Isaacs Picture Conclusions

Shitfest 2015: 50 Shades of Grey

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I have a special exclusive for you today at the Shitfest headquarters. I went to the producers of 50 Shades of Grey and offered to do them some publicity on a renowned journalist’s site, called Isaacs Picture Conclusions. They never heard of it before (luckily), but because the Hipster phase is in full swing, they pretended to read it all the time and signed up for an article on the site. Therefore, today, I am going to write up my Shitfest entry on the several sequels the producers of 50 Shades of Grey have planned for 2016 – all the way to 2023!!! If that isn’t worth a punt for the Shitfest trophy, I don’t know what is…

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In conclusion: the future is going to be very scary. I think someone needs to ‘whip’ the movie business into shape. Hahaha, get it! Whi… ok, fine, I will end my article here.

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