I’ve been sitting on this post for a long time because 1) I normally talk about horror movies and B) I like to try and have fun with posts and tickle you both figuratively and literally (Here comes Mr. Tickle!!!!) (WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????) (Don’t be a perv!) and there’s nothing really FUN about this movie unless *SPOILER* you’re looking to see Shia LePoof get killed or *SPOILER* Brad Pitt take a huge shit in front of his Commanding Officer and then wipe his ass with a map of Germany. “Here’s what I think of THOSE fucking orders, Sarge.” He sez. One of those spoilers may or may not happen but, whatever the case, this is a really good fucking movie and I totally loved it. If you haven’t seen it and have a hankering for a good war movie this thing can be really brutal in parts, so be careful. I don’t really watch a lot of war movies so, my experience is slim, but this is definitely one of my favorites.
Pitt, sporting an incredibly cool haircut that I can’t pull off because my hair is too stringy, stars as Lieutenant Aldo Raine, a U.S. soldier from The Smoky Mountains, deployed to Germany to put together a special team of Nazi scalping Jews. And he wants his scalps!! Together they tear through Germany like Sherman through Atlanta, dismembering, disemboweling and disfiguring the Nazi, ultimately murdering Adolf Hitler in a packed movie theater, eliminating the Nazi threat and bringing an end to WW2.
Wait….
For real, I totally loved this movie although I could pic some nits. NOTE: I wouldn’t want to pic your nits unless you asked me too. I have large hands with large fingers that I keep trimmed so I’m not really able to pick up things like dimes or stamps off of a level counter so, I might have to lick my lips and I would hate to get your skin all greasy with my saliva but, I would if you wanted to. ANYWAY! I loved all of this, I loved the action, the warfare, the brotherhood, the blood n’ guts, all of it, but…. I thought it was not real that, after they sacked that town – when they are up enjoying some peace and a meal, that the other guys just immediately found them and made dicks of themselves… or the second to last scene where – spoilers rescinded – that didn’t make a lot of sense to me. I did discuss this with me bestest friend JB, who I think loved this more than I did – and she didn’t find any faults in the Thing Under The Tank, but – oh well…. who cares. This movie was bad ass and I loved it.
I don’t know what it is about me but I always seem to find just one little piece of a movie that is so insignificant that I just love. Just thinking of a handful of recent things I’ve loved; like that part in COHERENCE when the guy says “The Stapler!” or that line in DEAD SNOW 2 “Some guy took my jacket… : ( ” or even this shit movie that I liked called CAMP MASSACRE where this girl, whose clothes continue to disappear responds to “I thought you were dead!!” with “Never count a nurse for dead when she’s got her NURSE’S BOOK!!” STAB!! I don’t know – these are the types of things I notice and what got me in this was – at some point towards the end, they’ve run out of tank artillery and the men are moaning about how they’re fucked. “It’s not over!!!” Pitt commands. “We’ve still got our hand weapons! We’ve got our .50 CAL!” I know I’m weird and slightly off – I mean – I’ll probably never see NIGHTCRAWLER because of Jake Gyllenhaal’s hairdo – but the use of the word ‘weapons’ in that scene really stuck with me. I know – I’m strange.
So – there it is – a long account of Fury that I totally loved. The tracers thing didn’t bother me for a second and Brad Pitt never took an onscreen shit so – winning all around! LePoof didn’t actually bother me and it had Hoyt from back when True Blood was good in it. This was a solid movie that I had to buy to watch and I totally loved it. Minus – The Scene Under The Tank. Good stuff, good stuff, loved it, loved it. FIVE Brad Pitt cool hairdos out of five!
I can’t wait to see this (STILL!) so I haven’t read this properly just in case but I’m glad you enjoyed it Pen and makes me even more eager to see it 🙂
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Clam!!
I LOVED it!!! I am envious of your experience watching it for the first time!
Love Pen
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Hey – thanks for the Nightcrawler link! You hairdo weirdo… 😉 You know who has lovely hair?! Garrett Hedlund! Mmm… What did you review here again? Oh! Inglourious Basterds? Yeah, I like that one!
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You’re very welcome, you Tosser!
Isn’t that a good one!!??
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Yep! 🙂 Not sure about that other war movie Pitt is in, though… Not seen it! What’s it called? Starts with an F…
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Fast and Furious 7????
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Is that a war movie?! Or just horrific?
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I don’t know!! It hasn’t come out where I live yet……………………………!
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Dear PSC,
Excellent review! You know I absolutely loved this one! I thought it was excellent and gripping and intense and everyone worked wonders in it!
Great work.
Love,
JB
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Dearest PJB,
I know you loved it the most! I thought it was pretty fucking good!
Love,
ISC
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Dear SSC,
Damn straight! I love a good war flick!
Love,
JJB
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Dear JJB,
This was a lot better than Amityville 5.
Love,
PSC
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This review had me at Brad Pitt’s cool hairdo.
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I wish I could pull off a hairdo like that…. if my hair gets long I look like Linus from Peanuts…
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I wish I could rock hair like Pitt does.
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Me too……….
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Gotta love Brad Pitt, such a great actor.
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He really is!
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As well as one of my man crushes, hehe.
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Vinnie – I don’t know if you’re still up or not so – tomorrow – go check out that link Laura posted in the comments section below this. It’s one of the fucking funniest things I’ve ever seen
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I’m gonna sign off now but will definitely check out that link in the morning. Adios amigo.
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It will make your day, promise!
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Just watched the video, way too funny. That video’s made my morning.
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Isn’t that the best??
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It made me laugh so much.
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Heck yes!
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I think I’ve watched that video too many times now, but it’s still just as funny, hehe.
