THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE TASTY:
When we heard that zombie king George A. Romero was making another zombie trilogy, after the impact of the first, I don’t think I’m the only person who touched themselves inappropriately. However, as the films eventually came out, we gasped in horror, not because they were scary or anything, but because they were horrifically shit and we realised that Romero had in fact lost it. A lot of people say Survival of the Dead was the worst of this latter trilogy, but as absolutely terrible as it was, it didn’t offend me as much as a film I can only describe as being the second worst film I’ve ever laid eyes on. So for my shitfest debut I shall be reviewing Diary of the Dead.
This is not so much a review actually, as a scientific experiment to see how my head reacts to sitting through this absolute atrocity for a second time. The experiment involves me basically finding a pirated copy of this mess on a dodgy website and trying to sit through it again. Ironically, I’ll be documenting the shit that’s going on every five minutes, including the inevitable emotional breakdown that follows, and keeping a short diary. Is this what Hades is like, vicar?

Shit of the Shit
0 minutes: This film is produced by “Artfire” films. What’s that? Is that like setting fire to art? Isn’t that what Hitler did? I knew there was something sinister about this crap. The first shot is of some guy putting his camera on a tripod or something, who films that?
I’m already starting to weep slightly.
5 minutes: After only one scene with a reporter (played by the worst actress I’ve ever seen) being eaten by a zombie, I’ve realised that the script to this film is shit. I’ve heard better dialogue coming out of my granny’s arse. We meet our protagonists and it turns out they’re a bunch of one dimensional film students (and twats), whatever happened to you George A. Romero?
I’m starting to feel sick, I think this film is giving me shit flu.
10 minutes: The students are making a horror film but they start arguing about how zombies can’t run and stuff. This scene is just way too quippy to be in any way natural, and a tip for anyone making a found footage film, having the camera move about constantly and shaking a lot doesn’t make it look authentic, it just means the cameraman’s an arse head.
I thought the shitness of this film had blinded me for a few seconds, but it turned out I had my eyes closed from cringing so hard.

Meet the twats.
15 minutes: The cameraman is already starting to piss everyone off by constantly filming shit. I mean, who puts a camera down on a bed still filming so he can hug his girlfriend? The main girl said before that she’s added music to this “documentary” for dramatic effect, this seems to also include loud music stings for shitty unaffecting jump-scares. Who would include that in a documentary based on all their loved ones dying? Bitch!
I think the shit flu might have developed into full blown brain aids.
20 minutes: The brats are in a RV now and they’re still talking shit. Seriously, when the driver is running over a load of zombies, what kind of twat films his friends for reaction shots instead of the actual walking dead? Here’s another tip, having a split second of blue screen and a beep in between every cut does not make this look authentic, it just means that the editor is a complete weapon. It’s bloody irritating too.
I looked down only to realise that I’ve accidently been self harming during this, I carved the word “piss” into my forearm with a knife I didn’t know I was holding.
213 minutes: After a scene where the whole cast get punched to death by “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Ken Foree runs into shot and grabs Romero from behind the camera. He screams into his face “STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THINK OF YOUR LEGACY!”. Then, Scooby Doo and his team of hippy investigators turn up and Thelma (the frumpy one) pulls off the Romero mask and it turns out that it was Brett Ratner all along. Daphne (the sexy one) then talks directly to me and offers me cars and houses to fulfill her perverse sexual fantasies. I agree to this and as soon as she’s about to touch it, I wake up and realise that I have to go back to the point where I fell asleep and continue watching this massive barrel of hell.
I feel somewhat rejuvinated, but I’m in a pit of despair that I still have well over an our of this to go.

This took me hours.
25 minutes: One of the girls shoots herself in the face (possibly because she realises this film is complete arse) but unfortunately she’s still alive. The rest of the fucking twats take her to a hospital and they get attacked by zombies. Even the zombies in this are shit actors. I can’t help but remember all the quality characters from the original trilogy, they each had their own unique and well developed personalities and motives. There’s a blonde girl in this, she’s from Texas, that’s her character.
The hospital scene was pretty boring at first so I experimented to see if I could drink my own head. I was unsuccessful.
