WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! It’s March 27th and time for another Amityville movie!! Was this any good?? Did Zoe hate it more than anything?? Does it fuck continuity straight up in the butthole??? Does anyone’s face explode???? Do a brother and sister do The Sex????? Did I make a GIF???????
Click the poster above to find out!
On another note – I took tomorrow (today) off to go see a movie in the theater, which is rare for me, so I’m excited! If I’m able, look for another post out here this afternoon. It won’t be super detailed since it takes me about a month anymore to get a post together but it would be my thoughts on something new!
Dear PSC,
Ugh, this movie fucking SUCKS.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
You hated it the most!!!
#sorry
#itfollows
Love,
PSC
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You and Zoe are really doing a good job powering through these movies.
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Thanks Vinnie!!
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I’d probably just watch the first film and then skip the sequels, which there seems to be an awful lot of.
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That’s probably a sound decision, but I am a completist…
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With it until the end, you go Eric. I’m sure you’ll survive all these sequels.
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We will survive!
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Well that’s good news, the blogosphere would be boring without you two.
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And who would report on all of these movies??
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Exactly, and just think, we’d have no Shitfest. The horror.
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SO TRUE!!!!!!
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Are you excited for Shitfest Summer Eric? I know I certainly am, it’s gonna be hot, hot, hot.
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I certainly am! I’m out for a bit – gotta clean up, run to the bank and then going to a movie!
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Have fun, what movie are you gonna watch?
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It Follows!
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I’ve heard it’s really good, really need to see it myself.
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Hopefully I’ll be able to briefly report on it this afternoon….
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I look forward to hearing your thoughts on it Eric.
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I didn’t mind it actually. lol
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I didn’t really either aside from the continuity problems…
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Dearest Pappy and Bkushi
Once again, my sincerest apologies for this
Love,
Kidney
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Sweet Kidney!!!
Meh…..
Pappy!!!!
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I do love the randomness of the incest storyline. Anyway, will you be reviewing The Amityville Haunting, the 2011 Asylum found footage film? I hope so, it’s one of the worst films I’ve ever seen and makes this one look like Gone with the Wind!
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Yep! We’ll be doing them all, boychick! Every stinking one of them!
#stinking
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Great! I’ll look forward to it… You cock wanting slut.
#cockhungry
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By the way, I’m going to a movie shortly. If you join me I’ll be sure to cut a hole in the popcorn bag.
#handies
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You know all the tricks don’t you?
#rustlerustle
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Yes.
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Eric you dirty devil, handies in the cinema really. They are respectable places. Oh who am I kidding, God knows what certain people get up to when the lights go down.
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Ok have you been watching too much porno lately Damian?
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Too much porn? Is that even a real concept?
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Excellent point Damian, there can never be enough of it.
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Inconceivable!!!
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The Princess Bride (slut)
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Are you trying to turn movie titles into porno titles? If so, it sounds like a really fun game.
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It’s super fun! Arsetar!
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Not quite sure which title you’re trying to make dirty there, please enlighten me.
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I’ll give you a clue. It’s directed by James Cameron.
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Oh Avatar, got it now. I’m trying to think of one now.
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Just thought of one, it’s a TV show. Game of Boners, hehe.
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Good one!
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This is a really good game, do you want to continue Damian?
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Titsinator. I’ll have to think of more later.
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That’s a great one.
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“Amityville; it’s the house on the hill; house on the h-h-hill!!”
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SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
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Hey Eric, got any innuendo titles for the game that Damian and I started?
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How about Damian Does Dallas?
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That’s definitely a memorable title, got anything for me?
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The Vinnie in Miss Jones?
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Now that sounds about right, haha.
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Now Damian and I both have titles, what about yours?
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Screw this horrible looking movie!
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SCREW YOU!!! Wait… What??????
: )
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EW!
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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