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I’ve probably watched that thing 200 times…
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It is so funny though, definitely the highlight of my day watching that.
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YES!
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Brad Pitt usually delivers … (y) Glad you enjoyed the film 🙂
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I do have to say that I’m a fan!
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Sweet Pappy
Great review! This is on my Blindspot choices. Can’t wait to see! Also, Brad Pitt #yum
Kidney
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Sweetest Kidney!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I hope you love it!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Pappy!
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Good write-up, amigo! I liked this one myself. Although quite a Five starrer for me, it stil had plenty going on. If Pitt did take that dump I would have rated it higher!
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Thanks Muckers!!!
It’s in the deleted scenes!!!!
Boat Drinks!
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The dirty bastard!
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Shitting mother fucker!!
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Aww, you had me all excited to see Mr. Pitt taking a dump. I reckon he could nail that scene. I’ll still have to check out the movie though.
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This movie is worth it with or without the dump taking!
Thanks for reading and the comment, brother!
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Great, great film! Also, you should probably watch Nightcrawler. Just sayin’.
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But the hair!!!!!!
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Dude, you watch some of the worst shit on the planet, I think you can get through a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal’s rapist hair.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I did just watch Amityville 5…..
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Exactly!
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Amityville 5 was pretty rough…. think Nightcrawler is better?
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Yes, yes I do.
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I’ll take that under advisement, good sir.
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Isaacs, I’m with Ryan on this one. You absolutely have to watch “Nightcrawler”. Jake gives the most memorable performance to me since Ledger’s Joker. His character is so damn creepy; his extreme awkwardness makes you feel uncomfortable in your bones throughout the entire film. This is a “Can’t Miss!”
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I have succumbed to the masses and agreed to watch it when I can find it for free : )
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I actually still have to watch “Birdman”. I think it looks terrible, but I keep hearing so many positives that I decided to go ahead and watch. I just haven’t yet.
There were a slew of movies I loved in the Fall of last year. 2014 was an absolute kick-ass year for movies to me! Whiplash, Gone Girl, Nightcrawler, Equalizer, John Wick, Starry Eyes, The Guest, all awesome films!
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Birdman….. damn that thing…… I HATED IT but have to recognize it’s a well made movie!!
Starry Eyes was all kinds of awesome!!
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Birman just looks sooo boring to me.
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It was!
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Can’t wait to see this. Sounds like it was mighty fun!
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Fury was awesome!!
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You should write about more films that aren’t horror so that I can read them and laugh at your weirdness and rambling tangents. Love this review, loved Fury. Even the incident under the tank, I don’t think my poor brain could have handled any more carnage – it was a welcome break to all the stress suffered throughout!
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If that will get you to come back, I’ll do everything I can!!! : )
Fury was awesome!!! THANK YOU for reading and commenting out here : )
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This movie tanked!!!
Actually it was quite good, but how else was I going to get my tank joke into the comments here.
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How did I miss this earlier? Sorry, Captain.
*dum ta dum ding* !
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Furry: The Eric Isaacs Story
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An international best seller!
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Did someone say Shia? http://thenerve.us/blog/shia-labeouf/
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Sorry, literally ANY EXCUSE to show this again : )
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Yesterday I was thinking of putting that in here then I got busy playing video games and drinking beer and forgot : (((((((((
THANKS FOR SAVING THE DAY!!!! Best video ever!!!
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I watched it again at the weekend. I LOVE IT!
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I did too and now I am going to again!!! The best!!!
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It should be like the front page of the internet so that you get to see it every time you go online.
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I can’t quit it!!
#quietquiet #stumpleg #killingforsport
I fucking love that so much!!!
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#quietquiet – I might start saying that at work, just to see how people react.
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I think that sounds wonderful !!
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I loved this too!
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WHOOOO HOOOO, Mama!!!!
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I can’t wait to see this now! I’m so glad Shia Lepoof (Heh, Heh) wasn’t too annoying😀
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HA HA!!! He wasn’t too bad! I hope you love it! Did you happen to see that link Laura put in the comments?? it’z the greatest thing ever!!
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Okay. That. Was. Hysterical.😂
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Isn’t that GREAT??????
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Oh yeah. Somebody needs to do one for Miley Cyrus!
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HAHAHA!! I’d watch it!!
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HIS HAIR omg he still looks hot. Even in WWII Nazi Germany, Brad Pitt looks flawless, with dirt on his face, flawless, everything good God. I was just talking to someone about this movie yesterday, I didn’t think I was going to like it, but I did enjoy it. I liked the kid in the movie Logan something he was good in it. Hoyt too, but all I could think about was him in True Blood as Hoyt Fortenberry. He will always be that fang banger to me. hahaha!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
#fangbanger
LOLOLOLOL
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HAHAHA #ballers and #fangbangers
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it!
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I’m honoured to nominate you for the Liebster Award 😉
http://emmakwall.com/2015/04/01/liebster-award/
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Fuck yeah, baby!
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Shagadelic!
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Totally!!
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“Japanese twins Basil….”
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This needs to happen!
#shag
Love Pen!!
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Lol, shut your eyes and click your ankles together, really really wishing for something. You never know!
#shagadelic
#pensandclams
Love Clam!!
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#ankleclicks
#spotoftea
#guvnor
HAHAHAHA!!!
Love Pen!!!
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Sweet Giantess!!! I still don’t really have any desire to see this…although you DID tempt me with that “Brad Pitt taking a dump on a map” bit. But I’m glad you enjoyed this so much!! Also, random, but I just now noticed that I’m listed on the sidebar as an “architect.” Don’t I feel fancy!! 🙂
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I understand – war movies aren’t for everyone….
YOU KNOW IT!!!! YOU TROLLOP!!!!
#XOXOXOXOXOX
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