30 minutes: Well this film just goes from ultra shit to ultra-ultra shit. The camera runs out of batteries, but unfortunately Camera Twat finds a charger. He spends the next few moments charging it instead of helping the others look for a doctor or something. He’s also talking to himself like the twat that he is. Even worse though, the main girl, who I now really hate the most, has found another camera, and she points it at Camera Twat and gives it the classic “See how it feels to have a camera shoved in your face?”. She’s basically taking the piss out of him for filming all the time, but a second later, a zombie rises from a hospital bed and what’s the first thing she does? Points her camera at it. Bitch!!!
This film is so shit that I’m actually starting to get off on it in a masochistic way. I’m thinking about using my tears of anger as lubricant.
35 minutes: One of the twats gets bitten so they shoot him in the head and bury him. Anyway, I haven’t even mentioned the professor character yet, I’ve been trying to blank him but can no longer manage it. He’s some old bastard that seems to always be drinking out of his little hip flask no matter what time of day it is. Worst thing is he’s English, which I am, and this fills me with shame. He’s acting like a dramatic action hero and it seems like he’s been waiting for the dead to rise his whole life. He talks in a murmer like Adrian Brodie does during his shit performance in Predators, oh and yeah, he’s a massive twat!
I’m attempting to use the blood from my “piss” wound to write a letter to Romero like a serial killer would, basically calling him a massive canal of shit, but it’s harder than it looks so I gave up.

Professor twat.
40 minutes: The twats meet up with some Amish guy, and through him, it seems that Romero is attempting humour. Like every other decision in this toss, it turns out to be a poor one. The twats are also still producing one liners and quips as the world (America) is being overtaken by the undead. This is about as dramatic as an episode of Sister, Sister, which I wish I was watching instead.
I lost concentration there for a while as I subconciously started to educate myself about Soul Provider, the 1989 Michael Bolton album on wikipedia via my phone.
45 minutes: The twats meet up with a group of black men who say that everything’s great because for the first time in their lives they feel “in power”. I guess that’s the deep racial message dealt with then, very subtle George. Seriously though, these are the people we should be following throughout the film, not the snot nose rich kids.
I’m thinking about throwing a Diary of the Dead themed party. This basically entails just having a party and inviting everyone you fucking hate.
50 minutes: Is it really necessary to show a scene of Camera Twat editing footage we’ve already watched? Who would film themselves doing that anyway? Does this scene make us feel that everything makes sense now and this is why we’re watching what we are, or does it just bore our arses off? Why is this film so shiiiit!?
A reverse Diary of the Dead drinking game. Vomit blood everytime someone says something shit. Sometimes it’s harder to not participate.

Boring twat.
55 minutes: Diary of the Dead is still shit. The CGI is just laughable and at times it seems there’s well more than two cameras in operation. The main black guy doesn’t seem to mind having a camera film him from about a yard away from his face, even as he’s basically threatening to shoot Bitch Twat.
I have to keep rehydrating because of the fluid loss caused by my weeping. I’m all out of absinthe so I’m now drinking Ralgex.
60 minutes: So after tackling the race issue we then get a scene of some Japanese girl on youtube saying things like “We Tokyo” and “Shoot head, shoot head!” It’s like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s all over again. At one point it looks like Bitch Twat is going home and leaving the group, but before the viewer gets a chance to crack open the champagne, the rest of the complete twats decide to go with her and carry on filming her shit face. Bitch!
It’s 50/50 at this point whether I’m going to find the nearest smack den and ask to share a needle before jabbing it into my now decaying eyes.
65 minutes: So at Bitch Twat’s house, it turns out her family have turned into zombies. Good. She says in a voice-over that she was undecided about putting these images into this film, but she felt it was important. Not only did she show us her zombie brother attacking her, she added a lovely little music sting when he jumped out at her, you know, for dramatic effect. Bitch! She then has another go at Camera Twat for filming all the time, even though he’s not the only one doing so. These two are boyfriend and girlfriend by the way (I couldn’t be bothered to mention that until now) and I’d probably feel sorry for him having to put up with her but for the fact that their acting is so awful that this relationship seems about as real as the shit fairy. Plus, he’s also a massive twat.
It just hit me that if there’s a God, then he created George A. Romero, who in turn, created this train wreck. God is a twat.

Epic twat, get used to this expression as it rarely changes.
70 minutes: Some army guys come along and steal all the twats’ supplies. For some reason however, after making Camera Twat turn off the camera as they did so, he didn’t then steal the camera. I wish he did, I wish these bastards would just stop filming this shit now.
I heard some other shit happening too but I got distracted by a much more exciting event, watching piss dry.
