Good morning, my Most Beloveds! As you know, I would never lie to you and I’m always on your wall, or in your trees or under your bed protecting you, but today I have dabbled in the Arcane and Mysterious Art of Mischief to bring you something I did somewhere else. The post today is not about the 2014 movie Nightcrawler which I never intend to see….
This movie is also not about that furry German fellow who debuted so long ago in The Uncanny X-MEN:
Exhibit B:
Nor is this post about slimy worms:
Exhibit C:
This post is about a different kind of Nightcrawler. One that will make you squirm with fear and hide in your closet, crying and holding your favorite stuffed animal. This evil serpent will invade your dreams and make you so afraid your ancestors will quiver. Yes – this Nightcrawler is The Boogey Man, The Thing Under The Stairs, That Which Goes Bump In The Night and He Who Can Not Be Named. To see the full report, which was also presented before the United States Senate, click the image below…. IF… YOU… DARE….
On a side note – yesterday I was looking something up on my own site and saw that it was from January of 2012 and that not one single person has ever looked at it and I thought it was kind of funny. Then I thought I should Tweet it out but then I never did. What came out of that confliction in my brain is this: no one ever reads the old stuff so I’m going to start randomly tweeting out your old shit from people who talk to me out here. It’s not like I have a lot of twitter followers and get millions of referrals from twitter but who knows, maybe someone will read something you wrote when you first started!
Love this post, really made my morning Eric.
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Excellent!!! Buenas dias!
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Hola, mi amigo.
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Good stuff! lol
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LOL – Thanks, Captain!
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Pappy
You are a brilliant cartoonist!
Kidney
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Kidney!!!!
MMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM : ) : )
Pappy!
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Dear PSC,
Dagnammit, Luke on the loose!
JJB
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Dear PJB,
That British cocksucker!!!!!
#bloomers
Love,
SSC
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Dear SSC,
You must know!
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
I see he has a retort prepared…
#war
Love,
SSC
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That is some fantastic artwork!
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Smash!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Isn’t it beautiful????
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It really is. It’s what I might describe as ‘majestic’ if it were part of an art show.
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So true! So very true!! Maybe after I die it will be recognized by The Arts.
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Brilliant end to the day! Loved the part about the unread post, I’ve been there before good Sir! Still haven’t voted on Shitfest either … Better get to it!
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HA!!! Perfect!!
VOTE VOTE VOTE! We’ve got a tight race going!
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This post and artwork kills. BOOM!
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THANKS VIC!!!!
BAM!! That just happened!!
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I should start tweeting old posts. That would make me look more productive than I am.
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Work harder! Work faster!
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Nah!
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Fair enough!
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This is awesome Eric! How do you come up with this stuff? 🙂
Kim
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I try!!!
Mostly beer hahahahahahahha!!
Thank you SO MUCH for reading out here!!
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Ha ha ha, excellent ruse!!!!!!!!
And reiterating what Natasha said, your cartoons are great 🙂
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: )))))))))))))))))))))))
why – thank you!!!!
Love Pen
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I like this movie! But I also love Jake. Cmon just watch it. 🙂
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I’ll watch it when it’s out for free, Baller!
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One day!!! #ballersdontpay
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LOL!! YES!!
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How very sweet of you to go back and tweet our old stuff! You’re the best little Proby ever!
#xoxo
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