉
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Drones, baby! Drones!
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That’s a lovely pair of drones you have! 😉
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Aren’t the nice and shiny??
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Yeah, man! I like their little pink noses too. 😉
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Don’t get too handsy- they might leak!
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I simply adore shitfest!
I’m pretty sure I know #5, they’ve got to be British.
I can’t wait to find out who owns #8, immense baps!
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FUCK. YES. I’m glad you’re part of it this year!
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I don’t understand. These are all my boobs…
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HEY!!! I’ve already got in trouble once for mentioning your boobs!!
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A quiz + boobs. No blood in my brain!
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It’s all gone to your weenus!!
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Come on we’re all grown ups here. Call it what it is. A willy 😀
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LOL
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I have three guesses… can I post them here, or is it still a boobie hush hush trivia?
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Reut!! You can post em here if you want but I can’t say if they’re right or not….
Happy Monday!!!
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Ok, fair enough! Will you reveal the answers at some point, though?
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Yep!! I’m going to announce the winner and the reveals the day before the last day of Shitfest!
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Ok, cool! I wonder who’s gonna win… hmm….
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Who will win? No one knows!
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SSC,
Naturally, this would appear hahaha. I cannot comment!
JJB
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PJB,
#perv
Love,
PSC
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Oh my nipples! I just realized I am not a good boob guesser. These are hard… no pun intended.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????
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