75 minutes: They go to one of the twats’ houses and of course, the rich brat lives in a mansion. There’s a scene where one twat says “I don’t want to make this movie” and Camera Twat replies ” I don’t wanna make this movie either but I can’t change the script!”. I like to think they’re not acting at this point and they’re discussing Diary of the Dead. If you change the word make to watch in their little conversation, then that’s kind of how I feel right now.
To think, I used to class Zardoz as a bad film. I’d gladly get the script tattood on my back after watching this shower of brain rape.
80 minutes: So there’s a scene where there’s three people in a room and one of them has a camera, yet when the other two are having a conversation, the scene is cutting between them. Either Camera Twat has now gone film mental and has started holding two fucking cameras, or George Romero is a talentless hack. What do you reckon?
I’ve just ordered the Sister, Sister box-set from Amazon as a way to cleanse my soul.

My new heroes.
85 minutes: So a zombie chases Texas Girl and Camera Twat follows just filming and not helping. Eventually she knocks the zombie out, but for some reason they decide not to kill it, it then goes into the mansion and kills one of their twatty friends. These people are such twats.
I’m trying to contact Kim Jong-un to tell him that Diary of the Dead contains hidden messages calling him a fat gay with a shit haircut.
90 minutes: Some more shit happens and the film ends. Thank Moses for that.
In summary, my eyes feel like they’ve been in a 90 minute bareknuckle fight with a monster made out of shit and they lost on points after being knocked down about fifty times, but for some reason always getting back up for more punishment. Diary of the Dead is shit. It’s so shit that I’ve heard doctors prescibe a viewing of it to cure happiness. For a zombie based found footage film it just gets everything wrong. Found footage films are supposed to have a natural feel, but this is like watching a crap soap opera but with shitter acting and weaker characterisation. I’m off to watch Ukrainian snuff films to try and get this absolute bag of arse out of my head. Cheers.
Here’s a trailer.
Shit/10
wow, very shitty review Damien! Glad I stayed away from this one!
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Thanks, mate. I hope my true hatred for this film came through in the review.
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This movie stunk worse than that time I accidentally shit myself after eating a bunch of fried fish.
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I bet this incident was a lot more entertaining and satisfying also. I’d watch that!
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The next time feel like I have an air bubble in my stomach the size of a small village and think about farting, I’ll grab my phone.
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Nice one, I really hope you… follow through with it! Haha, I’m on form today.
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I’ll do my best!!!
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Did you get the joke? Did you?
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That you hope I shit myself??? I’m trying!!
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Follow through, like, follow through after a fart. Surely this isn’t just a British term.
God, I bet Oscar Wilde never had this trouble!
P.S. Yeah, I do hope you shit yourself..
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I don’t think we use that term over here, at least not where I live.
P.S. I’m working on it!
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You should start using it, it’s top fun!
P.S. I can’t wait.
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I’ll see if I can get it working over here.
P.S. My wife will be so proud of me.
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Good man.
P.S. We all will, sir. We all will.
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#infamy
#shitmypants
#scoot
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Yep. It did!
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Hahaha! That was absolutely hilarious Damien 🙂 really funny and you made so much effort!
So many lines you wrote made me laugh, plus your inner thoughts and picture captions. Did you really masturbate with your tears? GUYS – he deserves our vote just for that….
When I saw it at first, I thought….well how’s Sister Sister going to fit in with this?! I never saw it coming that you’d need it to cleanse yourself with!
I’ve seen this film actually, fucking years ago! I ordered it from Lovefilm and I never even got to the end. So apart from your hilarious-ness….I completely agree about this being a terrible movie!
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Thanks, Emma!
I used vomit instead of tears in the end, it looked like a scene from Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, but more coherent.
I carry around a Sister, Sister DVD like a jar of pills in case I get flashbacks and need a bit of soul cleansing. Thank Moses for the Sister, Sister sisters.
I’m glad you agree that this film is shit.
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“Masturbating with my own tears”!
Only on THE IPC!
#classy
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Only on THE IPC and you bloody love it Pen!!!!
You need to show us some of your search engine stats some time 🙂
Love Clam 🙂
P.S I’m pretty sure Damo lowed the tone even further in his response….!
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You know it, Clam!!!!!!
Do you really want to see those things??? I get some good ones…!!
Love Pen
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YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!! 🙂
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OK – one sec!
