Well, My Most Beloveds, we have come to the end….. as legendary as this Shitfest was, we knew it had to end sometime…… and this is it…. this is a sad day but, thankfully, it’s not totally over yet! We still have to crown the One True Champion! As you know – we are all competing for the most sought after statue in all of filmdom and, as a reminder, here are some statements from past winners:
Who will take home the crown and rule the seven kingdoms????
Now we vote! It’s easy and free. Send me an email to email@example.com with your favorite five posts and I’ll tally them all up. I’ll accept votes through next Thursday and announce the big winner next Friday! Please send them in order so I don’t get confused…!
1st place = 5 points
2nd = 4 points
3rd = 3 points
4th = 2 points
5th = 1 point
Take this non-suggestive and totally made up example:
Hi Mr IPC,
I totally loved shitfest and you!! Here’s my votes!
1st: That Wrong Turn 6 thing
2nd: The Mark Walker Thing
5th: The Whose Boobs Champion thing
I LOVE YOU,
In case you got stoned last week and forgot a few of the entries – here’s the official SHITFEST 2015 page where you can catch up or re-read so you make good and solid decisions!
Also – Mister Pubes and I were going to make a big video of us dancing, celebrating, thrusting our hips and pelvic grinding on some unsuspecting citizen for the big closing ceremony here but then we started watching basketball and then we started drinking beer and then we were buzzed and decided to go play darts at the bar and then some old friends showed up from out of town and we started doing shots and then it was midnight and past my bedtime so no video was made. In exchange, I offer up this video that I made a while back for your enjoyment:
And, in case you forgot, here’s the official Shitfest 2015 theme song, one last time:
I think that should just about do it for today… I know Brian is always on my tits to delete my site once and for all but I don’t think I’m ready to do that yet, so I hope YOU keep coming back! Hopefully I’ve got some good stuff ready to go out here. I’ve set the bar pretty low for people who like to talk about movies so – I hope YOU keep coming around!
THANKS AGAIN!!!! THIS WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!
P.S. last year we did this twice, once in February and again in July – do any of you want to do SHITFEST SUMMER??