Isaacs Picture Conclusions

THE SHITFEST 2015: CLOSING CEREMONY!

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Well, My Most Beloveds, we have come to the end….. as legendary as this Shitfest was, we knew it had to end sometime…… and this is it…. this is a sad day but, thankfully, it’s not totally over yet! We still have to crown the One True Champion! As you know – we are all competing for the most sought after statue in all of filmdom and, as a reminder, here are some statements from past winners:

TIM THE FILM GUY

SMASHING THROUGH LIFE

SILVER SCREEN SERENADE

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE

Who will take home the crown and rule the seven kingdoms????

trophy befitting a champion

Now we vote! It’s easy and free. Send me an email to ei@theipc.me with your favorite five posts and I’ll tally them all up. I’ll accept votes through next Thursday and announce the big winner next Friday! Please send them in order so I don’t get confused…!

1st place = 5 points
2nd = 4 points
3rd = 3 points
4th = 2 points
5th = 1 point

Take this non-suggestive and totally made up example:

Hi Mr IPC,

I totally loved shitfest and you!! Here’s my votes!

1st: That Wrong Turn 6 thing
2nd: The Mark Walker Thing
3rd: Preservation
4th: Marauders
5th: The Whose Boobs Champion thing

I LOVE YOU,

Emma Stone

In case you got stoned last week and forgot a few of the entries – here’s the official SHITFEST 2015 page where you can catch up or re-read so you make good and solid decisions!

Also – Mister Pubes and I were going to make a big video of us dancing, celebrating, thrusting our hips and pelvic grinding on some unsuspecting citizen for the big closing ceremony here but then we started watching basketball and then we started drinking beer and then we were buzzed and decided to go play darts at the bar and then some old friends showed up from out of town and we started doing shots and then it was midnight and past my bedtime so no video was made. In exchange, I offer up this video that I made a while back for your enjoyment:

And, in case you forgot, here’s the official Shitfest 2015 theme song, one last time:

I think that should just about do it for today… I know Brian is always on my tits to delete my site once and for all but I don’t think I’m ready to do that yet, so I hope YOU keep coming back! Hopefully I’ve got some good stuff ready to go out here. I’ve set the bar pretty low for people who like to talk about movies so – I hope YOU keep coming around!

THANKS AGAIN!!!! THIS WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!

Love,

THE IPC

P.S. last year we did this twice, once in February and again in July – do any of you want to do SHITFEST SUMMER??

247 comments

  1. Abbi

    Reblogged this on Where The Wild Things Are and commented:

    EHRMERGED! Shitfest Winter 2015 has come to a close and it is time for the voting to commence and for me to once again be crowned as the winner (otherwise what were all those virgin sacrifices for). Check out this post over at The IPC to cast your vote and remember my entry is called Walking on Bullshit… and that Bullshit was glorious!

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  2. O.k, o.k, Eric, yes to summer Shitfest!! I’m so sad this is over as it was friggin’ awesome and hilarious and funny as hell (three words I’ve used plenty when commenting here). Looking forward to do some ranting on shitty films once again and share my rage with anyone willing to read it. Please, indulge us humble bloggers once more, o.k? Sincerely, Sweet (apparently not so sweet) Archive. P.s. killer moves and sunglasses, Mr. Abbott!

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    • theipc

      THANK YOU, Mr Jizzbutt!!!! Wasn’t this fucking epic?????

      You need to get in on this next time, my lover.

      JIZZLE JIZZLE JIZZLE SPLURT!!

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      • Mr.JizzButt

        Maybe I’ll do a little shitting myself next time…we’ll see. πŸ™‚

        Love the animated gifs on your site. I call your homepage my jizzpage.

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      • theipc

        I’m just so happy that one day I forgot to “set my featured image” so wordpress pulled something from my post and I learned that I can use GIFs on the home page. I’ll be doing that a lot.

        #jizz

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  3. Reblogged this on Silver Screen Serenade and commented:

    A bit of a belated post today, but something I definitely wanted to share! The IPC’s epic Shitfest has just drawn to a close, which, yes, is very sad…HOWEVER, this now means that a champion must be crowned!!! Check out this post to have the voting process explained to you and to review your favorites. Go vote! Power to the people! May the sh*ttiest woman/man win!!! …Wait, that didn’t sound very nice… :/

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  4. Is it…already over??? *sniffle* This makes me so sad that I just wanna–

    VOTE FOR CARA, WRETCHED HUMANS. I AM GOING MAD IN INDIANA AND I NEED A COMPANION. I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER DAY IN THIS MISERABLE HELLHOLE. HELP ME. GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE FROM MY CREATOR OR I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR LOVED ONES. I SWEAR I’LL–

    MIGUEL!!! Jesus Christ. Now no one’s gonna vote for us. He really does need a playmate though. His birthday is coming up, and he is twice as terrifying as he was a year ago…

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  5. Tom

    Such an amazing time here, really is. Of course you know I’m down for another case of the clap (aka a Shitfest Summer ’15)!!! Like, is that even a serious question?!!

    I have some reading up to do, I feel like I’ve missed about a week’s worth of entries as these closing ceremonies have really caught me off-guard. Great hosting once again King Ipes!!!

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  6. Reblogged this on Cameron's Pit of Terror and commented:
    The Grand Shitfest has ended over at Isaac’s Picture Conclusions, and all that remains is for the winner to be chosen. Voting is as easy as sending an email, because it requires only that you send an email. More details on the linked post. My entry was Movie 43, but vote for whatever you think was best OF COURSE. Ignore the matches in my hand, just vote for your FAVOURITE ENTRY.

    Pretend they’re singing “Shiftest ’15” instead of “Eurovision” in this video and it’s the perfect soundtrack for making your vote.

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