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Here’s a sample of the last seven days….
megan mullally boobs 6
kungfu hustle 6
disciples of the ram 5
la chiesa (1989) scene 3
one boob out 2
movie devil top hat 2
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the uninvited bath 2
hot scenes from 247 degrees 2
shark attack 2
tit out 2
show go t that shows boobs 2
justin long 2
melissa rauch hot pics 2
boobs 1972 2
wrong turn 5 sex images 1
halfway house 2004 1
photo sex film wrong turn 1
kungfu hustel character 1
house from the 1980 movie the changeling 1
sherry alberoni 1
mimi sarkisian ass 1
wrong turn movie sexy horny pics 1
terry farrell actress boobs 1
disciple of the ram 1
the disciples of ram 1
www incest hillbillys stories 1
sherilyn fenn kiss of the beast 1
Love Pen
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There’s a lot of love for those Wrong Turn movies isn’t there, you weren’t joking!
Some brilliant searches there Pen 🙂 🙂
“tit out” lol
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That Wrong Turn posts gets a LOT of looks….
HAHAHA!!!
“one boob out” pops up a lot too….
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boobs boobs boobs!
Harmless fun and then……..
INCEST HILLBILLY SEX!
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LOLOLO I know!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
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One of these days, if you ever want to be an author out here, you can see them all and revel in their INCEST HILLBILLY FUCKING glory!
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Thanks Pen 🙂
I’ve been in full time employment for about eleven years now. And I have NEVER been made an offer like that!
That’s what’s wrong with the world!!
Love Clam 🙂
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Just let me know if you ever feel the itch!!
I’ll scratch it!
Love Pen
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Thanks Pen! I definitely will, I’d love to in fact!!!! Itchy itchy!
Love Clam
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I’m working on a post right now with about 40 GIFs so I’ll send you a note in a bit : )
Love Pen
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Of course! No worries Pen, whenever you’r ready 🙂 you work so tirelessly!!!
I will be vacating my current spot in about 30 minutes and may not be back online for a few hours. But I will reply soonly 🙂 🙂
Love Clam!!!
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I want to make shitfest the best it can be!!! I’ll DM you on Twitter so just reply whenever you want : )
Love Pen
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Thanks Pen 🙂
Love Clam
P.S Shitfest is wonderful!!!!!!
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The best words I’ve ever heard!!!
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P.S I bloody spelt your name with an ‘e’ instead of an ‘a’ – blame Rob I was copying him!!! 🙂
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Don’t worry about it, Gemma.
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That was very funny 🙂
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I’m proud of this..
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You should be proud of everything you write. (totally serious)
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Oh you..
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I must say I wrote that before I scrolled and saw your declaration that you’d ‘shag Shitfest’.
If I had seen that before I wrote my comment I would have………….been even more enthusiastic you ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!! #shifestforever
🙂
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#legendary
#shagging
#clams
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The perverse acts I’d do to shitfest wouldn’t even be suitable as an article in reader’s wives. Sometimes I disgust myself.
We’re all legends! #ShitfestForPresident
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Indeed!!!! (to all being legends not the perverse acts thing)
#shitfestforever
🙂 🙂
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#clamsforever
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Hi Pen! Love Clam 🙂
#pens #clams #hurrah!
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#50ShadesofShitfest
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I’ve always wanted to call someone “Scoot”. can I call you Scoot, Damian?
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I’d be fucking honoured!
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YOU GIT IT, Scoot!!!
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I can honestly say when I heard about this originally, I did not touch myself inappropriately. I simply did not think it would ever live up to what came before. I can say that I also had tears of anger after wasting about half an hour on this piece of crap that I will never get back. Suffice it to say, I have never made it all the way through this film to this very day. Nor will I ever. Love the review – very funny btw. lol
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Thanks! The first time I watched it, I turned it off as soon as I saw the students. I was so intrigued to see exactly how far Romero had fallen though that I needed to see it all. Then I watched it again for this review. I must really hate myself…
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You really must. lol
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I’ve been touching myself ever since I received this post in the mail.
#truthorlies
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With that hashtag I am tending towards believing you. lol
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Only on THE IPC!!!! 🙂
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The official home of Clams and Pens!
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I avoided this like the Bubonic plague … Wise choice I think 🙂
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That decision is as wise as Ray Wise in an owl sanctuary.
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Reblogged this on Damian Thomas Films.. Etc.
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Thanks Damian!! This turned out GREAT!!
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You’ve done a very sexy job here, my friend!
