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I have a special exclusive for you today at the Shitfest headquarters. I went to the producers of 50 Shades of Grey and offered to do them some publicity on a renowned journalist’s site, called Isaacs Picture Conclusions. They never heard of it before (luckily), but because the Hipster phase is in full swing, they pretended to read it all the time and signed up for an article on the site. Therefore, today, I am going to write up my Shitfest entry on the several sequels the producers of 50 Shades of Grey have planned for 2016 – all the way to 2023!!! If that isn’t worth a punt for the Shitfest trophy, I don’t know what is…
In conclusion: the future is going to be very scary. I think someone needs to ‘whip’ the movie business into shape. Hahaha, get it! Whi… ok, fine, I will end my article here.
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
I’ll go watch all those movies. Great concepts 😀
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Kidney!!!
Let’s watch them together!
Pappy!
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Loved this!!!
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Isn’t this funny??
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Excellent ideas Luke, what a shitty review though 🙂
you left out the one about Eric 🙂
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Just got your QOTM entry. Someone needs to make that film haha!
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I’ll be the first in line 🙂
sorry for taking so long to respond to the QOTM. thought of the idea as soon as I got your mail, but just didn’t get to it til now
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What are you implying Rob??
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Me????
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You, pal!
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Couldn’t be. ….
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LOL Luke, well played!
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My Dearest IJB,
I have a counter attack coming soon……………
Love,
PSC
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Dear SSC,
It cannot wait!
Love,
IJB
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I would totally see the Nigel Thornberry one!
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Yeah, I thought that would be your favourite lol
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Hahaha! Brilliant 🙂 🙂
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Clam!
Are you wearing your rubbers today??
Love Pen
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Yes!! Still just as dusty and filthy as yesterday 🙂
Love Clam
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Clam –
I would think the rain would wash that dust off. Maybe your umbrella is too big????
Love Pen
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Yeah but I like running through puddles!!!
*stamp*
Love Clam
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You have to do what’s best for you!!!
#puddles
Love Pen
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Ha! Nice. 🙂 Wait…. Did you actually watch 50 Shades Of Grey???
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No, I just Sparknotesed it lol. I don’t think I could put up with the awkwardness of watching in a cinema anyway. Curiosity might make me try it if it pops up on Netflix. It has gathered some much hype, I just want to see if it really is as bad/good as everyone says it is.
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Did YOU???
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This might be the best Shitfest entry so far. Loved it! lol
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Thank you. I wanted to go for something outside the box this year!
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You KNOW he had sex with Wilson. There was just too much alone time.
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Tonight we make love til we die!!!! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
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Get some light over here, Eric is taking off his clothes again!
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Too late!! I’ve been nude all day!
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HAHA! This is brilliant stuff. Especially favored 50 shades of Dr.Dre 🙂
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Isn’t this funny??
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Witty and funny… which is the best kind of funny 🙂
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‘Whip’ into shape! Ha!
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Luke you are everyone’s BAE lol. Love the drawings you must be classically trained artist!
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I practice every day. Thanks, Melissa! 😉
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Of course Bae!
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I had to look this up since I am old and out of touch. This makes this comment one of the most epic comments ever:
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet for baby, sweetie etc.
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And I will never know which one she means. #BaeFest
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EPIC!!!!
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LOL I had no idea it meant poop I just know teenagers like to say it. Luke and you are totally my Bae’s… when you are home tell Mrs. IPC she is your number one Bae!!! 🙂
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HAHAHAH Luke is totally my POOP!
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Apparently Time magazine had to address this too. haha
The short answer: Though this word was used in the 1500s to refer to sheep sounds, today bae is used as a term of endearment, often referring to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Or perhaps a prospect who might one day hold such a lofty position. Bae has also taken on a wider meaning, being used to label something as generally good or cool, as in “This sandwich is bae.”
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HAHAHAH!!! Awesome!! So Bae has replaced “tits”…..?
Luke will always be my Bae and we are sure what that means.
#poop
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#foreverpoop!!!
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#poop4eva
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Melissa loves me like she loves a sandwich? Is that a good thing? What does she do to her sandwiches?
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You don’t want to know!
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We will make sure she is on BaeWatch!
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I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to call this post 50 Shades of Shit…
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It had Nigel Thornberry in it. I can’t put him and shit together. 😉
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Love! I was laughing so hard I scared my Pom! Brilliant 🙂
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Is that…Nigel Thornberry?!?! Luke, you are quite possibly the most random person I know, but I mean that in the best possible way. Hahaha. I would see every one of these. Twice.
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Smashing
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JOHN O’SHEA!!! \o/
No joke, he slapped me on the arse in a pub once! 50 Shades of John O’Shea indeed.
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Well, i guess that makes you the ideal casting choice. Please sign this creepy contract and we will get started.
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I’ll need my lawyer, who is also named John O’Shea, to look over that contract.
*stage whisper* We actually always thought he was gay! 😮 😮
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Great review Luke.
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Thanks, as always, for giving us a read!
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