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Hopefully those porn awards recognize us this year!
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I’d shag shitfest!
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FUCK YES!!
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Fantastic review! I watched about 8 minutes of this once and my scrotum developed progeria.
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
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You’re lucky, I heard a Belgian chap watched 14 seconds and became so bored that he smoked his own sister.
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Hilarious review! You decided to endure this crap for the second time? Kudos to you! I can totally feel you pain…
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Why thank you. I guess the only good thing I can say about this utter tripe is that it’s not as long as that bloody 12 years a boy film.
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And thank god for that! 🙂
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SHITFEST FOREVER!
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AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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“I’d shag shitfest” and other hilarious statements.
These comments are the best I’ve read in ages! And I read great comments every single day!
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We do have some good times out here : ) : ) : )
#pens
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Some fucking good times!!!
Love Clam 🙂 🙂 🙂
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SHIT YEAH!!!
Love Pen!
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Like Jennifer Grey, I’m having the time of my life, and I owe it all to yoooou!
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AHEM – my eyes are up here!
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I know, but I really wanna look at your massive melons!
#titfest
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OH!!!! That’s not a problem then!!
#tits
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#TitFun
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Oh my gosh, that is so funny!
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: ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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This movie is so terrible, as are most of Romero’s stuff. Unfortunately, the once legendary director has gone the way of Argento. Just stop already!
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As much as I didn’t like this thing, I hate Land even more… what a joke…
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Yep, they’re all just BAD. He needs to stop making zombie movies period. Do something else, man!
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I think he just needs to retire and we can spend all day looking at his daughter naked.
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What’s almost worse is that Romero’s own son is making a prequel to Night of the Living Dead, so there’s no escaping bad Romero movies. Who knows, maybe it wont suck (it will).
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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Exactly! Argento just seems to be making films now as an excuse to see his own daughter’s tits.
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Nailed it!
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Shit flu. LOL.
Can I borrow this please for a future rant? 😀
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Of course, this review is owned by you, the people!
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WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
Shitfest’s “I’d shag Shitfest” is solely owned and proprietary to Scoot and THE IPC.
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Oh of course! That’s not in the review so it’s not part of the deal.
When are you making the “I’d shag Shitfest” T-shirts, anyway?
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believe it or not, at this moment I am making an “I’d shag Shitfest” testimonial header… #forreals
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You make me so happy…
#ShitfestForever
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I am going to go upload it right now and then change it back to Eva Green having sex, so it will be available for about five minutes until next week if you want to check it out…
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A sneak peek? Yes please!
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It’s up right now : ) Hurray and then I am going to change it back : )
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On it like a bonnet, sir!
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Thanks, Scoot! I’m out! I changed it back to the weekend header and will talk to you tomorrow. Do tune in to another fantastic post in the morning – it’s so fucking sexy you might just shag it too!!
This will be a tough Shitfest to vote on…
#shagging
#sexybeasts
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The new one’s lovely, I like your style! Can’t wait for tomorrow, I’ll sure to be lubed up and ready! See you then.
#TakeHerUpTheShitfest
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then I am going to dinner
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It’s just beautiful. I’m totally blown away!
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Thank-you for ensuring that I will NEVER watch this film.
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It’s truly an insult to normal, healthy-brained people.
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WOW, this looks terrible! Not something that even sounded like it could be interesting, but you have ensured that I will go nowhere near it. EVER.
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Haha! My work here is done!
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Twat!! Good job Damian and ErIc I love that header on your blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE #sexy #donteverchangeit
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That’s a Cara special!!!
#especiale
#caliente
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#muycaliente
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YOU KNOW IT, BABY!!!!
#Hemsy
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Thanks for enduring all the twats!
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It’s not good is it? It’s a long way from Dawn…
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IT’S SHIT!!!!!!!
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It’s so far from Dawn that it’s basically evening!
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That would be Night of the Living Dead and it certainly ain’t that! Ha ha!
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Oh bloody hell, what was I thinking?
Let’s settle on Monday morning!
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This one gets bonus points for including a picture of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
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I’m glad someone appreciates that crazy bastard!
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OMG. I’m so glad I found someone else who hates this movie!!! I watched 30 minutes of this miserable shit before I took it the hell out of my DVD player. The worst part–a coworker recommended it to me and sold it like the best zombie movie ever. NO TRUE. This was hilarious, Damian. Reflected my feelings perfectly. I am honestly awed that you made it through the whole damn thing…
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TWICE!! I’ve sat through this shit twice now! Haha! I’m now in awe that you have actually met a person that likes this, it’s just so terrible that not a minute passes without some form of inconsistency infiltrating the viewer’s eyes. Thank you and I’m glad you feel the same, let’s be Diary of the dead hatred friends!
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Hear, hear! 😉
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“Shoot the Dead” Really? What the fuck else are you supposed to do?
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I only noticed that terrible tagline once I’d sent the review in. That could have been another paragraph at least right there!
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Hilarious review.
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Cheers, Vinnie, thanks for reading!
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Awesome post! Wow! Seems really horribly awful.
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Thanks, Kim! You know, I once got really drunk and Clockwork Oranged my eyes and let someone throw paxo salt into them. That was the second most painful thing that ever entered my eyes. Diary of the Dead is the first!
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LOLOLOLOL
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True story…
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The ‘I’d Shag Shitfest’ comment is way too funny.
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Isn’t that hilarious?
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Very hilarious, but I believe I can go one better. I’d strip and give Shitfest the Satrap of Sin treatment.
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WOOO HOOOO!! HAHA!!
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Would you say that comment beat the ‘I’d shag Shitfest’ one?
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They’re both pretty damn funny!
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True, you have got a point.
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Either way, Shitfest has a lot to be thankful for. Read some amazing reviews, such an excellent idea.
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Shitfest is amazing! If you’re ever bored, you should go back and look at some of the past contests – I have links to them on the left side of my page : )
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Definitely will check them out. When the next Shitfest takes places, you can count me in.
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You got it, Satrap!
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I’m never gonna shake off that stripper moniker am I. Oh well, that’s good by me.
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We all learn a lot about ourselves during Shitfest(s)…
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You can say that again, can’t wait for the next one. Satrap is on the case.
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SWEET!
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My review for Shitfest has got to be Magic Mike, haha. I’ll be able to provide an inside look at the stripping business ( not in a million years).
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HAHAHA!!
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Hopefully the content of my review will be tasteful, but who am I kidding with my dirty and wild imagination.
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You can let it all hang loose at Shitfest.
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Well if that’s the case, it’s gonna be one x-rated post from Satrap.
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FUCK YEAH!
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I’m talk explicit language, nudity and all things x-rated. Sound OK to post on this respectable site? haha.
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You can go for it – just no racism, animal harming or offensive remarks about someone real : )
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Understood, but it can still be raunchy can’t it?
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Of course!
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That’s good cause raunchy and dirty is what I’m good at writing. haha.
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Just no hate speech – unless it’s about the French!
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I solemnly declare there will be no hate speech in my raunchy, x-rated review. hahahaha.
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Perfect!
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This is Vinnieh (aka Satrap) signing off for sleep. Until we talk again, adios mi amigo.
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Buenos Noches, mi Amigo!
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Thanks
#nothongs. haha
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Great review. Even though I liked this. ; ) Okay – I think this makes it 3 or 4 Shitfest movies that I actually liked this time around! WTF?! Lol : )
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You liked this one?
#differentstrokes
#diffrentstrokes
#strokes
You Tosser!
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What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
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LOL
#mrdrummond
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Fuck Adelaide, bring back Mrs. Garrett!
#Dudley
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Are you watching an episode right now or something??
#abraham
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Ha, no. I just used to watch it everyday after school. Remember when Dudley got molested?
#TheBicycleMan
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HA!! I used to watch them too but I don’t really remember them that well – we’ve been watching them here and there on Saturdays every now and then. We mostly watch The Brady Bunch
#idbopmarciandjan
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I never really got in to the Bradys, but yeah, Marcia was great viewing… How old was she again? I always remember the Hawaii special where one of the boys had a cursed necklace or something. Bizarre days!
#Idbopblossom
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We watched grow into a high schooler….
#jailbait
#idtotallybopteganfromdoctorwho
#andperi
#threeway
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I probably haven’t seen it since I was a high schooler myself, so I’m clean, son!
#thefactsoflifebopathon
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Thanks! Did the review not persuade you into thinking that this film is a complete bag of arse?
I think I was too kind on it really…
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So, twat? Lol, some serious dedication to give such detailed play-by-play.
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HA!! Don’t forget to vote!
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This film was SO SHIT! Great review.
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LAURA!!!! Come back to me (us)!!!!!
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